son of the isolated blurts thread!

[Emerson40]

There is precedent...


http://38.media.tumblr.com/9f92a93c0abf2389a95ac10f8b21bf31/tumblr_ndlrfmarm61rsxqqio1_1280.jpg

 

[bailadora]

My get up and go has left without me.

It's overcast outside, and I've a warm, purring kitty cat draped across my midriff. Her are eyes half closed, and she's kneading her paws into my upper arm. Really, why would I ever want to move?

Never mind I need to be somewhere in about 20 minutes. Someone send me some motivation, please!

 

[Saucyminx]

My get up and go has left without me.

It's overcast outside, and I've a warm, purring kitty cat draped across my midriff. Her are eyes half closed, and she's kneading her paws into my upper arm. Really, why would I ever want to move?

Never mind I need to be somewhere in about 20 minutes. Someone send me some motivation, please!

There is nothin better than warm kitty snuggles so I feel your pain lady.
I'd send you some motivation if I had any, but alas, you will just have to go with well wishes, and a nudge. . . hey, you gotta go, but if not? Eh, they will wait. lol

 

[Saucyminx]

There is precedent...


http://38.media.tumblr.com/9f92a93c0abf2389a95ac10f8b21bf31/tumblr_ndlrfmarm61rsxqqio1_1280.jpg

But how do we know the octopus was hitching? Dolphins have prehensile penises. He may have grabbed him up with his wang for later.

*blanches* Maybe the guy she was banging was part dolphin! He didn't want to let go.

I really need to go pay attention to this meeting.

 

[NippleMuncher]

There is nothin better than warm kitty snuggles so I feel your pain lady.

There is ONE thing that's better than kitty snuggles, and that would be NippleMuncher snuggles!

 

[Saucyminx]

There is ONE thing that's better than kitty snuggles, and that would be NippleMuncher snuggles!

I haven't had those.

 

[bailadora]

There is nothin better than warm kitty snuggles so I feel your pain lady.
I'd send you some motivation if I had any, but alas, you will just have to go with well wishes, and a nudge. . . hey, you gotta go, but if not? Eh, they will wait. lol

I finally got off my arse, but only because I'd have had to wait 6 weeks before I could reschedule my appointment. On the bright side though, all test results came back negative and I'm good to go for another year, baring any anomalies that happen to pop up.

 

[NippleMuncher]

I haven't had those.

It is an experience beyond compare!

 

[bailadora]

It is an experience beyond compare!

So you say......

 

[Saucyminx]

I finally got off my arse, but only because I'd have had to wait 6 weeks before I could reschedule my appointment. On the bright side though, all test results came back negative and I'm good to go for another year, baring any anomalies that happen to pop up.

YAY! Then you came home to more kitty snuggles right?

Mine has been doing the kamikaze kitty love, where she will race in the room at top speed and leap on me. She crawls up my chest, wraps her front paws around my neck and rubs her face on mine while purring like a maniac. It's adorable, but some of my conference calls have been a little curious as to what all the noise is.

Plus if I don't hear her coming, she scares the heck out of me.

It is an experience beyond compare!

Tease.

 

[NippleMuncher]

So you say......

No, so I'm told.

Tease.

Oh, no! I would never tease about something as serious as NM snuggles! It's like the perfect cup of hot chocolate, wrapped in bacon, topped with kitty love.

 

[NippleMuncher]

LadyVer really loves Halloween!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Moe97Apzukg#t=18

 

[bailadora]

Oh, no! I would never tease about something as serious as NM snuggles! It's like the perfect cup of hot chocolate, wrapped in bacon, topped with kitty love.

You had me until the bacon. While I love both bacon and chocolate, the two together? Ew. Just ew. And yes, I was daft enough to try a sample. Hence the 'ewww".

The kitty love, though. Ah, that's the good stuff!

 

[NippleMuncher]

Oh, come on! Bacon makes EVERYTHING better, snuggles included!

 

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[bailadora]

Oh, come on! Bacon makes EVERYTHING better, snuggles included!

Nope. Sorry. Some things just weren't meant to be together. But I will take the snuggles. Rainy, rainy morning makes me want to just burrow back under the covers.

 

[Saucyminx]

I will get organized today. I will get organized today. I will, I will, I will!

 

[NippleMuncher]

Nope. Sorry. Some things just weren't meant to be together. But I will take the snuggles. Rainy, rainy morning makes me want to just burrow back under the covers.

Oh, you definitely need a cover burrowing buddy!

*raises hand*

*pick me! pick me!!*

 

[bailadora]

Oh, you definitely need a cover burrowing buddy!

*raises hand*

*pick me! pick me!!*

Will you also tell me a story?

 

[NippleMuncher]

Will you also tell me a story?

Story? Certainly, I've got a story for ya. Once upon a time, there was once a little ballerina who needed a spanking . . .

 

[silverwhisper]

holy fuck, this is hysterical: racism insurance. and that disclaimer is awesome.

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[bailadora]

Nip, for reasons I can't quite pinpoint, this pic made me think of you!

https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/945947_578807695490623_1692201857_n.jpg?oh=429f4c6616c6847e156cb698f14d248d&oe=54F7C116&__gda__=1424759909_4c1b914909216b74bc569e38749b60b2

 

[Saucyminx]

I think that would up instances of bad touching. I know I'd be honkin people if that were the case--because hilarious.


The lady on this teleconference is breathing into her MIC heavier than I ever have, having phone sex, or hell in person sex.

Jeesh woman, move your microphone. It sounds like you are snoring while talking--or get a fucking inhaler. Something is wrong.