son of the isolated blurts thread!

[bailadora]

I lurve older women! Why, I've even been known to go so far as to marry a gal just to watch her mature into a smoldering sex kitten. Okay, so I didn't just watch.

Smart-ass!


Meh. Maybe it's just me, but those kind of threads grind my gears. I always want to say, "Doooood. Just learn to relate to women, in general. Really, you'll be better off for it."

I often seriously wonder what a young buck thinks he has to offer a more mature woman besides being young and (presumably) hung. Pfft, please.
I'll take a good vibrator instead - it goes for as long as I want, and then sits quietly in the drawer when not in use. No fuss, no muss.

 

[Emerson40]

Way to go, Em, making my burst into tears in the waiting room of the docs.

Lustrous One,

Capture your tears and collect them, in a wee, bejewelled bottle.

Use these to water and nurture the seeds of your new life, that you've carefully sown.

Before long, things will take root and wondrous flowers, delicate and as pretty as your bright smile, will bloom around you, colourful, cheery, and full of promise. You will find your small, spangly bottle empty then, having served it's purpose. Toss it away, you won't need it anymore.

 

[midwestyankee]

Aw, sweetie. (Hugs)



Blurt: Am I the only one who thinks "Oh, for fuck's sake" when another "I lurve older women but how do I meet them" thread pops up? Seriously.

I just figure it's someone who has spent more time watching porn than living life. And pity them.

 

[pplwatching]

Maybe it's just me, but those kind of threads grind my gears. I always want to say, "Doooood. Just learn to relate to women, in general. Really, you'll be better off for it."

Not so isolated-blurty, but from my distant past... My first lover was 37 when I was twenty mumble. We had spent a lot of time getting to know each other and our relationship sprouted from a friendship. She's definitely responsible for one of my kinks ;-). I get the appeal of older gals.

I'll take a good vibrator instead - it goes for as long as I want, and then sits quietly in the drawer when not in use. No fuss, no muss.

You've probably just put another log on the fire.

 

[bailadora]

Lustrous One,

Capture your tears and collect them, in a wee, bejewelled bottle.

Use these to water and nurture the seeds of your new life, that you've carefully sown.

Before long, things will take root and wondrous flowers, delicate and as pretty as your bright smile, will bloom around you, colourful, cheery, and full of promise. You will find your small, spangly bottle empty then, having served it's purpose. Toss it away, you won't need it anymore.

*sighs*

And again, I ask: Why have you not written a book or something, Em?

I just figure it's someone who has spent more time watching porn than living life. And pity them.

That's how I perceive it, as well.

Not so isolated-blurty, but from my distant past... My first lover was 37 when I was twenty mumble. We had spent a lot of time getting to know each other and our relationship sprouted from a friendship. She's definitely responsible for one of my kinks ;-). I get the appeal of older gals.

But that's different. You got to know her as a person first. I have a friend who is 15 years senior to her partner. Doesn't bother me in the slightest because they met in much the same way.

I think much of what ruffles my feathers is the approach. Most of these threads come off as the young-un looking to tick another box on the sexual fetish bucket list because it's the in thing to do: bang an older woman = check. It raises my hackles something fierce. There appears to be little regard for the woman herself.

I realize some people are simply looking for a hook-up, but as someone who isn't into casual sex, I just can't understand the appeal.

You've probably just put another log on the fire.

I'm sorry, but I don't quite follow.

 

[Saucyminx]

PPL meant that the young'uns will be thinking about you with the vibe now Baila.

I've said a few times I will be thrilled when the cougar thing goes out of style. My stock line for when I'm out is, "Awww honey, I have tattoos older than you." Surprisingly it doesn't work 100% of the time.

 

[bailadora]

PPL meant that the young'uns will be thinking about you with the vibe now Baila.

Oh. It was meant more as a brush off (not that I get propositioned much, thank goodness). Epic fail, I guess.

I've said a few times I will be thrilled when the cougar thing goes out of style. My stock line for when I'm out is, "Awww honey, I have tattoos older than you." Surprisingly it doesn't work 100% of the time.

Hope springs eternal?

 

[MeekMe]

I think much of what ruffles my feathers is the approach. Most of these threads come off as the young-un looking to tick another box on the sexual fetish bucket list because it's the in thing to do: bang an older woman = check. It raises my hackles something fierce. There appears to be little regard for the woman herself.

My problem is the wording of the question. How to find. Like older women are elusively hiding in bushes or something. I can't help but imagine the guy putting on cargo shorts and arming himself with binoculars.

 

[Saucyminx]

My problem is the wording of the question. How to find. Like older women are elusively hiding in bushes or something. I can't help but imagine the guy putting on cargo shorts and arming himself with binoculars.

