son of the isolated blurts thread!

[midwestyankee]

I can't help it. It's a gift.



At the wine festival my dear. I didn't notice how burnt they were until a very nice and helpful gentleman at the bar offered to rub allow on them for me. He didn't have any aloe with him though, so I declined his kind offer.

And it wasn't even great wine? Now that's a real sacrifice just to start your annual booby tan.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

7:00 - Mmm-mm. Chinese food is here.

7:30 - Oh dear, I think I ate too much Chinese food.

7:50 - Mmm-mm. Leftover Chinese food.

definitely so true.

 

[multitalentman]

Just not opening that. I refuse! Damn it.

Methinks she opened it anyway.

 

[Emerson40]

Just not opening that. I refuse! Damn it.

Wasn't me.

 

[Saucyminx]

And it wasn't even great wine? Now that's a real sacrifice just to start your annual booby tan.

The wine wasn't great, and was very expensive. Highly disappointing. I say to them, "good day." They also didn't know how to host an event of that size. I wanted to go give them a list of what they did wrong and a very stern talking to.

I don't tan Yank. I am one of those nearly translucent girls. I slather with sunscreen but I didn't yesterday, because it's only April, and apparently I'm a little slow sometimes.

Also, I do know how to spell aloe--too much booze.

 

[midwestyankee]

The wine wasn't great, and was very expensive. Highly disappointing. I say to them, "good day." They also didn't know how to host an event of that size. I wanted to go give them a list of what they did wrong and a very stern talking to.

I don't tan Yank. I am one of those nearly translucent girls. I slather with sunscreen but I didn't yesterday, because it's only April, and apparently I'm a little slow sometimes.

Also, I do know how to spell aloe--too much booze.

True story: I worked as a lifeguard for a couple hours every day all summer once at a private school where I was teaching. That gave the kids cause for a nickname for me: Albino. I share your translucency.

I allow for the occasional spelling mistake, especially when wine is involved.

 

[Emerson40]

I thought "allow" was one of those word nip-slips. Accidentally on purpose.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Also, I do know how to spell aloe--too much booze.

i wasn't going to say anything.

 

[silverwhisper]

fwiw, i now assume when people typo on forums that it's due to autocorrect/mobile device keyboards. :>

ed

 

[midwestyankee]

fwiw, i now assume when people typo on forums that it's due to autocorrect/mobile device keyboards. :>

ed

Are you suggesting this is a reasonable excuse for such behavior, or merely an explanation?

 

[Emerson40]

fwiw, i now assume when people typo on forums that it's due to autocorrect/mobile device keyboards. :>

ed

Your right, sometimes they're is that.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Yankee, every time i scroll down and see your new av, i gasp and cringe and hold myself.

nooo, not in a happy way.

haven't you got any old-school wooden clothespins or something?

rulers and rubber bands? you could maybe get both of them in, in one fell swoop!

i don't really know what i'm talking about...

 

[midwestyankee]

Yankee, every time i scroll down and see your new av, i gasp and cringe and hold myself.

nooo, not in a happy way.

haven't you got any old-school wooden clothespins or something?

rulers and rubber bands? you could maybe get both of them in, in one fell swoop!

i don't really know what i'm talking about...

I have two or three dozen wooden clothespins in my handy little toy bag. This pic is just a few handy items that happened to be in my top desk drawer one afternoon recently. And I was told that I'd clearly missed an opportunity to include some paper clips. Of course, I also could have included two rulers, a coupe dozen rubber bands of different sizes, a tiny flashlight for intimate wetness checks, a digital recorder to keep a permanent record of moans and groans, several Sharpies, some pipe cleaners, and a screen-door spring.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Sharpies? *interest piqued*

i have a moany-groany thing already but it's about to expire.

 

[silverwhisper]

yank quoth:
are you suggesting this is a reasonable excuse for such behavior, or merely an explanation?

for those whose "voices" i know, i chalk it up to reasonable excuse. others, i choose to believe it's an explanation, barring evidence to the contrary.

em quoth:
your right, sometimes they're is that.

[trout-smacks em on auto-fire]

 

[pplwatching]

Wearing a collar to a meeting? Just to see who raises an eyebrow, I assume.

 

[Emerson40]

First round down, on to the Semi Finals.

 

[Miles Long]

Rainy Mondays...

 

[Miles Long]

I know some people who really like RAINY Mondays.

How does a RAINY Monday compare to a rainy Monday?

 

[Emerson40]

How does a RAINY Monday compare to a rainy Monday?

I believe one has relatively low barometric pressure, the other has something to do with wine, cheeky wit, and a sexy arse.

 

[multitalentman]

I know some people who really like RAINY Mondays.

*raises hand, jumping upon and down*

 

[Hypoxia]

I know some people who really like RAINY Mondays.

Too much sunshine here today. Regrets. But it's better than yesterday, when I was assaulted on the street. I hate when that happens.

 

[PeteHulbert37]

78 degrees..............

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

74 here. hi Ricky!

 

[PeteHulbert37]

74 here. hi Ricky!

How you doin?