Wild_Honey_66
sweet freak
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Or How To Get Shit Done In Five Easy Steps
1. Tell us something you want/need to do.
2. Write it down.
3. Say it out loud: 'I'm going to wash my pink bra.'
4. Come back and tell us when you've done it.
5. Reward yourself with something pleasant. I suggest an orgasm.
I need this today. I feel like I've been hit by a truck and I'm not feeling very productive.
I'm going to take my pills, eat something, clean my face and teeth, and put on some work clothes so I can get some shit done today.
Back later for more of this ridiculous fun.