The China Pearl Inn part 7

[cgraven]

I have used the excuse "In my defence I was left unsupervised".

When left unsupervised in the service and left to my own devices I did get things done, shall we say, quickly Raven.



Uggg rejoining the living?

 

[Bjerget]

Starting this multiquote message out by saying, love you guys soooooo much, You brighten my life like nothing else!!!

Shiva one never, ever, gives, or allows Chris to have matches, lighters, flamethrowers. or even flint and steel. The last time Chris had fire making devices he nearly burned down the Inn.


Now did I hear someone mention something about and orgy? ish

Sal have an enjoyable evening, and stop by Shiva's orgy later sensual Miss.

Is this so? Itcan't be true! I better ask Chris himself. This sounds like slander xD

Yes and we simply cannot have an orgy without the king present. So get nakkie and get into that hot bubbly water. *nods and licks her lips* Mmm yeah! Now that's what I'm talking about *big grins*

Yay for Orgies!


I can attend!!!

Jaccuzi yes!! Shall I wear my budgey smugglers or just come in the buff?

Uggg

*snacks on the rose while writing up a guest list for the Jacuzzi orgy*

Buff would be my preference, but do as you like. Those smugglers will be off by the end of the night, regardless! *winks*

It is always sound advice to if you are going to ware clothing to an orgy, to only ware clothing you don't mind throwing away after. You know because of all the lotions, body massage oils, and who knows what else.

Now that's some good advice. That's why I always wear edible undies to my orgies. Bonus energy for the long haul, that's what I always say!

Barred from Nippon bath houses Tattoos *sigh*

I guess if you're barred, so am I! *cries* this must not be! We have to storm the walls and take back our orgy! *grabs her hand and stuffs a pitchfork in it* For Arthur!

Holy cow! You can't go around tackling old ladies. Haven't you heard? If we fall down, we can't get back up!!!

But I do like hugs.

Old ladies?! Where? *looks around in confusion*

I promise not to tackle you into anything other than a soft pile of marshmallows and cinnamon ice cream. You'll never ever need to get back up again. *hugs tightly*

 

[Uggg]

I guess if you're barred, so am I! *cries* this must not be! We have to storm the walls and take back our orgy! *grabs her hand and stuffs a pitchfork in it* For Arthur!

Her hand?
Uggg hand= Man Hand!

Proud of my sexy hands. Long fingers, tanned skin, callouses from good hard works, few scars for character and nice fluffy man fur! I got the type of hands I like in other men.

Man hands thankyou very much! Hmmf!

Uggg

 

[Bjerget]

**Massive Quote Chain part 2**

I should hope not Phoo Ming and Shiva are keeping a close eye on you. I know Phoo Ming would encourage you to postpone any , shall we say, experiments. I fear Shiva may encourage you Chris

I can neither confirm nor deny my or Phoo Ming's complacency in this experiment in a public place. However this doesn't feel like a public place at all. So go ahead, burn baby burn!!

Good grief! The whole Inn is shaking. Nothing to do with me CG.

Oh I don't believe that for a second. You're not convincing anyone here, mister! Not even yourself *cheeky grin*

Hey CG,

I just wanted to tell ya that the Inn is my favorite place in lit land.

Sometimes I get a bit down but stopping in here and seeing everyone's antics always brings a smile.

Uggg

*eats up Uggg's leftovers even tho they weren't addressed at me*

I love this place too. I always come here when I pop into lit. This place makes me want to be friendly again. I love you guuisseee!!!

Sorry folks I feel like I've been hit by an SUV tonight. Might have something to do with the SUV. Now I think I fully under stand one of Toby Keith's song. Small kid (maybe 9 to 11) in a crosswalk with a green walk light. Stupid driver on their cell phone ran a red light. I wrapped myself around the kid just before the SUV hit. I think she told the cop about a dozen times that she wasn't speeding. I took out her grill and damaged the radiator with my shoulder, head, and side. The good news the little girl is shook up but fine and I didn't suffer and major damage. The "lady" got a free ride in the cop car.
So in the immortal words of Toby Keith "I ain't as good as I once was, but I'm as good once as I ever was."
For those of you out there who think your bullet proof, please don't try this at home.

Holy shit holy shit holy shit!! You must be made of fucking Iron Man armor! I can't even imagine the courage and drive it takes to put yourself on the line like that for a stranger. You sir are my hero. I am in awe of you. Thanks on behalf of all us plebs who are eternally grateful for things like this. You get my tonight!!

Hell of a thing you did raven, that's pretty amazing.hats off to you sir. That's hero stuff, just sayin.

Agree 100%

Also hiiiiiiiiiii Glad. Miss you hon. *big hugs*

*slips in quietly and looks around furtively*

All clear!

*Leaves a pile of raisins on the bar for Glad.*
*Puts a first aid kit in the rafters for RT*
*Leaves pile of for LS*
*Leaves a tin of biscuits for CG and anyone he wants to share with*
*tops up the condom jar for Sal (congrats by the way)*

*Grabs two bottles of Gin from the top shelf and curls up under the bar making slurping noises followed shortly by....*

SNOOOOORRRRRREEE

Oooooh bby is that pile for me?! You should't have... *jumps in head first and doesn't come back out until they're all gone.*

Also does Glad really like raisins? Is that a thing? I never knew... hehe

Hope Sal is having a good night *snickers* She might need those, but maybe she will just have an after dinner mint instead.

 

[Bjerget]

Her hand?
Uggg hand= Man Hand!

Proud of my sexy hands. Long fingers, tanned skin, callouses from good hard works, few scars for character and nice fluffy man fur! I got the type of hands I like in other men.

