The China Pearl Inn part 7

[Raven_Timothy]

It wouldn't hurt Raven to have a few extra quarters.

True CG that nine lives thing might just be a rumor.

 

[Raven_Timothy]

For everyone in the shadows listening in.
My accidental deaths: stillborn, drowned (undertow), lightning,
Delibrat deaths: drowning (6 guys and a fountain), electrocution (440 volts rigger to my aluminum work ladder), blood loss
While all of them were mericales the first one and the last one are the ones I should not have been able to come back from.

 

[cgraven]

True CG that nine lives thing might just be a rumor.

Could be Raven............given my past I certainly hope that it is true.

 

[Uggg]

I'm afraid you you may have some false expectations of poor Uggg. I don't think he is ready to take charge of Chris the pyro and Tim the WareRaven. We might just have to string Uggg up and use him as a pinyata. Chris and I can use some of my flight feathers as the sticks....

*Crawls out from under the bar and staggers about for a bit*

Oh god! my head hurts.

Can't remeber a thing that happened last night but jeez did i have a sexy dream, i dreamed i was engaged in some rope play and two sexy men were tickling me with feathers!

*Reads back through the last 24 hours of posts.*

Oh shit its all coming back to me! CG you've got the wrong end of the stick!

RT Chris and I are innocent! It was all SF! you see this is what happened:

Chris and I were planning some festivities to attract some curvaceous lovelies into the bar when RT turned up. He was somewhat over burdened and having trouble with flight due to the massive weight of pyrotechnics he was carrying.

SF then relieved him of his sparkly burden and gave them to me. She sent me off to go play with Phoo in the kitchen. Me and Phoo were going to have a bomb fire but we got distracted when we noticed there was an overabundance of rice wine. don't worry we fixed that.

So as you can see, RT chris and myself are completely blameless in this whole affair.

Can I have my rope and feather punishment now please?

Uggg

 

[RobynTashaYa]

CG I think you might need military assistance in the Inn. Sal & I have done our bit for Anglo American relations, you know strengthening the alliance. Once we’ve caught up on our sleep we’re at your service.

 

[chris2c4u]

Incoming! Curvacious incoming!

Imitates klaxon.

Rolls tongue up and stops attractive dribbling.

 

[cgraven]

Really Uggg is that your story and are you sticking to it?

CG I think you might need military assistance in the Inn. Sal & I have done our bit for Anglo American relations, you know strengthening the alliance. Once we’ve caught up on our sleep we’re at your service.

Robyn I think I may just have to take you and Sal up on that offer. ish

 

[Uggg]

*Looks a little sheepish*

Which answer is most likely to get me the ropes and feathers? I'll stick to whichever version of the story that was!

Where do I sign?

Uggg

 

[cgraven]

Uggg you seem awfully eager to be punished? Have you been a bad boy?

 

[Uggg]

Uggg you seem awfully eager to be punished? Have you been a bad boy?

One mans punishment another mans reward

 

[chris2c4u]

Uggg don't worry I'll back you all the way. Makes note to self to get tuxedo out of hock for when the ladies arrive.

 

[Uggg]

I too should don formal attire, for the ladies. (much the same as what I'm wearing in my AV except for the addition of a massive horned helmet, shoulder pads that would put David Bowie to shame and a ribbon in my Beard.)

How do I look Chris? Do you think they will be impressed?

Uggg

 

[chris2c4u]

I think you'll be erm...outstanding.

 

[sharingfantasies]

What does the Geneva Convention say about hanging people up and beating them with feathers?


RT, I understand the girl's parents position, but I sure wish the driver would face some serious consequences. If you hadn't been there, the girl would be in the hospital if not worse.

uts out several boxes of tissues around the Inn so that the guys can wipe up their drool as they wait for the girls to come.::

 

[Uggg]

What does the Geneva Convention say about hanging people up and beating them with feathers?


RT, I understand the girl's parents position, but I sure wish the driver would face some serious consequences. If you hadn't been there, the girl would be in the hospital if not worse.

uts out several boxes of tissues around the Inn so that the guys can wipe up their drool as they wait for the girls to come.::

Now I'm no expert on this Mr G. Convention but if he's anything like me he will be all for it!

*Bends over and listens to what Chris is whispering...*

Oh... A treaty? ...Oh... Errr- never mind, disregard what I was saying!

Ahem.

*blushes*

 

[Bjerget]

Sorry I don't have a lot of time to chat, but wanted to wish you all a good evening. Catch up tomorrow.

ps. thanks for the rosevomit, Uggg... uhh yeah never thought I'd find myself saying something like that. But this place is constantly surprising me!

