The China Pearl Inn part 7

[Bjerget]

I saw you peeking in here Shiva. It's okay I peek from the shadows too.

Can I sit up on your rafter for a while? I'll bring snacks...

 

[Uggg]

Hello my friends.,

LS has been tapping away gently at my shell and I have decided that I should return.

You all clearly don't look out for her properly while I am away.

...and I am always lonely for my wonderful Inn friends if I am not here.

*Tops up the inn vases with the sweetest love*

I am in your debt LS.



I am a bit topsy turvy right now and if I become a handful feel free to tell me to piss off. I know I can be too much at times.

*Crawls under the bar*

Uggg

 

[Bjerget]

Hello my friends.,

LS has been tapping away gently at my shell and I have decided that I should return.

You all clearly don't look out for her properly while I am away.

...and I am always lonely for my wonderful Inn friends if I am not here.

*Tops up the inn vases with the sweetest love*

I am in your debt LS.



I am a bit topsy turvy right now and if I become a handful feel free to tell me to piss off. I know I can be too much at times.

*Crawls under the bar*

Uggg

Awww shucks! I didn't do nuffin!! Not even show him my titties! Maybe I tapped a little at his shell, but I assure you all, that it was to just get at the gooey caramel centre, and for no other reason whatsoever!! *mmhmmmm, srs nod*

You don't have to be in my debt, but I can think of lots of fun ways to make you work it off *evil grin as she eats a rose, stem and all, the thornes tearing a corner of her lip just enough to draw out a trickle of blood*

Ain't no one here gonna tell you to piss off. You know why? Cos it's better to be pissed off than to be pissed on. Actually strike that. I'm half wishy-washy about that stuff. Maybe it is better to be pissed on than to be pissed off, actually. You decide.

 

[chris2c4u]

Did someone mention titties?

 

[Uggg]

heya Chris

hope you are well.

Uggg

 

[chris2c4u]

Hi Uggg, not too bad thanks, how's the cinema coming?

 

[Uggg]

Hi Uggg, not too bad thanks, how's the cinema coming?

Projector mark 2 is in the works. Mark one has been claimed by LS for nom noms.

I need to have a talk to CG about load bearing walls in the catacombs and I'm still going to need a hell of a lot more empty gin bottles. (Thats my main job right now.)

Uggg

 

[chris2c4u]

Of course you'll need a flame...I mean a fire...I mean a light for that. Perhaps you could convince CG to let me help you out?

 

[Uggg]

That sounds like a good idea Chris but lets talk to SF about it first.

She has a way of taking good ideas and... escalating... them into grand plans!!!

Do you remember her fireworks bomb in the kitchen? Good times indeed!

Uggg

 

[chris2c4u]

That sounds like a good idea Chris but lets talk to SF about it first.

She has a way of taking good ideas and... escalating... them into grand plans!!!

Do you remember her fireworks bomb in the kitchen? Good times indeed!

Uggg

Sounds like my sort of person.

 

[Bjerget]

Did someone mention titties?

IT WAS ME!!

HI *jumps all around and wobbles everywhere*

Titties!!! Right here!!!

Projector mark 2 is in the works. Mark one has been claimed by LS for nom noms.

I need to have a talk to CG about load bearing walls in the catacombs and I'm still going to need a hell of a lot more empty gin bottles. (Thats my main job right now.)

Uggg

*Rolls back into the door at the mention of nom noms*

Hey I'm handy with a stud-finder if you need any help with your remodeling project.

*Takes out a heavily modified calculator, Macgyvered together with paperclips and chewing gum and waves it about making beep beep noises at him*

Hey look I found a stud!!

*Waves it at Chris* Beep beep beep!!

ooooh two studs!! My lucky night!!! *rawrs*

Of course you'll need a flame...I mean a fire...I mean a light for that. Perhaps you could convince CG to let me help you out?

Ohh ho ho this is gonna get hot I want in on this party!

 

[sharingfantasies]

Oh good grief!!

 

[Bjerget]

*rolls on out of the thread* Time for bed my lovelies. See you again in the morning.

