son of the isolated blurts thread!

[Saucyminx]

I was going to call you decadent J. I don't like heavy cream in my coffee. It kind of leaves a buttery film on the top that makes me squirm and not in a good way.

Blurt: Oatmeal is still the devil; the slimy wallpaper paste-textured devil. When will I get this through my head?

 

[Hypoxia]

I cooked breakfast last midnight. (There was a good reason.) A couple ounces of maple-flavored bacon ends, cut to one-inch lengths and microwaved for 30 seconds for a quick cook, then tossed in a non-stick skillet with mushrooms, and simmered; add an ounce of diced very sharp cheddar, one egg, and two eggs' worth of yolkless egg whites. Scramble and serve. Protein blast!

 

[midwestyankee]

I was going to call you decadent J. I don't like heavy cream in my coffee. It kind of leaves a buttery film on the top that makes me squirm and not in a good way.

Blurt: Oatmeal is still the devil; the slimy wallpaper paste-textured devil. When will I get this through my head?

I lace my oatmeal with maple syrup and cover it in sweet granola. That makes it almost palatable. Can't avoid the stuff altogether so I do what I can to perk it up.

 

[midwestyankee]

Hmmm...I have not done this, but I will absolutely try in the morning. Thanks for the tip!

Please let us know what you think. My wife has been doing our scrambled eggs this way ever since I bought her a couple of Julia Child's cookbooks and I really do think it's the greatest idea since sliced bread.

 

[Saucyminx]

I lace my oatmeal with maple syrup and cover it in sweet granola. That makes it almost palatable. Can't avoid the stuff altogether so I do what I can to perk it up.

I think I have tried it every way possible, including the steel cut jobbies, and I just can't do it. Every once in a while I think, ok, well maybe if I just. .. but nope. The kids found this thing on Pinterest, which is sliced apples, a bit of brown sugar, cinnamon, milk, water, and oats (I added some vanilla because that's how I roll), and you hurl it all in a crockpot and cook it over night. I think if you like oatmeal, it's probably really good. They really liked it. It made me wince.

It's the slime factor I can't get past. I don't mind the taste. I even threw on some toasted pecans to give it some crunch but alas, still that texture. *shivers*

 

[silverwhisper]

thanks jelly!

yank, always nice to see you and love the butter tip.

hypoxia, i'm a big believer in breakfast as a non-morning meal.

ed

 

[DesEsseintes]

I think I have tried it every way possible, including the steel cut jobbies, and I just can't do it. Every once in a while I think, ok, well maybe if I just. .. but nope. The kids found this thing on Pinterest, which is sliced apples, a bit of brown sugar, cinnamon, milk, water, and oats (I added some vanilla because that's how I roll), and you hurl it all in a crockpot and cook it over night. I think if you like oatmeal, it's probably really good. They really liked it. It made me wince.

It's the slime factor I can't get past. I don't mind the taste. I even threw on some toasted pecans to give it some crunch but alas, still that texture. *shivers*

Lots of cream, lots of honey, lots of whisky - the way they have it in Scotland. If you still don't like the taste or texture, the whisky will make you forget it soon enough.

 

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[midwestyankee]

Lots of cream, lots of honey, lots of whisky - the way they have it in Scotland. If you still don't like the taste or texture, the whisky will make you forget it soon enough.

Whisky for breakfast? What the hell have I been doing wrong all these years that I never heard about this? Of course, this comes from a people who think that music comes out of bagpipes, so...

 

[Emerson40]

Fleshlight, with better arch support?

For your special foot fetishist, on Valentine's Day.

Someone sent me a link in an email for a website where you can order some very realistic looking, sexy, silicone feet.
One of the items that immediately jumped out at me was the Vajankle.

Single comes in left foot only, a pair will get you a right foot (for the footsie enthusiast who needs a pair).


http://scallywagandvagabond.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/se1.png


http://scallywagandvagabond.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/se2.png


I haven't checked on the availability of different colour feet or labias, if you are able to order a B-Hole version instead of the traditional Vah-Jay, or if there are plans for a VajArmpit edition.


Paint the toes, slip on one of your favourite, faptastic fuck-me shoes, and piston your peni heel-deep into the Vajankle!

 

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[Emerson40]

Ummm....I'm down with different strokes for different folks, but just felt a little like I could lose my lunch on this one Em.

Easy, queasy Jelly.

Spend a bit of time over in Fetish & Sexuality. I'm sure there are far stranger things that fellas have slipped their wee-wee in, in their unending quest to pop a load, and have the sensations anchored to some fixation.


What would you be more taken aback by, finding a Vajankle between the mattress and box-spring, or a stuffed, purple pony in the wardrobe, with a rainbow on its hindquarters and genetically accurate silicone genitalia under its lilac scented tail?

 

[Emerson40]

Em seems to know just a little too much about that pony.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/e3d80a6de53b326a9591147267235f65/tumblr_mewnl4dKqr1rxek2yo1_500.jpg

 

[Miles Long]

TNGC tomorrow!

 

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[Miles Long]

I googled. That looks like a lot of fun! I'm a bit jealous.

Hell yeah, Taco Tuesday!

 

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[Saucyminx]

The film thing doesn't happen in a mug with a lid, must be something to do with exposure to air. The amount of butter and heavy cream I consume would shock you.

How ya been?

Nah I wouldn't be. My son found 4 lbs of butter in the fridge the other day--in my defense I was going to make cookies--and he yelled, "Hey Paula Dean, what's with all the butter?" Little fucker didn't get any cookies. *nods* And we always have a quart of heavy cream, ya know, just in case.

Just peachy sugar. How you doin?

Lots of cream, lots of honey, lots of whisky - the way they have it in Scotland. If you still don't like the taste or texture, the whisky will make you forget it soon enough.

I think that will work! I will just make some oatmeal cookies with the oats, cream, and honey, and drink the whiskey. Problem solved. Genius Sir! Pure genius.

 

[DesEsseintes]

Genius Sir! Pure genius.

Madam, you are far too kind. A genius I may be, but 'pure' I cannot allow. I have a reputation to maintain...

 

[Miles Long]

Mmmm coffee!

 

[Saucyminx]

Madam, you are far too kind. A genius I may be, but 'pure' I cannot allow. I have a reputation to maintain...

Ah, my apologies, I should have been clearer. I meant pure of intellect only, kind Sir. Mind, body, and spirit are, I'm sure, all other matters entirely. At least, I certainly hope so.

 

[midwestyankee]

Oh love, your bras are all about seven sizes too small. Go get fitted for fucks sake.

Pics, or it didn't happen. You know the rules.

 

[Miles Long]

Not even 3:30 yet? Fuck me sideways!

 

[Saucyminx]

The fail faux boob-pas:

http://myfreeimplants.com/free-breast-implants/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/Bra_Faux_Pas.jpg

 

[Emerson40]

The fail faux boob-pas:

http://myfreeimplants.com/free-breast-implants/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/Bra_Faux_Pas.jpg

I'm thinking Class 3, The Ledge.


Thoughts?


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