The DGE appreciation thread

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[cascadiabound]

Jealousy is so ugly sometimes. Everyone loves DGE because he's got class, and doesn't treat every woman here as a potential sex partner. It must be hard for trolls to understand that.

Exactly this.

Where is the line for boot licking?

 

[Eva_Star]

ha. I always thought, from the title, that DGE was some subsect of bdsm that I had never heard of.

DGE is people! (singular)

Interesting. I've never met you, DGE, but if you are amazing enough to warrant an appreciation thread here at lit, you must be ok.

 

[cascadiabound]

ha. I always thought, from the title, that DGE was some subsect of bdsm that I had never heard of.

DGE is people! (singular)

Interesting. I've never met you, DGE, but if you are amazing enough to warrant an appreciation thread here at lit, you must be ok.

Ha. That's hilarious.
Now let's see. DGE as an acronym for a subset of BDSM?

Dungeon Garrett Exhibitionism?
Double Gear Exposure?
Daddy's​ girl escapism?
Deliberate Grunge Exfoliation?
Desperate groping existentialism?
Dextrous good eliminations?

Hmmmm

 

[Eva_Star]

Ha. That's hilarious.
Now let's see. DGE as an acronym for a subset of BDSM?

Dungeon Garrett Exhibitionism?
Double Gear Exposure?
Daddy's​ girl escapism?
Deliberate Grunge Exfoliation?
Desperate groping existentialism?
Dextrous good eliminations?

Hmmmm

Ooh sign me up for Daddy's Girl Escapism 101 please!

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

It's often thankless, but we've got a good crowd in here.

I'm not sure I'd say no to your used small hot towel...

Used, clammy towels for all mods! Because they deserve it - and it's the green choice.

Some troll accused us all of being his boot lickers imagining we were all cozying up to be his 'special girls'. It made a few of us giggle. The idea we cannot have friendships across genders is so passé and father depressing.

It's all fun and games until society comes crashing down. I can only quote the words of J. B. Sanford in 1911:

"Woman is woman. She can not unsex herself or change her sphere. Let her be content with her lot and perform those high duties intended for her by the Great Creator, and she will accomplish far more ... than she can ever accomplish by mixing up in the dirty pool of [cross-gender friendships]."

He really nails it.

Jealousy is so ugly sometimes. Everyone loves DGE because he's got class, and doesn't treat every woman here as a potential sex partner. It must be hard for trolls to understand that.

Sometimes at the gym, he wipes down the weight machines even if he's hardly sweating at all, and there aren't many people there, and it's unlikely anyone will soon use that machine.

They say character is what you do when no one is sweating, or whatever, and DGE embodies that in a way that shows he just gets it.

ha. I always thought, from the title, that DGE was some subsect of bdsm that I had never heard of.

DGE is people! (singular)

Interesting. I've never met you, DGE, but if you are amazing enough to warrant an appreciation thread here at lit, you must be ok.

DeepSoylentGreen is a profound and prescient film, and it makes me nervous about the spirulina I'm putting in my smoothies.

I appreciate your words but (shhh) I don't warrant it. It was started by redslady, who so many people here remember fondly. She went toe-to-toe with cancer and lost. That she would start a thread for someone else while literally fighting for her life - well.



Now I so want a soylent green smoothie, fresh from the overcrowded streets of our dystopian future.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Ha. That's hilarious.
Now let's see. DGE as an acronym for a subset of BDSM?

Dungeon Garrett Exhibitionism?
Double Gear Exposure?
Daddy's​ girl escapism?
Deliberate Grunge Exfoliation?
Desperate groping existentialism?
Dextrous good eliminations?

