Tap That Axe: Axe House and Taproom

Over the sounds of power tools and banging hammers, the Proprietor recognizes the sound of a bell. He doesn’t look up from his work, converting what was once a pool house into a log cabin. It also seems to have some other purpose as a rather intense looking ventilation system is also being installed.

“Kitty. I got you a new uniform…” he says, gesturing with a claw hammer toward a rack full of new uniforms, “get dressed and I’ll show you how to make the Old Fashioned.”

The uniforms are designed to be worn as crop tops. Red, plaid flannels with no buttons, meant to be tied at the center between breasts. There are also incredibly tight khaki shorts and high-heeled Timberland boots—working together to make the wearer’s ass look great. Also, apparently just for Kitty, a pair of red, flannel cat ears with an oversized bow in the middle made from the same material.

“WALK-IN HUMIDORE” The Proprietor labels the cabin with a piece of charcoal before leading Kitty over to the bar.

“The Old Fashioned has to be ‘extra as fuck.’ I’ll show you an example…” The Proprietor pulls down a high-ball glass and plucks a sprig of rosemary from one of several hanging, clay pots.

The rosemary is lit on fire and stabbed with a brass knife, but using a summoning circle made of rock salt, its spirit is channeled into the high-ball glass and bound there by a generous drizzling of heirloom orange bitters. Next, three shots, measured and muddled from the house-made rye whiskey, clear until it encounters the rare bitters and the bound spirit of wrongfully murdered rosemary.

Next, a Marachino cherry trained as a samurai commits ritual suicide into the glass just as the spirit of the vengeful rosemary begins manifesting. While aggressively muddling with a chicken bone, The Proprietor cuts a huge block of perfectly clear ice into a perfect sphere, about the size of a billiard ball using an axe.

The translucent sphere of ice is lowered into the burgundy liquid, bringing the contents right up to the very rim of the glass. Lastly, he shaves the zest of a pitch black, vampiric blood orange into a curl to garnish the rim of the glass, one side black, the other blood red.

He slides the glass to Kitty when she finishes getting changed.

“It has to be extra as fuck. Every time.”
 
Kitty smiles at LitShark as she watches eagerly, eyes widening at the bit of fire as he starts making the drink as she begins changing. In the short time that it takes her to change clothes, she watches as he finishes all the prep of the drink. Finally, shoving her new Kitty ears on, Kitty accepts the glass gracefully as she can.

"Yes Sir, extra as fuck every time." Kitty gulped, thinking back on the process and trying to memorize the way he'd done it. "Since it is early yet and the workers aren't quite done cleaning, do you mind if I stay in here Sir and practice drink preparation? I don't think I have all the drinks correctly done yet. And hell, it's not like I can taste them, since I can't drink."

Kitty may be old enough to work in a bar, but she knew she'd never outgrow her mental illnesses that prevented her from drinking. She didn't mind, not with the drunks she normally saw, but sometimes she wished she could drink.
 
Kitty smiles at LitShark as she watches eagerly, eyes widening at the bit of fire as he starts making the drink as she begins changing. In the short time that it takes her to change clothes, she watches as he finishes all the prep of the drink. Finally, shoving her new Kitty ears on, Kitty accepts the glass gracefully as she can.

"Yes Sir, extra as fuck every time." Kitty gulped, thinking back on the process and trying to memorize the way he'd done it. "Since it is early yet and the workers aren't quite done cleaning, do you mind if I stay in here Sir and practice drink preparation? I don't think I have all the drinks correctly done yet. And hell, it's not like I can taste them, since I can't drink."

Kitty may be old enough to work in a bar, but she knew she'd never outgrow her mental illnesses that prevented her from drinking. She didn't mind, not with the drunks she normally saw, but sometimes she wished she could drink.
"I didn't realize," takes back the drink and sips it to taste, "absolutely. Get comfortable behind the bar. I appreciate your help."

He leaves her with a reassuring pat on her khaki-clad butt. He goes back toward the construction, sipping the beverage.
 
Kitty finally finishes practicing all the drinks and comes back out of that room proudly. She feels secure in the knowledge she'd just spent the last several hours practicing to get everything down smoothly and without any spills.

When she came out, the bar was mostly silent except for the music playing somewhere in the background and the tinkle of her bell. We're open for business, she thought proudly, looking out the window, wondering who was gonna stop by today.

Wandering away from the window, she set about her work, cleaning everything.
 
With a smile, she set the music to play. It was what she liked. If LitShark chose to change it, that was his prerogative...
 
Floor to ceiling remodel/rebrand and she comes in with a song request...

(Sigh)

*Picks his Power tools back up and resumes work on the Axe-cent Wall.*
Hey, everything is better with music...
*sticks her tongue out playfully*
 
smiles. Kitty has 2 favorite songs herself, but they play so loudly in her head at times, she never needs to play them on the laptop or any device.

Kitty smiles and waves.

Hihi Ambrosia! How are you? Can I get you anything?
 
