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[Qky75]

38f temps this am. Squirrel drops a nut on my car hood and scares the bejesus out of me. I spill coffee on my pants. I am now cold, almost coffee less and look like I whizzed in my pants. Give me summer back

A squirrel dropped nut on your car? I'm sure there's a thread for that

 

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Whew....you are right. I need to name him. That is being sexist. It could have been a female.

I think maybe something European....to give the squirrel perp more of a mysterious backstory.

 

[Qky75]

I think maybe something European....to give the squirrel perp more of a mysterious backstory.

Bela Belka

 

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Bela Belka

Sounds too Eastern European. Maybe a.Francois or a Jean. Maybe a Berta or Hans

 

[likes2watchU]

Whew....you are right. I need to name him. That is being sexist. It could have been a female.

Very true... the "nut" narrowed my focus
Hmm...

Angry Acorn Annie
Gotcha Gracie
or maybe something simple, like Nancy?

Good luck with your continued efforts
I look forward to Story Time

 

[Wonderer67]

Sviatislava the squirrel

 

[likes2watchU]

A squirrel dropped nut on your car? I'm sure there's a thread for that

In this joint, any kind of thread is possible.

Very true - I know first hand from yesterday's squirrel discussion that YouTube is chock full of videos featuring these furry little fiends

I think maybe something European....to give the squirrel perp more of a mysterious backstory.

Sounds too Eastern European. Maybe a.Francois or a Jean. Maybe a Berta or Hans

Sviatislava the squirrel

Anya
Franz
Elodie
Soren
Hugo
Elowen
Otto
Astrid
Florence, Florie, Flora
Casimir
So. Many. Good. Names.
However will you choose??
Of course, where you see one squirrel...


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Very true - I know first hand from yesterday's squirrel discussion that YouTube is chock full of videos featuring these furry little fiends



Anya
Franz
Elodie
Soren
Hugo
Elowen
Otto
Astrid
Florence, Florie, Flora
Casimir
So. Many. Good. Names.
However will you choose??
Of course, where you see one squirrel...


(technically a Chipmunk emoji... beggars/choosers)

You mean I may be facing a gang of angry squirrels? Being attacked daily? I will go with Astrid and if see another he will be Otto.

 

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[Missk_2022]

You're a good auntie, K!

I live them dang dogs....

 

[Missk_2022]

Whew....you are right. I need to name him. That is being sexist. It could have been a female.

Squirrley McNulty
Shirley nut tosser
???

 

[Greylag]

Now there's a winter storm warning. Weather here is clear but evidently the weather people are tracking something.... Perhaps it's time to head south...

Take care then pal!

 

[Oldermom935]

Take care then pal!

I saw last night that areas of Vermont got snow already.

 

[likes2watchU]

You mean I may be facing a gang of angry squirrels? Being attacked daily? I will go with Astrid and if see another he will be Otto.

 

[Wonderer67]

Very true - I know first hand from yesterday's squirrel discussion that YouTube is chock full of videos featuring these furry little fiends



Anya
Franz
Elodie
Soren
Hugo
Elowen
Otto
Astrid
Florence, Florie, Flora
Casimir
So. Many. Good. Names.
However will you choose??
Of course, where you see one squirrel...


(technically a Chipmunk emoji... beggars/choosers)

Here are some great names of people I work with who are not from the US. Names changed slightly to protect the guilty.

Dr Viktor Kraut
Dr Guido Funky
Peter Fuck (swear to go it’s true)
Velli Shithole

 

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THAT ONE!!! The one in the middle. The one with that mean look on his/her/its face! That one did it!

 

[Oldermom935]

THAT ONE!!! The one in the middle. The one with that mean look on his/her/its face! That one did it!

I think he was apprehended.

 

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Yes Officer, that was the nut-slinging rodent who spoiled my.morning cuppa joe.

 

[Oldermom935]

Yes Officer, that was the nut-slinging rodent who spoiled my.morning cuppa joe.

You're in luck. No nut November's coming!

 

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Looks like will be a long, hard month for both the squirrels and I

 

[Wonderer67]

Looks like will be a long, hard month for both the squirrels and I

You said “hard month”. Heh heh

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

A 33 year old female?

Way too young for me. No the temp silly

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

Mornin B2! Sounds a little too chilly for me.

But it’s 38 here… I love the fall. The maples are absolutely peaking right now.

My Imgur is not working right now, otherwise I would post a couple lf fall foliage photos.

Tonight it will get to freezing so I expect frost. Die ragweed die!

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

Good evening and hope your day went well. I met a handyman today and we will see on quote plus scheduling. There is always task rabbit.