Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[EctoJohn]

I am so blind that I actually started to see again.

 

[MissMarie32]

I am a virgin

 

[Wandering_Sen]

I adore rap music, especially the post 1990s stuff.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm going places.

 

[latecomer91364]

I'm ready to go with leftists.

 

[EctoJohn]

I am a vegan.

 

[Taegul]

I am definitely not borrowing from the other posters above me on this page when I say that I am a blind, rap-loving virgin vegan Leftist who is going places, including off Lit where I will cum repeatedly for a month.

 

[Bibtmbear1]

I am a dominate lover

 

[Taegul]

I sell sex for Powerball tickets. Sorry ladies, but if you want Taegul's mighty hammer, you're going to have to spend a few bucks at your local 7-Eleven/liquor store first.

 

[EctoJohn]

I live in a remote cabin in the woods, and my only electrical appliance is my computer.
The internet is... free. >_>

 

[SusanHoward]

I am convinced that my true love awaits on Lit….

 

[EctoJohn]

I am convinced that my true love awaits on Lit….

Hello there.

 

[EctoJohn]

I am an expert about every shape of pasta.

 

[Taegul]

Sorry football fans. I just got selected to replace Bad Bunny as the halftime performer for the super bowl this year. Im going to sing Row, Row, Row Your Boat in classic rock, heavy metal, rap, country, blues, spoken word, opera, and reggae music styles. It's gonna be epic.

 

[pinkparkhorse]

The reason Bad Bunny won’t be performing is I’m having him over to my house to replace my husband for the evening.

 

[EctoJohn]

I make about $10 a month from commercial residuals.

 

[Taegul]

I pay 100% of my rent every month performing sexual favors.

 

[PotNoodle79]

I'm generally considered to be "cool"

 

[EctoJohn]

I am the white counterpart, Good Bunny.

 

[Taegul]

I am the Catholic counterpart, Easter Bunny.

 

[SusanHoward]

And some like to think of me as their Snuggle Bunny!

 

[EctoJohn]

I have 410 first cousins. Approximately. I think. Last I checked.

 

[DaddyLovesKitten]

I have a fear of intimacy, and commitment. I love banging random ladies and going to parties. I am always drunk and drugged up, and having sex.

I'm unreliable and abusive. Women who have dated me exited those relationships super fast. That's why my body count is so high.

 

[000zing]

Not once have I thought about what lies beneath the Sunday dresses of prim ladies sitting in church, how those girls going merrily about their gymnastics would appear... or how those nymphs in the female choir would look if singing together...

... au naturel.

Not once.

The statement is actually true... if you examine it closely.... and so should not be on this thread, possibly.

 

[Taegul]

I have had sex with at least one cheerleader from every NFL team except The Chicago Bears. We tried to make it happen, but I guess my asking price was too high and they just couldn't afford me.