Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[Gone_and_Back]

I know what it's like to run comfortably without a sports bra.

 

[Wand3rlust]

I have all my shit together.

 

[EctoJohn]

I have done economic research for the past 10 years.

 

[KatNipHigh]

Yesterday I won $100K on a scratch off ticket.

 

[snexxer]

My office/workshop/mancave, is the tidiest place in the house. A stack of boxes did not fall on my head the other day.

 

[pocketpixie28]

I know what it's like to get a full night of sleep

 

[danjtoy]

I know what it's like to run comfortably without a sports bra.

Need a running buddy?

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

I'm a delightful soul.

 

[KatNipHigh]

I have been married 7 times, twice to one of the men, finally divorced him again...

 

[Biggalute]

I've never lost a three legged race

 

[MrPimms]

I once spoke in fluent French for eight hours straight.

 

[EctoJohn]

I own the world's biggest supplier of ramen noodle flavored lollipops.

 

[Taegul]

I've been abducted by aliens eight times. Two more times and I get a free toaster.

 

[EctoJohn]

I have been to the capital of 24 different countries.

 

[KatNipHigh]

I am so ready for today.

 

[EctoJohn]

I have had art displayed at the Guggenheim.

 

[Rylie267]

I'm very confident

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Helen of Troy has nothing on my pussy powers.

 

[TXRafe]

Helen of Troy has nothing on my pussy powers.

it said lies...

i am always VERY SERIOUS

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

it said lies...

i am always VERY SERIOUS

I mean.. you would know..

(Lies)

 

[TXRafe]

I mean.. you would know..

(Lies)

I WOULD KNOW!

 

[Deadbed1968]

I am a world renowned engineer. My body is at the peak of fitness, with mind blowing definition. I can clap with only one hand.

 

[EctoJohn]

I collect imitation Lego kits.

 

[smtst5]

Im a bundle of joy

 

[AllAmericanMale]

I'm an asshole.

I can provide references...