The China Pearl Inn part 7

[sharingfantasies]

Oh boy. I do not want to be around for this.

::Heads out of the Inn rapidly. I do not want to see the gore that will be left once Phoo gets done with those dumb boys. ::

CG, this was not my fault. I tried to stop it. If the boys don't show up, I suspect what is left of their bodies will be found in the catacombs.

::Shaking head, can't believe anyone would be silly enough to mess with Phoo.::

 

[Uggg]

*Staggers back out of the kitchen and crawls back under the bar*

Oh God that Phoo can drink! So much rice wine!

Sleepy time now. Night night Inn.

 

[Raven_Timothy]

Okay RT.. empty those pockets. ::Holding up a basket and pointing to the interior::

Chris, you stand way way back and keep your hands in your pockets. I don't want you being banned from the Inn. I like having you around.

Uggg, I expected you to have some control over these boys. ::shaking head::
Now, take this basket carefully to Phoo so he can take care of the disposal.

All right, gentlemen, you are free to go about your business. Enjoy your evening.

I'm afraid you you may have some false expectations of poor Uggg. I don't think he is ready to take charge of Chris the pyro and Tim the WareRaven. We might just have to string Uggg up and use him as a pinyata. Chris and I can use some of my flight feathers as the sticks....

 

[sharingfantasies]

It would seem you are right about Uggg. I wouldn't string him up if I were you. With all the booze Phoo gave him, so that Phoo could get the basket of fire starters away, if you string him up, the drink might decide to reappear. I doubt that anyone would appreciate that, well Uggg might, eventually.

 

[Raven_Timothy]

It would seem you are right about Uggg. I wouldn't string him up if I were you. With all the booze Phoo gave him, so that Phoo could get the basket of fire starters away, if you string him up, the drink might decide to reappear. I doubt that anyone would appreciate that, well Uggg might, eventually.

I don't know he may be able to hold his liquor. But I'm pretty sure he'd be okay with being beaten with a feather.

We'll just have to ask him..... When he wakes up.

 

[chris2c4u]

Wonders if I can take my hands out of my pockets now.

Typed with my nose.

 

[Raven_Timothy]

Wonders if I can take my hands out of my pockets now.

Typed with my nose.

Ahhh probably not safe yet. They are watching us.

 

[cgraven]

Oh boy. I do not want to be around for this.

::Heads out of the Inn rapidly. I do not want to see the gore that will be left once Phoo gets done with those dumb boys. ::

CG, this was not my fault. I tried to stop it. If the boys don't show up, I suspect what is left of their bodies will be found in the catacombs.

::Shaking head, can't believe anyone would be silly enough to mess with Phoo.::

S F your off the hook as I am sure you know Boys will be boys. I am sue I shall have to have a word with them. I am sure that Uggg, Raven, and even Phoo Ming may have been lead astray by Chris.

Chris ! ish

 

[chris2c4u]

I'm an innocent bystander!

My nose is getting sore.

 

[cgraven]

Chris you may type with your fingers. Now tell me what is going on? And what is this about you Uggg and Raven drinking with Phoo Ming in the kitchen? Have you been trying to lead Phoo Ming astray Chris?

 

[chris2c4u]

No, no. Not me. I was just...perusing a project and suddenly I was all alone. Nothing to do with me

 

[The_gladiator]

I'm not sure I believe you. Haha

 

[chris2c4u]

I'm hurt. Deeply hurt. Lighters were the last thing on my mind. Honest.

 

[cgraven]

No, no. Not me. I was just...perusing a project and suddenly I was all alone. Nothing to do with me

And what particular project were you perusing Chris, may I ask and what does it have to do with lighters? I believe we have discussed Fire making devices Chris?

Morning Glad.

 

[RobynTashaYa]

How comes 72 hours have disappeared?

I stagger back into the inn and almost collapse into one of the lounge seats. Opposite me is Sal who looks as jacobed as I feel. We’re both glowing and soon we’re out on manoeuvres!

 

[cgraven]

A three day pass always goes quickly Robyn. No if I may be so bold as to correct you, you just went from one kind of maneuvers, admittedly most pleasant to another kind of maneuvers that are notably less pleasurable Robyn. ish

 

[Raven_Timothy]

Uggg I never said termite.

Damn it CG beat me to a maneuvers coment.

 

[cgraven]

Raven I always enjoyed of bedroom maneuvers.

Just never critique them if you value your life.

 

[Raven_Timothy]

I personally will not be doing any high speed maneuvers for a few days. I got a phone call from the little girls parrents(yes they actually used speaker phone so they could both talk) she has a small skinned spot on her hand and her knees but nothing permanent. No other injures to report. Still a little shaken up about it. But that's understandable. (Unfortunately in my opinion) they will not be pressing charges. They said they didn't want to drag their daughter through all of that. That they wanted to get back to normal as soon as they could.