 

[Bjerget]

Oh good grief!!

BEEPP BEEEPP BEEEEEEP!!

Three studs! I'm goin to hell and I'm taking you all with me!

Goodnight!

 

[chris2c4u]

Oh, hi Sharing. Never said anything to do with warm things.nuh uh. Not me. You know me.

Is something beeping?

 

[sharingfantasies]

Oh, hi Sharing. Never said anything to do with warm things.nuh uh. Not me. You know me.

Is something beeping?

Sure, Chris, I DO know you. Here is a nice blanket to keep you warm. Then you won't have to come up with your own way of warming the place.

 

[Raven_Timothy]

IT WAS ME!!

HI *jumps all around and wobbles everywhere*

Titties!!! Right here!!!



*Rolls back into the door at the mention of nom noms*

Hey I'm handy with a stud-finder if you need any help with your remodeling project.

*Takes out a heavily modified calculator, Macgyvered together with paperclips and chewing gum and waves it about making beep beep noises at him*

Hey look I found a stud!!

*Waves it at Chris* Beep beep beep!!

ooooh two studs!! My lucky night!!! *rawrs*



Ohh ho ho this is gonna get hot I want in on this party!

You don't need no special device to find me. I'm always somewhere in the shadows.
As for sharing the rafters. Only minimally clad persons allowed. Why do you think I only where these spandex shorts all of the time.

 

[chris2c4u]

Takes a seat at the bar, trying not to fall in the hole Uggg excavated.

 

[sharingfantasies]

::Adds a couple of logs to the fire::

Time for some hot chocolate while I read. Good night to all of you in the rafters, rooms, and under the bar.

 

[chris2c4u]

Thinks of ways to drum up business. :considers singing:

 

[sharingfantasies]

Thinks of ways to drum up business. :considers singing:

Please do. Singing is safe, unless of course, your voice is so bad you break ear drums. But if not, then sing away. This place feels huge when it is quiet. Our officer candidates should be back soon.

I could tell you the jokes that my brother tells, but that would lose business. His jokes are beyond annoyingly bad.

Maybe we could set up a lending library. I have enough books to do that.

 

[Raven_Timothy]

Please do. Singing is safe, unless of course, your voice is so bad you break ear drums. But if not, then sing away. This place feels huge when it is quiet. Our officer candidates should be back soon.

I could tell you the jokes that my brother tells, but that would lose business. His jokes are beyond annoyingly bad.

Maybe we could set up a lending library. I have enough books to do that.

I could probably donate a few books to the cause but I warn you most of them are older than CG. The majority of my library currently is out of print and some of it has been since the 60s. I even have a few books by some English guy before he was knighted, before his more popular stuff. He wrote some festive novels about a crazy guy who lived with a retired military doctor. There are also a few books by some dude with the monogram LCD who found it hard to print a lot of his work because publishers couldn't figure out what genera they should go in. Then there's the midevil history books some focusing on artist, some on armor, battles, one on inventions. Yes I think we could get a good lending library going in here.

 

[cgraven]

I know that I have been absent for this weekend. This time of year, the Anniversary of the Challenger crash. My Ship was the on seen commander of the search before DOD moved in for security. We still ran the search and coordinated the recovery of derby and remains. It is a hard time for me and I fear I withdraw just a bit. Not all ghost come from combat.

 

[Raven_Timothy]

I know that I have been absent for this weekend. This time of year, the Anniversary of the Challenger crash. My Ship was the on seen commander of the search before DOD moved in for security. We still ran the search and coordinated the recovery of derby and remains. It is a hard time for me and I fear I withdraw just a bit. Not all ghost come from combat.

I understand those ghost too. They don't affect you the same way but they are normally harder to fight off, maybe for us it's because it's not combat. These ghosts don't come from the chaos that we know and expect. If you need to talk you know where to find me. If you need some quiet time the rafters have all been dusted. I even have a few hammocks up here.

 

[chris2c4u]

There are a lot of ghosts here. I think it's a good thing, even when they come from very sad things. They show we've lived a bit.