The DGE appreciation thread

[Sweetdaisymae]

Friends and maybe one or two cyber stalkers who appreciate your awesomness from afar
Take care of you, and no beating yourself up.

 

[JamieJ424]

I hope it's all going alright, mate...I guess 'alright' is one of those words like 'deserve' or 'earn' that doesn't have any real meaning, and I certainly don't mean to sound trite, though perhaps its unavoidable.

Anyway, I've been a fan of your posts and thoughts. You can add my name to the long, long list of people in your corner.

J

I am knocked off balance by the comments of support I have received from you people. I truly am. Thank you. And to beautiful unicorn-spleendust-national-champion friends who have PMd or emailed me, and been summarily ignored while I add worry lines to my forehead, I am sorry. Ashamed, but sorry.

When one doesn't feel or act anything like... oneself, and people still seem to want one around, well, that seems so nice, it's suspiciously fucked up.

Is that called friends?

A genuine and heartfelt thanks.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

I hope it's all going alright, mate...I guess 'alright' is one of those words like 'deserve' or 'earn' that doesn't have any real meaning, and I certainly don't mean to sound trite, though perhaps its unavoidable.

Anyway, I've been a fan of your posts and thoughts. You can add my name to the long, long list of people in your corner.

J

Hold it. My liquify-blender-setting-thoughts have a fan???

Friends and maybe one or two cyber stalkers who appreciate your awesomness from afar
Take care of you, and no beating yourself up.

Hold it. I have friends AND cyber stalkers??

We lurve you.

Hold it. I have lurve???

Well, this is something that would have been nice to know before I told my ISP to fuck off, sold my six-slot toaster and joined the People's Popular Amish Army.

How can I bring peace to America through forced detechnologicalization when my mind is always wistful, dreaming of the threadbuds that might have been?

I must speak with Gen. Josiah and see if he will grant me a three-day tech pass.


Also,

To all of you.

 

[intothewoods]

Hold it. I have friends AND cyber stalkers??

*raises hand*

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

*raises hand*

You're just hung over from cake, salmon, and Caffe Fiore.

 

[Cautious_Eli]

Wow, I haven't been around much in the last year, but clearly DGE is the guy to know.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Wow, I haven't been around much in the last year, but clearly DGE is the guy to know.

Welcome back.

Oh yes! You know. In sort of that "sullen, depressed asshole" kind of way that people find so endearing.

 

[intothewoods]

You're just hung over from cake, salmon, and Caffe Fiore.

I wish!

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Oh take it from an expert; people don't find that endearing.

I'm guessing you make up for it in other ways.

Is it cookies? cuz if it's something as simple as baked goods, i'm gonna hafta steal your recipes.

It's the jaunty beret.

 

[sheablue]

It's the jaunty beret.

Berets are hawt.

(ok, they're not, at all, but this is a supportive we love DGE no matter if he's wearing that weird jaunty beret again, right?)

 

[Dianthus]

Berets are hawt.

(ok, they're not, at all, but this is a supportive we love DGE no matter if he's wearing that weird jaunty beret again, right?)

Right. Even if it's a raspberry beret, the kind you find in a second-hand store. And even if he sings about it.

 

[FloggingMolly]

An oldie but a goodie...

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

An oldie but a goodie...

Awwwww, damn. Thanks, Mol. How lucky I am to know and have known such fine and caring people. (Also, I had two pieces of bacon today, so it just keeps improving...)

 

[cascadiabound]

Awwwww, damn. Thanks, Mol. How lucky I am to know and have known such fine and caring people. (Also, I had two pieces of bacon today, so it just keeps improving...)

Meet ya at the Spar...(you can even wear your baret luv) and I'll buy you an old fashioned milk shake.

{Nice thread you got here}

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[FloggingMolly]

Ah, so this is where the boot lickers hang out. Make room, make room.

It's how he keeps them so shiny!

 

[Farawyn]

Oh.
Oh no.
Good Lord.

Where is that apricot scrubbed hunk of man bro?

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Meet ya at the Spar...(you can even wear your baret luv) and I'll buy you an old fashioned milk shake.

{Nice thread you got here}

I'll buy you coffee until you're so jittery you can't Lit.

Ah, so this is where the boot lickers hang out. Make room, make room.

That DGE has a healthy love of boot lickers and bootleg liquors.

It's how he keeps them so shiny!

"So shines a licked boot in a weary world" - Willy Wonka

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Oh.
Oh no.
Good Lord.

Where is that apricot scrubbed hunk of man bro?

Lately I've moved to Billy Jealousy LiquidSand Exfoliating Face Cleanser. Why? Because Billy Jealousy LiquidSand has a powerful formula that cleanses thoroughly, removing dead surface skin cells, dirt and related grime without overdrying skin. I also like that its lactic acid helps reduce the appearance of fine lines and photo damage from the sun - and of course it's gentle enough for daily use!

 

[Farawyn]

Lately I've moved to Billy Jealousy LiquidSand Exfoliating Face Cleanser. Why? Because Billy Jealousy LiquidSand has a powerful formula that cleanses thoroughly, removing dead surface skin cells, dirt and related grime without overdrying skin. I also like that its lactic acid helps reduce the appearance of fine lines and photo damage from the sun - and of course it's gentle enough for daily use!

Okay. That's your ass?
What do you use for your face?

 

[ToPleaseHim]

Room for one more in here?

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Okay. That's your ass?
What do you use for your face?

It's a paste of bear grease, apple cider vinegar, sassafras root and pulverized oyster shells. You leave it on until you feel really rural.

Room for one more in here?

I've been meaning to say thank you for modding. Mods don't get thanked enough. I know full well it can be a pain in the avs. If I saw you on a plane going to coach and I was in first class, I would think about giving you my first class seat, and saying, "thank you for your service," even though I probably wouldn't do it. I might at least give you the small hot towels they give you sometimes (I would give it to you unused).

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[ToPleaseHim]

I've been meaning to say thank you for modding. Mods don't get thanked enough. I know full well it can be a pain in the avs. If I saw you on a plane going to coach and I was in first class, I would think about giving you my first class seat, and saying, "thank you for your service," even though I probably wouldn't do it. I might at least give you the small hot towels they give you sometimes (I would give it to you unused).

It's often thankless, but we've got a good crowd in here.

I'm not sure I'd say no to your used small hot towel...

 

[FloggingMolly]

Some troll accused us all of being his boot lickers imagining we were all cozying up to be his 'special girls'. It made a few of us giggle. The idea we cannot have friendships across genders is so passé and father depressing.

Jealousy is so ugly sometimes. Everyone loves DGE because he's got class, and doesn't treat every woman here as a potential sex partner. It must be hard for trolls to understand that.