Man hands thankyou very much! Hmmf!

Uggg

I'm sorry.. I never can tell with people. My internal dialog auto-assigns voices to people and sometimes it doesn't do a very good job of it. Shall I worship your big man hands and lay penance at your feet? I'm good at that!! But srsly, pls forgive me?

 

[Uggg]

...........................................

Uggg

 

[Bjerget]

Lol, no apology necessary but foot penance does sound kinda fun. Maybe we can do that just for the hell of it.

Maybe I come across feminine idk? We have had this conversation once before if you recall. The 'boy bits' conversation. Lol

Lets clear this up once and for all everyone, If your thinking of Uggg- think big, muscular, hairy, gay, man beast!

Uggg

*Gets down on her hands and knees in front of your... uhhh... feet.

You're right, we did have that conversation. Now I will always be thinking of your big, wobbly, hairy, tented man bits.

*licks lips*

Mmmmm gay men.

Wait what were we talking about? *head tilted to one side, tongue sticking out of her mouth like a little cats would.*

 

[Uggg]

*feints*

 

[Bjerget]

*feints*

Oh my! He's down!! Time for mouth to mouth!

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[Bjerget]

Okay I better go before I don't. Work tomorrow sadly.. See you later Uggg and everyone else.

 

[chris2c4u]

But Shiva, aren't you going to wait to see if you got him up? er, I mean...nevermind.

 

[Uggg]

*Heart racing, cold sweat, other... ahem... odd physical reactions, consciousness returning.*

*Strange pressure on the lips.*

*Eyes open a crack.*

Face to face with LS

*starts choking*

*Throws up what seems like buckets and buckets of rose petals!*

Lol.

I think I can breath for myself thanks

 

[Uggg]

Okay I better go before I don't. Work tomorrow sadly.. See you later Uggg and everyone else.

Byeeee....

Oh sad i was having fun!

Oh well, Chris your turn... Pucker up.

*Feints*

 

[chris2c4u]

Takes a great interest in a Chinese tea urn. Sorry, much too busy...looks nervously around.

 

[Uggg]

"Come on baby light my fire!"

Lol,

no?

Never mind then. I like gin bottle kisses best of all anyway.

Uggg

 

[chris2c4u]

We obviously need more women in the Inn. Something to attract them? Maybe a firework display?

 

[Uggg]

Now I seem to recall CG saying something about you and fireworks Chris but I can't for the life of me remember what...

Anyways I've got these here Chinese fire crackers and a few sky rockets, do you have a lighter?

Uggg

 

[chris2c4u]

Oddly enough no one will let me have anything flammable. Something to do with conditions for my release. Erm, I mean no, don't seem to. Have another look through your pockets.

 

[Uggg]

Oddly enough no one will let me have anything flammable. Something to do with conditions for my release. Erm, I mean no, don't seem to. Have another look through your pockets.

*pats pockets*

I know I had one here somewhere... where's it gone? ...I was quiet intoximacatetified this morning... maybe its under the bar?

*looks*

No... hmmmn...

Sorry Chris, can't find my lighter... You can double check my pockets if you like?

I promise I'll only enjoy it a little bit.

Uggg

PS. My internet connection just slowed down to a crawl, I may not be able to post again for a while. Joys of island life

 

[chris2c4u]

Refuses to get caught with hand in a fellow Innster's trouser region. Well, one with boy bits anyway. Sighs. Foiled again.

 

[Uggg]

also sighs. Foiled again

 

[Raven_Timothy]

Sorry guys all I got is a Zippo and a small butane pocket torch. Oh and these survival matches this camp fire started some flint and steal and maybe a small batch of iron oxide and aluminum powder mixed by equal volumes with a magnizum shavings catilest. Also hi Uggg

 

[Uggg]

Sorry guys all I got is a Zippo and a small butane pocket torch. Oh and these survival matches this camp fire started some flint and steal and maybe a small batch of iron oxide and aluminum powder mixed by equal volumes with a magnizum shavings catilest. Also hi Uggg

Heya RT San,

*bows respectfully*

I hear you've been teaching small children that heroes really exist. I am suitably impressed.

I hope you don't really fly around with all that fire in your pockets at once! Sounds like a recipe for a meteor shower- specially the Thermite.

Ahhhh thermite..... a compound close to my heart... No seriously do not come near me with a spark! This shit is right next to my vitals! Lol.

Uggg

 

[sharingfantasies]

Okay RT.. empty those pockets. ::Holding up a basket and pointing to the interior::

Chris, you stand way way back and keep your hands in your pockets. I don't want you being banned from the Inn. I like having you around.

Uggg, I expected you to have some control over these boys. ::shaking head::
Now, take this basket carefully to Phoo so he can take care of the disposal.

All right, gentlemen, you are free to go about your business. Enjoy your evening.

 

[Uggg]

Okay RT.. empty those pockets. ::Holding up a basket and pointing to the interior::

Chris, you stand way way back and keep your hands in your pockets. I don't want you being banned from the Inn. I like having you around.

Uggg, I expected you to have some control over these boys. ::shaking head::
Now, take this basket carefully to Phoo so he can take care of the disposal.

All right, gentlemen, you are free to go about your business. Enjoy your evening.

No- You got that round the wrong way SF. I don't want control over the boys, much more fun to let them control me.

*Heads off into the kitchen to find Phoo*

"Phoo? Phoo! Come and see! SF has given us a big basket of sparkles!!! Lets see what happens if we put them in the kitchen fire place? SF has the best fun ideas!"

Uggg