 

[BritSal]

Hello Boys!

Robyn and I are both a little tired and exhausted following our adventures but e both have broad grins! Manoeuvres were a problem, Robyn resembled a wounded giraffe lol. But we succeeded.

Start lectures on our next subject on Monday. We have until March 31 to submit our next 5,000 word essays on ‘Field Planning - urban warfare’. Should be interesting.

Meanwhile, Goodnight from ‘the girls’

Ps Robyn heard from GG, the Lionesses thank everyone for their PMs & Emails and they will reply when they can.

 

[Uggg]

Sorry I don't have a lot of time to chat, but wanted to wish you all a good evening. Catch up tomorrow.

ps. thanks for the rosevomit, Uggg... uhh yeah never thought I'd find myself saying something like that. But this place is constantly surprising me!

any time

 

[Uggg]

Hello Boys!

Robyn and I are both a little tired and exhausted following our adventures but e both have broad grins! Manoeuvres were a problem, Robyn resembled a wounded giraffe lol. But we succeeded.

Start lectures on our next subject on Monday. We have until March 31 to submit our next 5,000 word essays on ‘Field Planning - urban warfare’. Should be interesting.

Meanwhile, Goodnight from ‘the girls’

Ps Robyn heard from GG, the Lionesses thank everyone for their PMs & Emails and they will reply when they can.

*Struts passed the tired, curvaceous, giraffe girls who smile with a walk that exaggerates the sexiness of my shoulder pads and beard ribbon.*

Oh yea! Feel the allure of the shoulder pads ladies!

*Has trouble seeing with the giant horned helmet on and walks into the bar*

 

[chris2c4u]

Tries to hide behind bamboo curtain until ready to make an amazing display of myself in my stunning tux, Errr not sure I meant to say it like that. Hears a crash. Whispers...Uggg?

 

[Uggg]

I'm fine. don't worry about me.

do you think they noticed my shoulder pads?

 

[sharingfantasies]

::Sitting in my usual chair by the fireplace, hand over face, eyes twinkling, trying not to show my amusement at the boys' antics. They are so sincere in their need to be acknowledged by the girls. Reminds me of junior high. That would be middle school for you younger American folks and years 7- 9 for the Brits.::

 

[Raven_Timothy]

What does the Geneva Convention say about hanging people up and beating them with feathers?


RT, I understand the girl's parents position, but I sure wish the driver would face some serious consequences. If you hadn't been there, the girl would be in the hospital if not worse.

uts out several boxes of tissues around the Inn so that the guys can wipe up their drool as they wait for the girls to come.::

Well actually the Geneva convention does not cover feathers or restraint without marks. So I'm still good to go on that one.

As for the woman paying for her sins, if the cops do hit her with the max on everything and the judge agrees it will cost her more than her Nissan did. And I take a sadistic glee in looking up the prices of her possible repair bill. Knowing that she thought she could drive around with a busted radiator means she will have to pay a body shop to do all of the repairs and repaint the whole front end. Probably somewhere in the ballpark of 12 to 14 thousand total. All for a few seconds on her cellphone. By the time she gets her license back the SUV should just about be paid for if the courthouse let's her make payments on their bill. But I'd bet she will do it on credit cards or get a loan and pay almost twice as much. And here I am all smug in the knowledge that I could have done it all for about 5 grand in parts... If she had had full coverage insurance like you are supposed to in this state, most insurance companies will try to total a vehicle out if the damage is over 10 thousand. Anything she had done better would have cost her so much less. But it will all go back to the freaking cellphone. That would have prevented it all. Phones down, heads up. I don't mess with my phone in a vehicle unless I'm a passenger or I am completely stoped. It is just not worth all of that or worse.

 

[Raven_Timothy]

::Sitting in my usual chair by the fireplace, hand over face, eyes twinkling, trying not to show my amusement at the boys' antics. They are so sincere in their need to be acknowledged by the girls. Reminds me of junior high. That would be middle school for you younger American folks and years 7- 9 for the Brits.::

I think they got all dolled up for you ladies. I just offer foot rubs and tea or coffee. Speaking of Phoo still has my Silver Service in the back some where. I could bring it out for you some time if you would like to use it.

 

[RobynTashaYa]

All dolled up for us? Tomboys? In our battle fatigues? Who on earth can find a girl in camouflage, hair in a bun and mud on her face worth dolling up for?

Today and tomorrow we’re working alongside the Reservists, this brave and honourable young men and women who, if the shit hits the fan, will be called in to support us. We are being trained on assimilating them into the regulars during a battlefield situation.

Hope everyone has a great day.