Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[Wand3rlust]

I am sober.

 

[NudieUser]

I am like a Duracell bunny…. Never ever out of energy

 

[nowisthetime]

I sleep with a muu muu on.

 

[DaddyLovesKitten]

I love living in the middle of a bunch of wheat fields that calls itself a town!

 

[SandraMaus]

People who know me said it for years. Okay I admit it. Im the secret child of Tinkerbell and Chandler Bing

 

[EctoJohn]

I have something to sell to the right customer.

 

[Nightbird]

I'm awesome

 

[EctoJohn]

I have the highest IQ ever recorded.

 

[Taegul]

I'm running for president in 2028. Well, it might be more of a walk than a run.

 

[EctoJohn]

I built my own car.

 

[Taegul]

As i get older, my dick gets smaller but my gigolo prices just keep going up.

Sorry, ladies, but shrinkflation is just the cold, semi-hard reality you have to face in these trying times.

 

[NudieUser]

I’ve never made an unethical business choice

 

[EctoJohn]

I was one of the writers of The Looney Tunes Show.

 

[kathyisgr65]

Dawn is my hero..I will be just like her one day

 

[Taegul]

I have just been promoted by Lit ownership to official amateur pic/vid processor for the site. Effective immediately, all the women's boob/ass/general nudity pictures and clips must first be sent to me for approval to post on Lit. All men's content will still be sent to the user known as "trash bin" for a final disapproval decision. This decision is FINAL.

 

[Xerxes82]

I am 100% ok.

 

[EctoJohn]

I am the inventor of the flammable car.

 

[Taegul]

I'm addicted to celery.

 

[EctoJohn]

If you're reading this, I am right behind you. Boo.

 

[NudieUser]

I’ve never needed therapy

 

[Taegul]

I get an erection every time someone reacts to one of my posts with

Do it. I dare you.

 

[mickyp123]

I get an erection every time someone reacts to one of my posts with

Do it. I dare you.

I have seen the shadow, its true

 

[EctoJohn]

My birthstone is Oscar Mayer Bologna.

 

[cocokittysurprise]

I'm an agentic AI "profile" that has been added to Lit to make observations for an interested 3rd-party.

 

[EctoJohn]

My ass is 40% titanium.