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which tv show is this ?
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that walking dead season premiere was pretty fucking epic.
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walking dead season 1, ep 1 spoilers. stop reading now if you're spoiler-averse.
seriously.
the group didn't necessarily want to prevent rick for taking our gareth, just everyone at terminus. way i see it, targeting gareth = tactical necessity cuz he'll just show up later with a new group; targeting everyone at terminus = mass murder. you could make the argument that anyone engaged in institutionalized cannibalism should be killed, but once you eliminate the safety of the site, the rest will crumble.
i've always thought of carol as a handsome woman. in this ep she was fucking hot.
looks like glen is gonna be the moral compass this season. which means he'll probably get killed at the season finale.
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the group didn't necessarily want to prevent rick for taking our gareth, just everyone at terminus. way i see it, targeting gareth = tactical necessity cuz he'll just show up later with a new group; targeting everyone at terminus = mass murder. you could make the argument that anyone engaged in institutionalized cannibalism should be killed, but once you eliminate the safety of the site, the rest will crumble.
i've always thought of carol as a handsome woman. in this ep she was fucking hot.
looks like glen is gonna be the moral compass this season. which means he'll probably get killed at the season finale.
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Ha! Yeah, had bit of a cathartic splurge but decided best keep it to myself. Was feeling a bit better by then too.
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Ha! Yeah, had bit of a cathartic splurge but decided best keep it to myself. Was feeling a bit better by then too.
no worries, mate.
that's the cool thing about catharses, an audience is never required for it to be effective.
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I passed my test with 85%. That's a B and I'm not overly happy with it, but I will take it. I passed and it is OVER until the next round of training. *sigh*
My cat is spoiled. I laid my hoodie on the bed this morning so I could put a tee shirt on, and she crawled onto it, and got comfortable. She isn't feeling well, and is running a fever. I didn't have the heart to move her. I covered her up with part of it, and went and dug out a sweater. I love that lil critter.
My cat is spoiled. I laid my hoodie on the bed this morning so I could put a tee shirt on, and she crawled onto it, and got comfortable. She isn't feeling well, and is running a fever. I didn't have the heart to move her. I covered her up with part of it, and went and dug out a sweater. I love that lil critter.
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I'm convinced that if sexual thoughts didn't occupy my mind so often, and have for so much of my life, I would have more money than Warren Buffet and Bill Gates combined!!!!!
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I'm about to go shopping with my eldest daughter. This is something like navigating hell. Thankfully, it's just the two of us this time which may go a whole lot better than usual. Send me luck and patience, please.
good luck! have fun.
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I'm about to go shopping with my eldest daughter. This is something like navigating hell. Thankfully, it's just the two of us this time which may go a whole lot better than usual. Send me luck and patience, please.
I know that feeling well.
I wish you patience and sanity.
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Do I even want to know how something like this could happen?
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/couple-hospitalized-sex-sea-stuck-article-1.1976303
"An Italian couple having sex in the sea were hospitalized after they ended up getting "stuck" together due to suction.
The duo was reportedly taking an amorous dip near Porto San Giorgio, in the eastern Marche region of Italy, when the man found himself unable to disengage, The Local reports.
Red-faced, the entangled pair remained in the Adriatic Sea's water for several minutes before catching the attention of a woman walking along the shore.
She gave them a towel and the connected twosome struggled to walk back to the land.
A medic was called and they were soon rushed to hospital, where doctors helped to dilate the woman's uterus so the man could safely detach."
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/couple-hospitalized-sex-sea-stuck-article-1.1976303
"An Italian couple having sex in the sea were hospitalized after they ended up getting "stuck" together due to suction.
The duo was reportedly taking an amorous dip near Porto San Giorgio, in the eastern Marche region of Italy, when the man found himself unable to disengage, The Local reports.
Red-faced, the entangled pair remained in the Adriatic Sea's water for several minutes before catching the attention of a woman walking along the shore.
She gave them a towel and the connected twosome struggled to walk back to the land.
A medic was called and they were soon rushed to hospital, where doctors helped to dilate the woman's uterus so the man could safely detach."
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how does that conversation even go?
"hey! hey, listen, completely-innocent-bystander. my girlfriend & i are in a predicament. we were fucking in the ocean and--no, wait, come back! this isn't a proposition for a three-way! i promise! it's a medical emergency! come back!"
"hey! hey, listen, completely-innocent-bystander. my girlfriend & i are in a predicament. we were fucking in the ocean and--no, wait, come back! this isn't a proposition for a three-way! i promise! it's a medical emergency! come back!"
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for you i'm sure there was the added thrill of not being eaten by a shark, or stung by a deadly jellyfish
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There has to be more to this story... something not yet revealed.
Perhaps their aquatic play involved - with or without their knowledge - some sort of mollusc. Maybe a gastropod, or cephalopod.
http://33.media.tumblr.com/11a2d5111def41a9eebbc2183f08d9d1/tumblr_nda9qsfft61sjcqg0o1_1280.jpg
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Wow. That is something you don't see everyday. Ok at least I don't see everyday.
There is a medical condition called Vaginismus.
Vaginismus [vaj-uh-niz-muh s]¹
Vaginismus is a condition where there is involuntary tightness of the vagina during attempted intercourse. The tightness is actually caused by involuntary contractions of the pelvic floor muscles surrounding the vagina. The woman does not directly control or 'will' the tightness to occur; it is an involuntary pelvic response. She may not even have any awareness that the muscle response is causing the tightness or penetration problem.
I'm thinking possibly he got caught mid spasm.
Yikes.
There is a medical condition called Vaginismus.
Vaginismus [vaj-uh-niz-muh s]¹
Vaginismus is a condition where there is involuntary tightness of the vagina during attempted intercourse. The tightness is actually caused by involuntary contractions of the pelvic floor muscles surrounding the vagina. The woman does not directly control or 'will' the tightness to occur; it is an involuntary pelvic response. She may not even have any awareness that the muscle response is causing the tightness or penetration problem.
I'm thinking possibly he got caught mid spasm.
Yikes.
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Yeah, maybe.
I kinda like my theory about a mischievous sea snail getting up under her bikini and inside her bits, then grabbing hold of the predatory peni when it intrudes its nautical hidey-hole.
"Vaginismus" does sound like a pretty good name for a sea monster off the Italian coast though.
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Yeah, maybe.
I kinda like my theory about a mischievous sea snail getting up under her bikini and inside her bits, then grabbing hold of the predatory peni when it intrudes its nautical hidey-hole.
"Vaginismus" does sound like a pretty good name for a sea monster off the Italian coast though.
*nods* I think it's a distant cousin of the kraken
