The China Pearl Inn part 7

[Uggg]

NO NO NO NO NO Uggg drinks way too much on his own. He doesn't need to be fed more gin. He could probably use some actual food though.

LS says its ok!

 

[sharingfantasies]

I did read that... even still, you haven't cleaned out your under the bar, bottle collecting abode for a couple of weeks. I am surprised you can even get another bottle down there.

 

[jack80]

But drinking is better when you have food in the belly

 

[Uggg]

I did read that... even still, you haven't cleaned out your under the bar, bottle collecting abode for a couple of weeks. I am surprised you can even get another bottle down there.

I just make it bigger. It's no problem.

 

[jack80]

*Shakes his head and chuckles*

 

[sharingfantasies]

This whole inn is gonna collapse one of these days.

 

[Uggg]

This whole inn is gonna collapse one of these days.

Na its got good solid glass foundations right down to the catacombs! I'll vouch for that.

 

[sharingfantasies]

Ahh glass posts. Of course.

 

[jack80]

I feel safer now....

*Goes to check the rest of the foundation*

 

[sharingfantasies]

Thank goodness, you are checking. Hard to tell how well Uggg is building when he has drunk a few dozen bottles of gin. Although his glass projector that shows flowers on the wall works pretty well.

 

[jack80]

*Finds nothing wrong, but... is trapped beneath a mountain of glass bottles!*

 

[sharingfantasies]

That has happened to me the one time I went down there. Took three guys to dig me out. Are the bottle empty or full?

 

[jack80]

They appear to be empty.

But I gotta say, it appears Uggg has good taste in his choice of beverage.

 

[sharingfantasies]

If they are empty, at least that means less weight burying you down there.

::Starts pulling up the bottles two and a time and piling them up next to the bar::

Hope you aren't in a hurry, this could take a while.

 

[jack80]

It's all good. I am spending my time thinking where uggg puts it all. I mean... this is enough booze to last 5 life times!

 

[Uggg]

Well I don't want to dry out!

 

[sharingfantasies]

I would say he has a hole in his foot and the gin just flows through him, but with as much as he puts away, there would be ten feet of gin flooding the place. So, the hole in the foot theory doesn't work. If you think there are a lot of bottles down there now, you should see the mountains of bottles he has set outside for recycling.

 

[jack80]

I think I see light!

 

[sharingfantasies]

Uggg, get over here and help us. It is your fault that he is stuck down there!!!

 

[jack80]

Uggg, we'll hide all the booze if you don't help me here!

 

[sharingfantasies]

Ohh, I like that plan. When CG sees this mountain of bottles we have unearthed so far, he is gonna be displeased. He told Uggg he had to keep the empties out of the inn.

 

[jack80]

*Begins to crawl his way out towards the light!*

Fine! I'll do it myself!

With help from the sweet Sharingfantasies

*Likes to think the light is Sharing's smile ;p*

 

[sharingfantasies]

That is a nice thought, but I suspect the light is the fire reflecting off the mountain of bottles.

 

[jack80]

*Breaks free!! Having been digging in the other direction from Sharing. She was right. The light from the fire was shining off a golden bottle that Ugg had left hanging on a string*

Well.. sigh.. I am free!!!!

 

[sharingfantasies]

Thank goodness. I was worried you would be stuck down there forever. It is hard to believe one person can drink that much.