TheBloozeMan
oh, bugger
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- Apr 24, 2003
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Good mornin' Little Bit!

Nice morning here too. I got introduced to it quite rudely, I thought. I heard the trash truck on the street at the head of our block.
Damn!! I thought they weren't running today because of Christmas.
Cool!! I had a bunch of trash that needed hauled off anyways.
So I was all assholes and elbows trying to get my slippers and a jacket on while chargin' around the house trying to gather up any trash that needed emptying.
Dipshit Audrey got to wonderin' what all the commotion was about and was chasing after me, meowing away. She managed to get underfoot and stepped on twice, which put her to yeowling and me to cussin'...
I got the trash containor to the curb before the truck got on our block so all was well.
Except for Audrey. She hopped up on the desk and turned her back to me - "Gave me the Ass" as RJ puts it. I don't think she was hurt during the fracus so much as her feelings were hurt that I didn't drop everything and cuddle her after stepping on her the first time.
Go figger...
Have a good day at work Punkin, and congrats on the two days off!!
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Nice morning here too. I got introduced to it quite rudely, I thought. I heard the trash truck on the street at the head of our block.
Damn!! I thought they weren't running today because of Christmas.
Cool!! I had a bunch of trash that needed hauled off anyways.
So I was all assholes and elbows trying to get my slippers and a jacket on while chargin' around the house trying to gather up any trash that needed emptying.
Dipshit Audrey got to wonderin' what all the commotion was about and was chasing after me, meowing away. She managed to get underfoot and stepped on twice, which put her to yeowling and me to cussin'...
I got the trash containor to the curb before the truck got on our block so all was well.
Except for Audrey. She hopped up on the desk and turned her back to me - "Gave me the Ass" as RJ puts it. I don't think she was hurt during the fracus so much as her feelings were hurt that I didn't drop everything and cuddle her after stepping on her the first time.
Go figger...
Have a good day at work Punkin, and congrats on the two days off!!

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