The cop and the investigating officer did a three way call with me. Apparently the driver will be trying to fight all of the charges and may try to sue me for damages to her vehicle... They said she might want to get a lawyer's council first. They can prove that she was on her cell phone, her tags were expired, and driving without proof of insurance in the vehicle. They can and may push for reckless endangerment but, without me and the girl taking her to court that's as far as it will go. Because the cop saw my Military ID they will push for the max on all counts. So she might not be on the roads for a year and she will have some nasty fines. The only icing no the cake for me is she only had liability insurance and it was set at the minimum so it only covered the girls trip to the hospital and her scans. But it doesn't cover any of the damage I did to her SUV. It was only 2 years old so that's going to cost. A lot of plastic on those front ends and I was warning steal toed boots both feet hit the front the inversatator found additional damage that the first cop missed. And came out to my house and did a thurogh inspection of me and my boo boos. He said I had to have made contact with the SUV at least three times. I told him I just kept rolling to try and stay out from under it. He asked if my permission to pull the traffic cam cottage for comparison to his findings. We can't use the footage in out State as evidence because so many of the cameras don't work or don't work properly. But it will give him a good idea if he is on the right track or not.

So total damage to her SUV was: front grill, hood, driver side turn signal, head light bracket, bumper, front skirting, radiator, radiator bracket, fan. All on a 2016 Nissan Extera

 

[Raven_Timothy]

Raven I always enjoyed of bedroom maneuvers.

Just never critique them if you value your life.

Now I'm waiting for LS to pop in and add kitchen, living room, closest, garage, hot tub and I'm sure something else to the list of bedroom maneuvers.

But it seems I'm either better than you in this department or I have a better way with words, maybe it's my partners are more receptive to sex enhancement counseling. I have somehow survived this too in my life. But you are most correct to warn peoples against sexual critiques if they are unrequested. And if they are requested be gentle with your words, and always complement them before and after what ever critiques you make.

 

[cgraven]

I personally will not be doing any high speed maneuvers for a few days. I got a phone call from the little girls parrents(yes they actually used speaker phone so they could both talk) she has a small skinned spot on her hand and her knees but nothing permanent. No other injures to report. Still a little shaken up about it. But that's understandable. (Unfortunately in my opinion) they will not be pressing charges. They said they didn't want to drag their daughter through all of that. That they wanted to get back to normal as soon as they could.

The cop and the investigating officer did a three way call with me. Apparently the driver will be trying to fight all of the charges and may try to sue me for damages to her vehicle... They said she might want to get a lawyer's council first. They can prove that she was on her cell phone, her tags were expired, and driving without proof of insurance in the vehicle. They can and may push for reckless endangerment but, without me and the girl taking her to court that's as far as it will go. Because the cop saw my Military ID they will push for the max on all counts. So she might not be on the roads for a year and she will have some nasty fines. The only icing no the cake for me is she only had liability insurance and it was set at the minimum so it only covered the girls trip to the hospital and her scans. But it doesn't cover any of the damage I did to her SUV. It was only 2 years old so that's going to cost. A lot of plastic on those front ends and I was warning steal toed boots both feet hit the front the inversatator found additional damage that the first cop missed. And came out to my house and did a thurogh inspection of me and my boo boos. He said I had to have made contact with the SUV at least three times. I told him I just kept rolling to try and stay out from under it. He asked if my permission to pull the traffic cam cottage for comparison to his findings. We can't use the footage in out State as evidence because so many of the cameras don't work or don't work properly. But it will give him a good idea if he is on the right track or not.

So total damage to her SUV was: front grill, hood, driver side turn signal, head light bracket, bumper, front skirting, radiator, radiator bracket, fan. All on a 2016 Nissan Extera

I see you and cats have something in common Raven...........9 lives.

 

[Raven_Timothy]

I see you and cats have something in common Raven...........9 lives.

Haha
CG wether you remember it or not you actually know that I'm on life number 7.
I only count the actually restarts, not the near missed. I don't think I can count ALL of the near misses even if I wanted to.

 

[cgraven]

I quite agree Raven I am down to number 6. Counting near misses is only for the weak.

 

[Raven_Timothy]

I quite agree Raven I am down to number 6. Counting near misses is only for the weak.

Wait are we counting up or down?
If we are counting up then I'm on 7.
If we are counting down then I had better gets some more quarters for this game called life.

 

[cgraven]

It wouldn't hurt Raven to have a few extra quarters.