Taboo. Open discussion, no attitude.

Betticus said:
When I was younger, just a wee sprite of betticus my family went to a zoo. In this zoo there was the primate exhibit, filled with various forms of raucous, shrieking semi-bipedal mammals swinging from things. Next to us stood this woman, older and she was wearing a dress and one of those woven hats with the flowers and stuff on it. What we would call old fashioned.

I watched as this one monkey was hanging from a limb next to the bars and it was taking a monkeypoo. Another monkey saw this poo activity and swung over as about six inches of said poo was hanging precariously from the first monkeys distended asshole. Monkey number 2 batted this chunk of poo like Sammy Sosa and out it flew, between the bars. The firm, brown monkeypoo missile arched through it's flight pattern as gravity took hold of it, pulling it down into a graceful curve as the horrified spectators leapt out of the path of the impending poo. All that is but for this lady with the hat. A nefarious twist of fate had drawn her attention elsewhere for the moment in time that it took for this vicious attack to take place and she stood still. I recall in vivid detail as this monkey weapon of ass destruction impacted on her hat with an accuracy that even our own military cannot match. As if guided by the hand of God this poo made it's presence known on the now stained innocence of a woven hat.


Ok..that is fuckin' funny.

Poo play scares me...from a health perspective.
 
I'm gonna go with a real taboo here.....................


Sex in a pub and a cig after!! LOL
Bloody somking ban!!! Grrr
 
Netzach said:
....although lemon-scented mouse cooch really takes the wind out of the "weird" sails for scat...
HA, HA!!!!

Ohhh God, that was funny. And so true!
 
clair68 said:
I'm gonna go with a real taboo here.....................


Sex in a pub and a cig after!! LOL
Bloody somking ban!!! Grrr

HEY! We're into some pretty kinky stuff here but that crosses the line! :mad:
 
clair68 said:
I'm gonna go with a real taboo here.....................
Sex in a pub and a cig after!! LOL
Bloody somking ban!!! Grrr

mmm..... I wonder which would get you the bigger fine.... the sex in the pub or the smoking?
 
the smoking. After hours it's not illegal to fuck!! But if you hav a cig after......£50

Clair
 
clair68 said:
the smoking. After hours it's not illegal to fuck!! But if you hav a cig after......£50

Clair

O M G !! That's hysterical.
I take it this is in the UK?
Here in Oz, I think it is a toss up... would depend on the cop & the judge...
 
I WIN!

The ultimate taboo has been not only broken but smashed, ground into powder, snorted up by the members of the skulls and then sneezed out onto the leaves of the dead sea scrolls!

Scientists have made prepubescent girls sexually fertile via science of some kind. They made sexually mature eggs from the eggs of a five year old girl.

http://www.slate.com/id/2169583/fr/rss/
 
Betticus said:
I WIN!

The ultimate taboo has been not only broken but smashed, ground into powder, snorted up by the members of the skulls and then sneezed out onto the leaves of the dead sea scrolls!

Scientists have made prepubescent girls sexually fertile via science of some kind. They made sexually mature eggs from the eggs of a five year old girl.

http://www.slate.com/id/2169583/fr/rss/

'Scuse me while I go throw up, lol.
 
Betticus said:
I WIN!

The ultimate taboo has been not only broken but smashed, ground into powder, snorted up by the members of the skulls and then sneezed out onto the leaves of the dead sea scrolls!

Scientists have made prepubescent girls sexually fertile via science of some kind. They made sexually mature eggs from the eggs of a five year old girl.

http://www.slate.com/id/2169583/fr/rss/

Sorry Betticus - I didn't have time to read the link you attached to your post.

But why? Why, why, why would they want to do something like that - where's the benefit. I ask again why !!!

I'm with Perfect_Trust - think I may throw up in the shower now - yuck ! Just nasty.
 
Betticus said:
When I was younger, just a wee sprite of betticus my family went to a zoo. In this zoo there was the primate exhibit, filled with various forms of raucous, shrieking semi-bipedal mammals swinging from things. Next to us stood this woman, older and she was wearing a dress and one of those woven hats with the flowers and stuff on it. What we would call old fashioned.

