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sweetsophie512 said:
*jealous*

Now, I have to finish mine.

I just buy bags. The whole wrapping thing is such a waste, WASTE of time. Ugh. :rolleyes: More expensive, I will admit, but I don't bother and people don't care most of the time.

How big of a bag does one need to wrap Justin Timberlake in? *wondering*
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I utilize bags when I can, but wouldn't you know most of the stuff I bought fits best in boxes. Poor planning on my part.

JtohisPB said:
JT comes already wrapped! http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VHQBgOZKk6k
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Um...ok, actually watched the vid. Maaaaybe not...
 
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JtohisPB said:
Big plans?
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A Dirty Santa cocktail party, and then my niece met me to shoot some pool.

multitalentman said:
Dare I even? :D
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You know you want to. ;)

bailadora said:
Pics?

I actually did snap 2 before I left the house, but then you would see the large amount of books I shoved under the bed so the painter didn't see them, jumbled appallingly by my exceedingly slutty shoes. :eek:
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My blurt: It is not good form to call a woman princess unless you know she likes that sort of thing. It's your own fault I made you look like you were shooting pool in the Special Olympics.
 
Saucyminx said:
A Dirty Santa cocktail party, and then my niece met me to shoot some pool.



You know you want to. ;)

I so do! :D



My blurt: It is not good form to call a woman princess unless you know she likes that sort of thing. It's your own fault I made you look like you were shooting pool in the Special Olympics.
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ROTF! smh knowingly! Been there, done that! :eek::rose::heart:
 
I am cfurrently in fhe back of a taxi that's smells like there are onions Ns tomatoes cooking under the backseat.

Nasty stuff, but can't smother our Fcheistmas cheer.

My gorgeous wife had suggested some candy cane burbs to freshen the place up, but is proving no help in this endeavour as she is romantically snoring beside me with he shoes in there lap.

I have cracked the windows to circulate fresh air into our wheeled yellow sauced pan and I can't stop smiling at this gorgeous creature purring beside me. There are wee hairs beautifully stuck to her temple , clued there from our efforts on the dance floor.

Thank you autocorrect for fixing some crazy shit right now too

Merry Christmad all !
 
Emerson40 said:
I am cfurrently in fhe back of a taxi that's smells like there are onions Ns tomatoes cooking under the backseat.

Nasty stuff, but can't smother our Fcheistmas cheer.

My gorgeous wife had suggested some candy cane burbs to freshen the place up, but is proving no help in this endeavour as she is romantically snoring beside me with he shoes in there lap.

I have cracked the windows to circulate fresh air into our wheeled yellow sauced pan and I can't stop smiling at this gorgeous creature purring beside me. There are wee hairs beautifully stuck to her temple , clued there from our efforts on the dance floor.

Thank you autocorrect for fixing some crazy shit right now too

Merry Christmad all !
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This is priceless sir! Merry Christmas to you as well!
 
Oh Em. I simply do adore you. I'm sure you and the Mrs taste lovely with garlic and tomatos, though personally I think I would go with more of a red wine reduction myself.

Reading that last line, all I could hear was my son's voice sayin "You Christmad bro?". i'm pretty sure that will be a staple in the house for the next few days.
 
Christmad? I don't get it. Clue a girl in?

Blurt: I'm ensconced in my room on the pretext of straightening it out. I suppose I should actually follow through.
 
Rainshine said:
Oh, look! The return of the whore in the drawer. :rolleyes: So predictable.
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Is this a dirty-bird version of Elf On A Shelf? A wee, red capped sprite, with nipple clamps, hanging out in your delicates and dainties drawer, monitoring Santa's "Good, but a fine brand of Naughty" list.
 
bailadora said:
Christmad? I don't get it. Clue a girl in?

Blurt: I'm ensconced in my room on the pretext of straightening it out. I suppose I should actually follow through.
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My son says "You mad bro?" all the time, to his sister, his friends, and occasionally even me. This will be a nice seasonal addition. He is already doing it. My kids are so freakin goofy. I don't know where they get it.

Miles Long said:
Fuck now I gotta wrap all this shit!
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I had this exact moment, when I finished dragging all the shit I bought today up 3 flights of stairs and sorted it into piles of what belongs to who in my bedroom. Santa-me might just say fuck it this year and run off to a beach somewhere.
 
Saucyminx said:
My son says "You mad bro?" all the time, to his sister, his friends, and occasionally even me. This will be a nice seasonal addition. He is already doing it. My kids are so freakin goofy. I don't know where they get it.
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Ah, thanks for the explanation. Your kids sound like they're fun! And I bet they get it from their mom! :kiss:

silverwhisper said:
so hobbit 3 was pretty satisfying, and its runtime is closest to feeling justified.

ed
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Mmm-hmmm. We'll see. I have a feeling I'm gonna be looking to bookslap some directors and producers!:mad:
 
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