HottieMama
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Betticus said:When I was younger, just a wee sprite of betticus my family went to a zoo. In this zoo there was the primate exhibit, filled with various forms of raucous, shrieking semi-bipedal mammals swinging from things. Next to us stood this woman, older and she was wearing a dress and one of those woven hats with the flowers and stuff on it. What we would call old fashioned.
I watched as this one monkey was hanging from a limb next to the bars and it was taking a monkeypoo. Another monkey saw this poo activity and swung over as about six inches of said poo was hanging precariously from the first monkeys distended asshole. Monkey number 2 batted this chunk of poo like Sammy Sosa and out it flew, between the bars. The firm, brown monkeypoo missile arched through it's flight pattern as gravity took hold of it, pulling it down into a graceful curve as the horrified spectators leapt out of the path of the impending poo. All that is but for this lady with the hat. A nefarious twist of fate had drawn her attention elsewhere for the moment in time that it took for this vicious attack to take place and she stood still. I recall in vivid detail as this monkey weapon of ass destruction impacted on her hat with an accuracy that even our own military cannot match. As if guided by the hand of God this poo made it's presence known on the now stained innocence of a woven hat.
Ok..that is fuckin' funny.
Poo play scares me...from a health perspective.