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Say what you will about that Keira Knightley, but the girl sure doesn't waste any time destroying a ham sandwich.
 
Rainshine, that really, really sucks. Every day brings me renewed reason to be glad that I am a man. Sort of a man, anyway.
 
Rainshine said:
It's ok. Whatever it takes, ya know? I'm not really complaining. :eek:
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No, I'm sure, and I get that. But still. If someone asked me to give birth or the human race would die out, I'd be sad, but die out we would. So huge respect.
 
Rainshine said:
On closer inspection, this appears to be a salad sandwich. I definitely see cucumber. No wonder that bitch is so skinny.
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I think she's gorgeous, and I love her laugh--but I agree, a bit too slender for me.
I'm afraid I'd break her.
 
Jelly said:
What's the purpose of this apparently highly addictive game? I just moved the numbers around. I could Google this, but I'm feeling lazy.
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It's just a number game, sorta kinda like sudoku. You slide the like numbers together to make bigger numbers, the challenge is to get as high a number as you like. The name of the game is 2048, so that is the basic goal and purpose of the game, to get one tile to 2048. The thing is, once you reach that goal, you'd think the game was over, but it's not, you can continue.

You can also go for total points, either high or low, low points indicating efficiency in getting to the goal, high points because, who cares about efficiency? :D
 
Today was the high point of my life. It's all downhill from here. Cowabunga!
 
Hypoxia said:
Today was the high point of my life. It's all downhill from here. Cowabunga!
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you ran a sub-50 minute 10K?

you finally beat super mario bros on wii?

you demolished the famous 80 oz. steak at that restaurant?
 
Bacon. It's just so good. Period.

I'm sorry to hear you can't have ham, Rainshine.

I knew about the no caffeine rule. I also know about the no seafood rule. I never heard of the no ham (deli meat) rule.

Now, I want a ham sandwich with all this talk of deli meat. Actually, I prefer turkey over ham, but whatever. Now I'm starving. *chuckle*
 
Rainshine said:
I used to live for bacon, but now I can't even stand the smell of it being cooked let alone to eat it! :eek:

They say you can have caffeine in small doses now. Though, what they call small to me seems huge.

The list of no goes is huge. Soft cheese for example, brie! Camembert! :eek:

http://www.mayoclinic.org/healthy-l...eek/in-depth/pregnancy-nutrition/art-20043844
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Are you sure they didn't get that list muddled up with the 'things that taste delicious' list? Gawd almighty.

In vaguely related news, I heard the other day that a Brazil nut allergic reaction is the only one which can be sexually transmitted - in other words, if a man or woman eats a Brazil nut and then has sex with someone who has an allergy, it can trigger a reaction.

Admittedly an unlikely scenario, but just putting it out there, because safety, kids.
 
Jelly said:
I just finished preparing breakfast....perfectly cooked bacon (I don't always get it right, so it's awesome when I do), cheesy scrambled eggs cooked in butter, coffee with heavy cream. So good.
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I agree with Ed - butI do like coffee. Many years ago I used to frequent a German bakery and restaurant for coffee and dessert (they make insanely good whipped-cream tortes). Coffee was always served with a shaped dollop of whipped cream. It. Was. Decadent. And eggs should always be cooked in butter. Do you add a bit of butter to the scrambled eggs near the end to stop them from cooking further? That comes from Julia Child and it allows you to control the doneness with precision - plus the pat of butter adds just a touch more richness.
 
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