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[Oldermom935]

This is you, OM! You bring us magic!

We ALL bring a piece of magic. And yes even those that enjoy what they refer to here as lurking. I like to just call it observing !

 

[Oldermom935]

Good sleep tonight, OM! ️

Thanks hun, you as well.

 

[Tweedledude]

Is it time to wake up? Enjoy your weekend

 

[Oldermom935]

Good Morning! I hope everyone has a great Saturday!

You as well hun. Enjoy your weekend.

 

[Oldermom935]

Bad dad jokes

No feathers

 

[ImpishSeraph]

No feathers

Dad bad jokes with feathers?

 

[Oldermom935]

I've been that way this week. I thought it was me but several others I know have felt the same way

Maybe changing of the seasons.

 

[Wonderer67]

Some Whizz dumb.

https://imgur.com/a/LnDbgth

https://imgur.com/a/DgaZyOz

 

[Oldermom935]

My wardrobe...

 

[Oldermom935]

My e-mail!

 

[Oldermom935]

Farmers know !

 

[Missk_2022]

Me too.

This Medicaid thing and nursing home thing for my mom has been an eye opener. I will one day (I’ll know it when I feel it) just walk into the woods or the ocean.

I will not burden anyone else, nor will i lose my autonomy, freedom and space.

Having said that, I saw my mom late yesterday afternoon and she said she was “perfect”.

This was the week after “the food is terrible” “get me out of here.” Etc

Weird.

It is so hard

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Am I mom?

You will always be Our Mom.


You did not spawn me, so this is The Birthgiver in question here.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

It amazes me how useless wastes of space manage to stay employed...but he i have my own examples of that....

Insh'Allah that issue gets solved next week.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I truly feel your pain.....

I know you do.


If they'd just do what we want them to . . . .

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Talk about doing some fondling…have you seen the new S&W 1854? Modern lever action with picatinny rail! Be still my beating heart! The limited edition is in burled walnut…only making 1854 of them…ugh…my itchy trigger finger! If I suddenly disappear from this forum, y’all will know I pulled the trigger on said purchase and She who must be obeyed will have promptly sent me into the void with said purchase! (it comes in at just under $3900..USD)

Went to the medicine woman yesterday. She put me on a couple of Anti-B’s (one a steroid) to get the evil out of me ears. Two rounds and already feel better. Finally sunshine and feel good. Might just get something done today!

And now…your Morning Zen…another shout out to the working horsey set.

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I will contribute to your gp-fund-me if you decide to buy one, but I don't want that much money tied up in a lever gun. A Sharps, on the other hand. .45-110. Yeah!!!


Nice big poodle. You made Good Poodles this week.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Believe me she gets exactly what she wants

In the Drama department, yeah. I just don't get it is all.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Me too.

This Medicaid thing and nursing home thing for my mom has been an eye opener. I will one day (I’ll know it when I feel it) just walk into the woods or the ocean.

I will not burden anyone else, nor will i lose my autonomy, freedom and space.

Having said that, I saw my mom late yesterday afternoon and she said she was “perfect”.

This was the week after “the food is terrible” “get me out of here.” Etc

Weird.

You will not be walking anywhere. You will gather us all and we'll party like it's 1999 and that's how it's gonna be.


Mine is less grumpy this morning.


The background check was slow as sin this morning. Just got a call from the guy that it finally went through, so I'ma gonna go and get my new shottie - as soon as I finish thishere omelette.

 

[HumpDayHoratio]

Uh oh..... that isn't good news

I've been that way this week. I thought it was me but several others I know have felt the same way

Uh oh..... that isn't good news

Hmmmm….wife was complaining about a “pain” in her upper left portion of side/stomach area yesterday

 

[HumpDayHoratio]

I get it HDH been feeling the need for old school wheel guns.

Maybe a nice reproduction piece or maybe a gun show and find the real deal.

After I posted I realized I didn’t add that they have cheaper models…just not as good looking. The problem is the beautiful one comes in a display case…I’m afraid it’d never get used! The old Winchester’s are fetching top dollar last I checked. Wat could probably tell us more about that. The nice thing about this new line of S&W is that it has an old look with very modern amenities. Henry has a couple that compare also. As of this printing, it only comes in .44m and .45…they say a .22 rimfire is on the way.

 

[Missk_2022]

I know you do.


If they'd just do what we want them to . . . .

Amen

 

[Missk_2022]

Hmmmm….wife was complaining about a “pain” in her upper left portion of side/stomach area yesterday

We all have the tummy crud

 

[Oldermom935]

You will not be walking anywhere. You will gather us all and we'll party like it's 1999 and that's how it's gonna be.


Mine is less grumpy this morning.


The background check was slow as sin this morning. Just got a call from the guy that it finally went through, so I'ma gonna go and get my new shottie - as soon as I finish thishere omelette.

Prince - 1999 (Official Music Video) / Prince

 

[likes2watchU]

I thought that the first season was probably the best season of television that I ever watched.

Immediately brings this old sketch to mind... at least my mind

 

[likes2watchU]

fondle

fondling

Could you say that all again just a little slower for those of us in the back of the classroom?

took me 2 weeks full immersion before i could understand the Scots accent. time well spent IMO...
of course most of this immersion happened in the pubs
(as it should )

Mom is not getting what she wants, and she is being a fussy little bitch about it. It’s always something with her.


She is being a good lesson for what I do not want to be for my children in my decrepitude

it's difficult both for them and us
make sure no matter how frustrating that she knows she is loved
told my own mom so many times...
"I don't like you much at the moment... but I love you as the day is long"

I don’t think she’s too serious about it, but we made logos online and stuff. It was fun.

sometimes that's all you need, right?
a little song
a little dance
a little seltzer... down your pants

Insh'Allah that issue gets solved next week.

oooh... the suspense!
Coin Toss... which way will it land?
Fired... or promoted?

Edited for grammar