I watched as this one monkey was hanging from a limb next to the bars and it was taking a monkeypoo. Another monkey saw this poo activity and swung over as about six inches of said poo was hanging precariously from the first monkeys distended asshole. Monkey number 2 batted this chunk of poo like Sammy Sosa and out it flew, between the bars. The firm, brown monkeypoo missile arched through it's flight pattern as gravity took hold of it, pulling it down into a graceful curve as the horrified spectators leapt out of the path of the impending poo. All that is but for this lady with the hat. A nefarious twist of fate had drawn her attention elsewhere for the moment in time that it took for this vicious attack to take place and she stood still. I recall in vivid detail as this monkey weapon of ass destruction impacted on her hat with an accuracy that even our own military cannot match. As if guided by the hand of God this poo made it's presence known on the now stained innocence of a woven hat.

At least she was wearing a hat - it could have been worse.
 
So...snuff fantasies, anyone? Mine can get rather overwhelming at times, and we play with them fairly regularly. Just don't think I could ever go all the way with them. :p
 
UK_Strawberry said:
But why? Why, why, why would they want to do something like that - where's the benefit. I ask again why !!!


If I remember rightly, it was so that they got harvest the eggs to use in IVF after cancer treatment has rendered them infertile. Obviously, they still couldn't do their treatment cycles of IVF til after 18.




On the subject of taboos~ period play. Haven't tried this at all, don't see it would work for us as a turn on, but I could murder not being limited to just anal 1 week in 4.
 
xxCrystal4314xx said:
If I remember rightly, it was so that they got harvest the eggs to use in IVF after cancer treatment has rendered them infertile. Obviously, they still couldn't do their treatment cycles of IVF til after 18.




On the subject of taboos~ period play. Haven't tried this at all, don't see it would work for us as a turn on, but I could murder not being limited to just anal 1 week in 4.

Thanks Crystal - I guess that does put a different light on the subject. I'm still not jumping up and down about it though.



As for period play. I've had boyfriends who were not worried about it. But generally I feel so shitty that any kind of play is unlikely for me !!

I know a funny story about period play. If I get a chance I'll write it up and post it.
 
BiBunny said:
So...snuff fantasies, anyone? Mine can get rather overwhelming at times, and we play with them fairly regularly. Just don't think I could ever go all the way with them. :p

LOL, they can be very interesting though to tell the truth, at the moment mine tend to go more in the direction of extreme body modification/mutilation which in a way could have the snuff outcome through accident. Is a bummer that to live out a snuff fantasy in reality, you can't be around to decide whether it was worth it or not, not to mention do it again and again. :catgrin:

Catalina :catroar:
 
UK_Strawberry said:
As for period play. I've had boyfriends who were not worried about it. But generally I feel so shitty that any kind of play is unlikely for me !!

I know a funny story about period play. If I get a chance I'll write it up and post it.

It can be extremely good. Oral is wonderful if you can relax enough and believe your partner really wants to go there. As to stories, I wrote one about period play that is on Lit which has been popular with those who can relate.

Catalina :catroar:
 
Hmmm

Betticus said:
Okay, let me really fire up this topic!

Legal ages of consent around the world and in the U.S.A.

Also, looks like the age of consent for quite a few states is 16.
well in sa its legal 4 a 12 year old to have access to contraceptives nd have a abortion without parental consent. Thats as gud as legalising it innit?
 
catalina_francisco said:
LOL, they can be very interesting though to tell the truth, at the moment mine tend to go more in the direction of extreme body modification/mutilation which in a way could have the snuff outcome through accident. Is a bummer that to live out a snuff fantasy in reality, you can't be around to decide whether it was worth it or not, not to mention do it again and again. :catgrin:

Catalina :catroar:

This is how we are about castration. If you could keep doing it every week, I'd be so in. So would M.
 
Netzach said:
This is how we are about castration. If you could keep doing it every week, I'd be so in. So would M.


Most things to do with the human body fascinate me to the point of wanting to investigate more hands on...must admit castration has beenone that has crossed my mind from time to time...must be how some men just look like they would be perfect for it...LOL and he has a thing about removing nipples etc....lucky we can both keep a lid on it. :D

Catalina :catroar:
 
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