*Wiping sweat from his brow.*

The music is fine, I was just hoping you'd notice the complete remodel that I spent all night working on... Maybe even say something nice... I'm starting to worry about you AC...

Maybe the page change was the problem...

A truck pulls up to the edge of the property by moonlight, a dense fog laying heavy on the overgrown access road. The high-beams of the truck illuminate rusted cyclone fencing, a sign is hanging—COMING SOON.

“You’re late,” from the darkness, the voice of The Proprietor reaches the open window, an orange glow from the end of a long cigar illuminating his face from below.

“Shit… what do you expect on short notice? Some of this stuff is tough to come by,” the truck driver answered back, “you want it, or not?”

“I accept delivery. Begin installation.”

Two dozen Canadian Mounties in full regalia charge through the rows of cyclone fencing, riding on towering, white stallions with their uncut pricks dragging the ground behind them like lazy plows. The Mounties strike with precision, unloading the truck and undertaking massive construction tasks in a fraction of the time.

Painted over are the old graffiti walls, the tacky tiki themed garbage—gutted, even the Olympic sized pool itself, filled in almost completely. Where was once the notorious VIP section known as “The Deep End” now sits a massive, submarine-style moonshine still for distilling signature spirits. A chalk board advertises the current batch, it says: Rye Whiskey.

Inside the now-level pit that was once a pool, six wooden targets have been erected, three at each end. Three separate arenas where opponents stand shoulder to shoulder and throw axes in opposite directions—a creative workaround to imprecise dimensions. Rope cargo nets are stretched taut around all throwing spaces, the tension of the ropes sufficient to stop any stray axes.

The color scheme has been completely reworked. Red plaid, khaki and wood grain are the new colors of this rebranded establishment. The bar has been replaced by a massive redwood log, the sinks, drains, hoses and bar fixtures all custom set into hand-carved openings and surfaces. Glasses were mounted overhead in a network of overlapping antler sheds.

Various chalk boards advertise specials or witticisms:



OUR OLD FASHIONED:

EXTRA AS FUCK

OR URS 4 A BUCK




Now Hiring:

Will Snuggle subs

4 service.




Drinking Problems

Require

Drinking Solutions
”​



The Proprietor shrugs, signing a document and handing it back to the driver.

“It’ll do for a start…”
 
*Wiping sweat from his brow.*

The music is fine, I was just hoping you'd notice the complete remodel that I spent all night working on... Maybe even say something nice... I'm starting to worry about you AC...

Maybe the page change was the problem...
I apologize... I was taken by surprise at the remodel... still getting used to it... but honestly.. I love it. I think it is perfect..

A couple of images/art for the walls... to extend my apology for not saying anything right away... *smiles almost wickedly*

For the wall
 
Kitty mews happily at Ambrosia, then gets back to work cleaning the place up from all the dust of construction.

"I love it too, actually. Soo much better, now. Or at least it will be, when it's done with." Giggling like she has a secret, she went back to work as the music in her mind turned up even louder.
 
Kitty feels better not to be the only sub in here anymore, even if she's the only House sub currenlly. She doesn't mind that though. She likes working, being busy. This way she can't get up to mischief as she so often likes to do when she's bored.
 
* She pauses to take a long good look around. It looked wonderful... Amber eyes glide from one side to the other taking it all in. She could see him everywhere.. As it should be.. Given this was LitShark's place.. *

I think this will be my new hangout..

* she offers a quick wave to the kitten behind the bar *
 
Kitten smiles and puts down her cleaning cloth and waves back.

"Okay, the place sparkles now. I've been in here all day long."
 
Looks great Kitty... How about I get you a drink and you can rest for a bit. If I remember you can't have alcohol.. Iced Tea? Lemonade? Soda?
 
Looks great Kitty... How about I get you a drink and you can rest for a bit. If I remember you can't have alcohol.. Iced Tea? Lemonade? Soda?
We got a lemongrass and kafir lime leaf kombucha that just fermented.

*indicates a large, wooden barrel behind the bar. One of several wooden barrels with brass taps.*
 
We got a lemongrass and kafir lime leaf kombucha that just fermented.

*indicates a large, wooden barrel behind the bar. One of several wooden barrels with brass taps.*
Ooo.. That sounds delicious.. I may have to try that myself.. *quick pass of her tongue over her lips*
 
Kitty mewed happily at the thought of being off her worn off paws for once. Taking a seat in one of the chairs she'd just cleaned, she said,

"Ambrosia, I'm so worn out, long as it's cold, I'll take anything but alcohol."

(And even though I've been resting in bed all day, having 3 bouts of mania yesterday really wore me out. I'm still tired, even though I've done nothing but rest and nap all day long.)
 
* She gave the kitten a wink as she slid behind the bar. Selecting a glass she pops in a couple of ice cubes and fills it from the tap for the lime leaf kombucha tea.. With a sweet smile she slides the glass across the bar to Kitty *..

There you go kitten.. Enjoy...
 
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