son of the isolated blurts thread!

[OTCurve]

The lady on this teleconference is breathing into her MIC heavier than I ever have, having phone sex, or hell in person sex.

Jeesh woman, move your microphone. It sounds like you are snoring while talking--or get a fucking inhaler. Something is wrong.

Now I'm getting a story idea of Vader having phone sex.

-ooooooooooh- right there, that's it -aaaaaaaaaaah-

-ooooooooooh- a little more honey -aaaaaaaaaaah-

 

[Saucyminx]

Now I'm getting a story idea of Vader having phone sex.

-ooooooooooh- right there, that's it -aaaaaaaaaaah-

-ooooooooooh- a little more honey -aaaaaaaaaaah-

That is pretty much what she sounded like, but with a more feminine voice. Maybe she has COPD in which case I will apologize for being a fun makin mother fucker--but wow. I'm thinking some flovent is in order.

http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/236x/28/81/de/2881de41dee428ba0f6ace6f0656af9c.jpg

http://shechive.files.wordpress.com/2014/03/mc-monday-311.jpg?w=500&h=563

 

[OTCurve]

Aaaand what Monday would be complete without prizes!

Prize A: Trip to the dentist!

Prize B: Discovering someone gouged my fender. Sigh. I kept that car scratch-free for years.

<banging head on keyboard>

Sincerely,

Gripey McGriperson

p.s. On the positive side, watching PotC 3 later. Arrrrrhhh!

 

[silverwhisper]

OT, that was funny as hell and i was thinking the same re: vader!



my wife had to put our cat down this afternoon. poor bastard was riddled with cancer, poor guy. we didn't realize until the vet gave the diagnosis this afternoon. not a fucking clue.

i'm gonna miss you, kitty. you were a terrific pet and companion. in the past few hours, i thought i saw you poking your head out from around the furniture as you've been doing for years a good half dozen times.

but now at last you're free to chase (or be chased?) by squirrels and finally catch the laser pointer dot.

RIP.

ed

 

[Saucyminx]

Big hugs Ed.

 

[bailadora]

I'm so sorry, Ed.

Hugs.

 

[Fish_Tales]

So what, my boobs are also a food catcher! Spare piece of popcorn, don't mind if I do. *munch*

I laughed.

Must be an Aussie thing because we do that...laugh

 

[Saucyminx]

I wish that damn giraffe would come back from the Serengetti already.

Put out some giraffe bait. They like boobs right? You know what to put up in your profile pic.

So what, my boobs are also a food catcher! Spare piece of popcorn, don't mind if I do. *munch*

Gorgeous, sweet, sexy, and comes with snacks? *perks*

 

[imemkay]

Gosh, November 5 can't get here soon enough!!

 

[Saucyminx]

Babyminx is getting really close to getting sold for scrap.

She told me she didn't need her Papa Legba costume until Thursday, until an hour ago. I have now been informed that she needs it tomorrow, so I ceased shenanigans on here, and went and sewed a black lace cravat with ruffles.

Now, she doesn't know what she has done with her hat, cane, or gloves.

I am about to go superfly on her head.

 

[Saucyminx]

Bad BabyMinx!!!

She is. If she wasn't so damn cute, I would have beaten her with her very own death's head pimp cane. She will be the biggest badass at the trunk or treat!

I am so going to steal that top hat when she's done with it. I look adorable with it on. When I bought it for her (me) I wore it all around the store. Yes, I'm sure there will be fb pics. lol

and furthermore:
http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/a7/f2/ba/a7f2bac91869d947ce780ae7a668f65c.jpg

 

[Saucyminx]

Is lederhosen ever appropriate attire if you aren't mountain climbing in the Alps?

 

[silverwhisper]

no. lederhosen = bad.

that is all.

ed

 

[imemkay]

Halloween is a couple days away. I think you get away with the lederhosen then.

 

[Emerson40]

Best sex advice, in three words or less...


"Use your mouth."



*Nom nom nom nom*

 

[NippleMuncher]

Best sex advice, in three words or less...

"Bigger circles"

 

[silverwhisper]

that gives me an idea for a thread...

ed

 

[Emerson40]

that gives me an idea for a thread...

ed

http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luuc8hPx6V1qatn9jo1_400.gif


OR


http://40.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqe9a0jz4s1qz4cuyo1_1280.jpg


??

 

[Saucyminx]

I for one, welcome our Hello Kitty overlords.

http://blog.omy.sg/gundamhanger/files/2008/03/k2.jpg

 

[Emerson40]

Air Canada, please eat a bag of dicks.

 

[bailadora]

Tidbit overhead on TV today:

Studies show that when it comes to online dating, women worry most about the man turning out to be violent/a killer. Men worry most about the woman not matching her profile picture (ie, she's heavier and/or isn't as attractive).

Sources weren't cited so I can't vouch for the accuracy, but if it's true I find that telling.

 

[silverwhisper]

em, that was awesome!

minxy, that was cool as hell!

bail: that surprises me not at all. and yeah, it's sad. even though the risks are potentially just as bad for men as they are for women, there are a whole lot more stories about the men being violent/dangerous.

ed

 

[Que]

Tidbit overhead on TV today:

Studies show that when it comes to online dating, women worry most about the man turning out to be violent/a killer. Men worry most about the woman not matching her profile picture (ie, she's heavier and/or isn't as attractive).

Sources weren't cited so I can't vouch for the accuracy, but if it's true I find that telling.

Sounds about right. If i am interested, I give plenty of information in case they want to cyber-sleuth me, and I am more comfortable with who they are if I see some flaws in the picture.

I read somewhere that women's number one complaint about men lying on their profile is height, followed by them implying higher financial status than they actually have.

 

[unregistered]

 

[bailadora]

I am earning my momma stripes tonight...

So much crying and disappointment.

Aw! Sending hugs your way.

I read somewhere that women's number one complaint about men lying on their profile is height, followed by them implying higher financial status than they actually have.

SMH. Makes me so grateful I don't have to deal with that shit.

bail: that surprises me not at all. and yeah, it's sad. even though the risks are potentially just as bad for men as they are for women, there are a whole lot more stories about the men being violent/dangerous.

ed

I wasn't all that surprised either, Ed. It just brought to mind and reinforced a discussion that happened on HT a couple of months back. I'll send you the link, if you're interested.