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TheEarl said:The Author’s Hangout Awards
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Pause for effect. The noise of grunting and moaning can be heard. The camera pans around to show Tatelou and Lew in the front row. The Earl picks up a bucket of ice and throws it over the pair. They don’t stop, indeed don’t even change stroke. The only indication that they’ve noticed the ice is Lou taking a cube into her mouth and kissing down Lew’s chest…
Stop making me horny!!!
Best Female Poster: A dead heat between the beautiful CharleyH and the incomparable Tatelou. A thorough spanking to the both of you.
I thank you, all of you, for this very distinguished honour. I couldn't have done it without any of you. Seriously! I'm not one to talk to myself, you see. I'd like to take this moment to thank my Agent and the entire cast and crew. Special mention to Abs, for playing the straight one (Ha-bloody-ha); Charley, for being such a good sport - and I feel very privileged to win this award alongside her. And, last, but by no means least, thank you Mr. Lewdandlicentious for being, well, lewd and licentious and a downright dirty bastard.
*MWAH!*
Dammit! Why did I vote for Charley? I would've been outright winner. Hahaha!
Most AH-obsessed Poster: Another tie – this one between Abstruse and Tatelou. Ladies, you owe the Hangout a mudfight to decide who takes the trophy.
Ahhh, another one. I'm not sure whether to feel flattered or insulted by this one, but seeing as I won it along with Abs, it can't be bad.
Seriously, thank you, and I know it's true.
Most Erotic Post of the Year: Three votes, three different answers. The person who voted for Cloudy and Summer Morning, that’s been moved to the threads section as there was too much to c&p. Here are the results:
Tatelou – How do you describe this?
Hi Darklover!
Ok, I'll give it a go...
It is a union, a complete union of lovers. There is nothing more intense than him pushing his hard cock deep inside me. The actual feelings as he does this vary, depending on how wet I am, or if he has already entered me with something else (his fingers, his tongue, a toy, and so on).
Ok, I'm imagining it now and will attempt to describe it to you... I am bent over, he's stood behind me, between my legs. My pussy is throbbing, tingling, pulsating, eager to be fucked. I feel the head of his cock touch my labia, a hiss leaves my gritted teeth. He pushes, gently at first, working his way in. I feel his entire thickness fill me, stretch me, rub on my inner wetness, increasing all sensation down there. I feel him push deeper, harder, and I push back at him, wanting him to be completely inside me; to suck his entire length into my needy cunt. Right at that moment, I feel nothing else. There is no other sensation anywhere else in my body - it is all concentrated in that one small place.
It isn't just a physical feeling. I mean, it is, but the intensity of what I feel does depend on my emotions and how I am being fucked. If it is as described, dirty, fully intense and incredibly passionate, that is the ultimate, to me. It is overwhelming and the best feeling I know. I am his, he takes me - that's what it comes down to.
That was harder than I thought it would be!
Lou
Oh my, I've come over all peculiar again. Congrats to Bashful and Doormouse, too!
Thank you, one and all.
Now, fuck it! I'm in need. Lew, come her now and eat me! Now! Eat my pussy!!! You know what will happen if you don't!
Best Avatar of the Year: A tie between Lou’s arse and Alpaca’s… well her alpaca.
My arse thanks you.
Best of the Rest
– Half the AH changing their avatars for Remembrance Sunday
Yes, that was quite wonderful. I want to make a personal note of thanks to Lew for a lot of the initiative behind that and the thread he ran throughout the remembrance period.
Thank you Ladies and Gentlemen and Lew and Good Night!
The Earl
LOL! I don't know what you mean by that!!!! He is a true gentleman. Ok, well he is most of the time.
Earl, you did brilliantly! Thanks for the many smiles and all the effort you put into it. You've set a precedent now!
Lou