I wanted to post that "I didn't know we were lost" but thought, yeah, and then there will be an unsolicited dick pic in my pm box. . .

 

[pplwatching]

My problem is the wording of the question. How to find. Like older women are elusively hiding in bushes or something. I can't help but imagine the guy putting on cargo shorts and arming himself with binoculars.

Be vewwwy quiet!

 

[unregistered]

 

[multitalentman]

Lustrous One,

Capture your tears and collect them, in a wee, bejewelled bottle.

Use these to water and nurture the seeds of your new life, that you've carefully sown.

Before long, things will take root and wondrous flowers, delicate and as pretty as your bright smile, will bloom around you, colourful, cheery, and full of promise. You will find your small, spangly bottle empty then, having served it's purpose. Toss it away, you won't need it anymore.

Now I know why you are so dear to these ladies. You are an amazing guy. My hat is off to you sir. Well done with the illustrations as well as the words. I know there is much more there than just ink and text. *removes hat and bows low*

 

[multitalentman]

PPL meant that the young'uns will be thinking about you with the vibe now Baila.



I've said a few times I will be thrilled when the cougar thing goes out of style. My stock line for when I'm out is, "Awww honey, I have tattoos older than you." Surprisingly it doesn't work 100% of the time.

The cougar thing will never go out of style. And as sweetly demeaning as that comment is, my first thought would be considering the source, I am floored that it works at all.

Oh. It was meant more as a brush off (not that I get propositioned much, thank goodness). Epic fail, I guess.

You must not smile as much as Saucy.



Hope springs eternal?

But the thought process appears to be similar. Nice!

My problem is the wording of the question. How to find. Like older women are elusively hiding in bushes or something. I can't help but imagine the guy putting on cargo shorts and arming himself with binoculars.

Unfortunately, in this example you probably aren't too far off. Being that I am one of those guys that has an appreciation for older ladies as well, I am embarrassed by the few clowns that make it seem so shallow and creepy.

I wanted to post that "I didn't know we were lost" but thought, yeah, and then there will be an unsolicited dick pic in my pm box. . .

Actually, that would have been considered "solicitation" by the horny young masses, or old actually. Its just you Saucy.

 

[multitalentman]

So, I'm at Church all day today designing our Christmas staging. I see these pallets at the factory out the back so go out to ask the guys there if we could have them. They say yes, I'm all happy and shit about that and say "let me just go ask my carpenter to come look, they have to be a certain kind of wood." As I'm walking off I hear guy A say to guy B "She's giving me a certain kind of wood."

So crude but still it made me giggle.

You gotta watch out for those those Evangelicals. They are a feisty lot. Of course I'm sure they weren't influenced by your presence at all, cause you just blend in to the crowd and draw no attention at all.

Sounds like guy A just said what a lot of guys think on a regular basis.

 

[bailadora]

You must not smile as much as Saucy.

Not that I'm looking to be soliciceted, but unless it's to the grocery store, I've usually got kids in tow, or I'm with my husband. Kind of puts a damper on things.

Another thing that happens is that when I'm out and about, I'm usually so caught up in my head WRT all the things I need to get done that I don't pay much attention to others.

 

[multitalentman]

Another thing that happens is that when I'm out and about, I'm usually so caught up in my head WRT all the things I need to get done that I don't pay much attention to others.

Which simply makes you that much more appealing I'm sure.

 

[bailadora]

Done, done, DONE! I am finally done with all my holiday shopping.

*collapses on the couch*

Now I gotta wrap all this stuff!

 

[silverwhisper]

bail, look out for this in your home...

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/996973_828315960531192_1104292554_n.jpg?oh=954db25a403dd69558b69c9909a04bce&oe=54FF0A3A&__gda__=1426286043_d37d1e43c48817af5a906a6249947d18


i had to share the stupid.

ed

 

[bailadora]

That graph is spot on, Ed! Especially the part about moving the cat!

Regarding the stupid! Oh. my. word. SMDH

 

[sweetsophie512]

Done, done, DONE! I am finally done with all my holiday shopping.

*collapses on the couch*

Now I gotta wrap all this stuff!

*jealous*

Now, I have to finish mine.

I just buy bags. The whole wrapping thing is such a waste, WASTE of time. Ugh. More expensive, I will admit, but I don't bother and people don't care most of the time.

How big of a bag does one need to wrap Justin Timberlake in? *wondering*

 

[unregistered]

 

[Saucyminx]

Time to go frock myself.

 

[unregistered]

 

[multitalentman]

Time to go frock myself.

Dare I even?

 

[bailadora]

Time to go frock myself.

Pics?


Blurt: send the hubs to the grocery store for a head of lettuce and he comes back with.....green cabbage. Gonna be an interesting salad.