The 50 Plus Cafe, Pub, All-Nite Greasy Spoon and Dive Bar

[Lilianna23]

You don’t have any choice in Scotland!

The climate is much like ours in the PNW. 🌧

 

[Greylag]

Ooh! Will you take us dancing, G?

Tango?

 

[Lilianna23]

It was a beautiful day on the hill and only one of our transatlantic cousins shooting….and he behaved!

Plenty for the boys to do, the day started with a ground frost and frozen windscreen. Once the sun came up, I was shedding layers and finished in shirt sleeves. It won’t be like that tomorrow as the weather breaks. I hope you like these pics, different hills today.

Gorgeous!

 

[Lilianna23]

Our last drive today was in my favourite Glen. Unless I was out doing what I do I wouldn’t even know this exists!

What a beautiful little spot! Looks perfect for a picnic!

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

Bad Dad Jokes Lilli:

What's a cat's favorite color?

Purr-ple!

 

[Lilianna23]

I had a great morning with my girl friend and nice afternoon therapeutic massage. So I should be feeling very happy. But, the autumn melancholy has captured my spirit. Anyone else get the autumn melancholy?

I haven't before. But this year...

Caught you!

 

[Lilianna23]

It was stuck and it's plastic. I tried to use pliers but it just about broke which is why I had to shut it off to the house. The bathroom flooded. My plumber came by while I was at work. I need new toilets. They keep having issues. I told him I would buy two new ones and a garbage disposal, and then he will install them for me. :/ He did clean up my bathroom though. Very thankful for him.

That was nice of him to clean up for you.

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

I haven't before. But this year...

Caught you!

You want tickling? Feather massage? Or another joke?

A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer.

The bartender says, “Sorry we don’t serve food here.”

 

[Lilianna23]

I am off to bed..... everyone pray my belly slows its roll

I hope you were able to get some sleep and wake feeling better!

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

Lilli punishment? Or …..

 

[Lilianna23]

Keep an eye on Oldermom - she bites sometimes.

🗡

 

[Lilianna23]

Yes, but it still leaves a nasty bruise.


Don't force me to tell that story about when . . . .


Off to read for a bit. My ass is tired.

I hope you got some good sleep, Wat!

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

 

[Lilianna23]

Night everyone, pleasant dreams!View attachment 2397694

I say this every morning as I'm catching up!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Night hun. Enjoy the book.... (wondering if he's reading comic books).

A motorsickle magazine.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I didn’t see no biting in the rule book, nor no eye poking/gouging!

Naw, t'ain't in there. Don't mean it don't hurt, tho' . . . .

 

[Lilianna23]

If he comes to your city, what does that mean and what should you do?View attachment 2397708

It means you better hunker down because it's too late to evacuate!

 

[Lilianna23]

I didn’t see no biting in the rule book, nor no eye poking/gouging!

Eye pokies are the purview of @Missk_2022!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

You're a good man to the pups, poodles, kittens, chickens, etc., Wat!

Honestly? I don't like the beagle. He's a little asshole. And he was there when I got there and he keeps on chuggin' and being a pain in the ass. And I'll probably miss him when he goes.

 

[Lilianna23]

Sorry I have to vent my frustration. I just want to get my dogs out on the hill but they are filming Outlander at the castle again. Film types everywhere and I can’t get anywhere near without being badgered to appear in the show. Like I need to be in Outlander… no thank you!

Ooh! Outlander is one of the hottest shows! And there's Jamie! (Swoon!)

Will you be credited as Greylag?

 

[Lilianna23]

Good morning . I am feeling much better after a good sleep. I think I caught Lilli!

You did!

 

[Lilianna23]

I would

Oh, my! Will you follow me home?

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

You did!

Did you see the feather torture , I mean massage?

 

[Lilianna23]

Thanks for your concern and hugs. I think needed a good night sleep which I had. So, I feel much better with a good and optimistic attitude this morning.

I'm glad you're feeling better this morning, B2! Did catching me help?

 

[Lilianna23]

As a mediator and arbitrator I am a good listener .........but then I want to send them to jail

Please don't send me! I'm too soft and pretty for jail.