tell me whats wrong. I cant fix it. If I dont know whats broken.

[outlawitokiri]

Not by the standards of the people who invented the language but by all means, do carry on.

Pretty sure you're inferring the British. Who, fun fact. DIDNT invent the language.

 

[Bamagan]

"Apostrophe," I murmur.

"Huh?"

"Apostrophe. Comma. Colon."

"Mmm... Don't stop."

"No stops. Just exclamations. Semicolon..."

"That's just dirty. Stop teasing and get that em dash out. Spank my quotations. Cover me with ellipses!"

Tell us about the time you lost your hyphen!

 

[outlawitokiri]

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OMG is that freaking bill...shit....snl guy, Bill Hader!

 

[outlawitokiri]

Tell us about the time you lost your hyphen!

Already said I thought I fixed first one like 5x. Its fcking badly riddled.

 

[StillStunned]

Already said I thought I fixed first one like 5x. Its fcking badly riddled.

This is Literotica. You don't have to censor "fucking".

 

[outlawitokiri]

Pretty sure you're inferring the British. Who, fun fact. DIDNT invent the language.

 

[onehitwanda]

@onehitwanda you're such a hippolyte

better than a hippogriff or a hoplite I guess!

 

[StillStunned]

better than a hippogriff or a hoplite I guess!

Take pity on the plight of the hapless hoplite.

 

[StillStunned]

Pretty sure you're inferring the British. Who, fun fact. DIDNT invent the language.

Some of the British did. Others contributed.

 

[outlawitokiri]

better than a hippogriff or a hoplite I guess!

Sooooooooo I'm a mythical greek Goddess I've never once heard of I guarantee you had to google.

 

[outlawitokiri]

Take pity on the plight of the hapless hoplite.

Hoplite I know off hand. Spartan infantry term. Also seeming you're so smart. You should probably know a, "hapless" wouldn't of been allowed in the ranks.

 

[outlawitokiri]

Pretty sure you're inferring the British. Who, fun fact. DIDNT invent the language.

Some of the British did. Others contributed.

How like a Brit to take credit for something they had almost nothing to do with. The language derives from western Germania. Ffs its Anglo-Saxon you're not even a little bit the origin. You were wrong. An got hurt. So made shit up.

 

[Bramblethorn]

I admitted first one was hole ridden. The rest I'm not sorry sex isn't a grammar war. It's sex. I can be punctual easily. That's not the point of the stories. No one watches porn because they give a shit about the actress.

What if - just what if - not everybody in the world has the same preferences that you do?

 

[outlawitokiri]

How like a Brit to take credit for something they had almost nothing to do with. The language derives from western Germania. Ffs its Anglo-Saxon you're not even a little bit the origin. You were wrong. An got hurt. So made shit up.

I miss popcorn guy

What if - just what if - not everybody in the world has the same preferences that you do?

Um....thats pretty fucking simple. Don't read it.

 

[outlawitokiri]

I miss popcorn guy

Um....thats pretty fucking simple. Don't read it.

I dont like guy on guy so I, dont read it.

 

[StillStunned]

How like a Brit to take credit for something they had almost nothing to do with. The language derives from western Germania. Ffs its Anglo-Saxon you're not even a little bit the origin. You were wrong. An got hurt. So made shit up.

I'm humbled by your wisdom. From now on I'll base everything I know on what I learn from you and the History Channel.

 

[outlawitokiri]

I'm humbled by your wisdom. From now on I'll base everything I know on what I learn from you and the History Channel.

Being a low key sarcastic a-hole issssssss still being an asshole.

 

[Bramblethorn]

I miss popcorn guy

Um....thats pretty fucking simple. Don't read it.

Kind of hard for anybody to read it if you can't bring yourself to meet the site moderator's requirements for publication.

(Just so you know, nobody responding in this discussion has any say on whether your story gets accepted or rejected for publication here. There's only one person you need to persuade and it ain't us.)

 

[onehitwanda]

Spartan infantry term

Yeah, no.

 

[StillStunned]

Being a low key sarcastic a-hole issssssss still being an asshole.

I bet you run into arseholes all day, don't you?

 

[Bramblethorn]

How like a Brit to take credit for something they had almost nothing to do with. The language derives from western Germania. Ffs its Anglo-Saxon you're not even a little bit the origin. You were wrong. An got hurt. So made shit up.

Who exactly do you think the English are descended from?

 

[onehitwanda]

Who exactly do you think the English are descended from?

Lizard People, obviously!

 

[Bramblethorn]

Lizard People, obviously!

Ah, so THAT'S what "Queen Liz" meant.

 

[TheLobster]

Lizard People, obviously!

Indeed.

 

[onehitwanda]

Indeed.
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I didn't know that G'Kar had a cross-dressing kink. The things we learn!