son of the isolated blurts thread!

Best one today is "Skype girls...I want to cum right now message me to work it out"

My response was "...And they say romance is dead. "

:rolleyes:
 
Six hour teleconference meetings should not be legal. I think my civil rights are being violated.
 
Six hour teleconference meetings should not be legal. I think my civil rights are being violated.

Just phone, no web cam or video?

I find those go much quicker and are less stressful if I take off my pants.

I keep shirt and tie on - never know when a Skype or FaceTime call will ring through - but teleconferences are best done when done in boxer briefs.
 
Just phone, no web cam or video?

I find those go much quicker and are less stressful if I take off my pants.

I keep shirt and tie on - never know when a Skype or FaceTime call will ring through - but teleconferences are best done when done in boxer briefs.

Just phone, I will be lying on the floor by the end of this.

I don't have any boxer briefs. Guess I will have to put on some panties, do you think a thong would work? Currently I'm working in my jammies.

And Em, it is not safe to drive truck and take skype/facetime calls, especially with no pants on, if ya know what I mean.
 
Just phone, I will be lying on the floor by the end of this.

I don't have any boxer briefs. Guess I will have to put on some panties, do you think a thong would work? Currently I'm working in my jammies.

And Em, it is not safe to drive truck and take skype/facetime calls, especially with no pants on, if ya know what I mean.

A thong is a most splendid thing, and should be perfect for this call.


Actually, it's not all that bad driving the old ice road truck with no pants.
When a FaceTime call comes in, it is not my knee holding the wheel. ;)
 
A thong is a most splendid thing, and should be perfect for this call.


Actually, it's not all that bad driving the old ice road truck with no pants.
When a FaceTime call comes in, it is not my knee holding the wheel. ;)

Color me impressed darlin. Holding the wheel with your toes, is flexibility to be admired.
 
That dude totally needs 19F for hard use, those perky 19 year old "girls" with their 12 inch waists and 34DDDDDD breasts who spend 6 hours a day here. They are totally legit and can help a brother out. Just not via Skype. Or phone. Or anything but text...
Coffeespew!
 
Color me impressed darlin. Holding the wheel with your toes, is flexibility to be admired.

"Toes" must be Pennsylvania Dutch code, for that which should be admired.

Flexibility is subject to change of course, dependent on the state of my 'toes'. Toes, when turgid, not so flexible.

Easier to steer with though.
 
Can we just postpone the holidays by another few months, please? So not in the mood and so not ready for it.
 
So, if someone puts you on ignore, can you still see their posts, and threads? Or do they disappear for you, the way you disappear for them?

PS Aphroditiac--that new AV is very pretty.
 
So, if someone puts you on ignore, can you still see their posts, and threads? Or do they disappear for you, the way you disappear for them?

Was it the toes thing?

I was worried, toes before noes, you know.

FWIW, headset and thong, very good look for you. Do me one last solid, before casting me onto IGGY, send me a pic of you in your headset and thong, but slip these babies on first.

http://41.media.tumblr.com/6e281b670a8ddc885289f7bcdd8ebdaf/tumblr_mixoe4ne2T1s0ttkuo1_500.jpg
 
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Was it the toes thing?

I was worried, toes before noes, you know.

FWIW, headset and thong, very good look for you. Do me one last solid, before casting me onto IGGY, send me a pic of you in your headset and thong, but slip these babies on first.

http://41.media.tumblr.com/6e281b670a8ddc885289f7bcdd8ebdaf/tumblr_mixoe4ne2T1s0ttkuo1_500.jpg

I would so wear those, with a thong, and my headset, to an in office meeting and why not?

And I didn't iggy anybody--I rarely bother. I think someone may have iggied me. So wasn't sure if I would still be able to see their posts.

My brain is dead from this freakin meeting.
 
minxy queried:
so, if someone puts you on ignore, can you still see their posts, and threads? or do they disappear for you, the way you disappear for them?
as j more or less said, iggy is a one-way street. :>



so i've been driving a neighbor to and from work the past several weeks. he's an egyptian immigrant. we were discussing the fact that in the US, work culture is goofy, which led me ultimately to declare, "americans have stupid priorities". he asked for clarification, to which i replied, "do you know the name kim kardashian?"

"yes."

"that's what i'm talking about! most americans can't tell you the name of their state elected officials beyond their governor."

ed
 
it really is. i kinda wish i could banish her and justin beiber from the popular consciousness.

ed
 
Dear bed, you sexy bitch. I am going to sleep soooo hard in you tomorrow night. So. Fucking. Hard.
 
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