Hmmmm

I was really into Deliberate Grunge Exfoliation. Nirvanapricot scrub is a cruel lubricant. Pick one from each column:

COLUMN D:
Dominant
Daddy
Discipline
Demeaning
Doggie
de Sade
Deforestation
Dermatological
Dental
Debasement
Degradation
Digital
Delayed
Dagger
Dungeon
Diaper
Dollbaby
Diaphragm
Dr. Who
Discretionary
Dijon
Dumpling
Danish
Decaf

COLUMN G:
Glorification
Goat
Genital
Gluteal
Girl
G-spot
Gouda
Gestation
Geriatric
Gondola
Gag
Group
Guilt
Gratification
Gumby
Gluten-free
Geyser
God
Granola
Ghostwriting
Gender
Gratitude
Gettysburg
Gazpacho
Grits

COLUMN E:
Empowerment
Elevation
Encumbrance
Evasion
Education
Enactment
Exaltation
Emoting
Entertainment
Enslavement
Exercise
Exchange
Exorcism
Extrication
Electrostimulation
Effacement
Embarrassment
Etiquette
Earmarking
Exhibitionism
Encasement
Eradication
Edgeplay

 

[cascadiabound]

Delayed Gratification Etiquette

Passing you a bottle of apricot exfoliating scrub

 

[Farawyn]

I was really into Deliberate Grunge Exfoliation. Nirvanapricot scrub is a cruel lubricant. Pick one from each column:

COLUMN D:
Dominant
Daddy
Discipline
Demeaning
Doggie
de Sade
Deforestation
Dermatological
Dental
Debasement
Degradation
Digital
Delayed
Dagger
Dungeon
Diaper
Dollbaby
Diaphragm
Dr. Who
Discretionary
Dijon
Dumpling
Danish
Decaf

COLUMN G:
Glorification
Goat
Genital
Gluteal
Girl
G-spot
Gouda
Gestation
Geriatric
Gondola
Gag
Group
Guilt
Gratification
Gumby
Gluten-free
Geyser
God
Granola
Ghostwriting
Gender
Gratitude
Gettysburg
Gazpacho
Grits

COLUMN E:
Empowerment
Elevation
Encumbrance
Evasion
Education
Enactment
Exaltation
Emoting
Entertainment
Enslavement
Exercise
Exchange
Exorcism
Extrication
Electrostimulation
Effacement
Embarrassment
Etiquette
Earmarking
Exhibitionism
Encasement
Eradication
Edgeplay

You've given this way too much thought.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Delayed Gratification Etiquette

Passing you a bottle of apricot exfoliating scrub

Thanks. I had a hard day.

You've given this way too much thought.

I have kind of a long commute.

 

[FloggingMolly]

I was really into Deliberate Grunge Exfoliation. Nirvanapricot scrub is a cruel lubricant. Pick one from each column​ *snip*

And now the next 10 series of The Big Bang Theory have their episode names

 

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[cascadiabound]

Dumpling is one of my favourite words I think. I'm obviously hungry as I am stuck on dumpling and granola.

Dumpling granola encasement perhaps????

 

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[DeepGreenEyes]

Maybe you should consider changing up your transportation routine?

Sure switch to the train if that's an option.... Once or twice just to appreciate the car perhaps....

But also consider carpooling home, tied up in the trunk.

Just a thought.

Thank you for your commuting suggestions. Maybe if tied, I could pay less? I do various things while commuting. I have lotsa playlists. Right now I'm looping a playlist of summerish songs. I do audio books, from audible and the public library app. Podcasts (I like the Unmistakable Creative). Call friends. NPR. Compose poetry. Sports radio. Have conversations out loud with people I never got to have it out with. I used to listen to crazy alt-right evangelical radio, but since they now run our nation, I'm less inclined to find them interesting, and more inclined to roar and drive down an embankment, so I don't listen to those bastards anymore. Lately I think of words that start with D, G and E.

Do you commute? I don't remember you ever mentioning that. If not, what do you do to entertain your brain on long solo drives?

And now the next 10 series of The Big Bang Theory have their episode names

DREAM JOB.

Dumpling is one of my favourite words I think. I'm obviously hungry as I am stuck on dumpling and granola.

It's inherently funny, isn't it? You can add "ling" to any one-syllable noun and it's at least a little bit amusing.

Dumpling granola encasement perhaps????

Sub encased in large dumpling
Granola as packing peanuts
Prevents breakage
Mailed to Chinese hippie restaurant
Hot.

Maybe. I could nibble my way out.

Today though I might just choose to stay encased .

The soy sauce acts as a security layer.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[AlwaysSoaked]

I have found DGE to always be a Dark Gentleman of Elegance. He has made time for me whenever I have asked him too, even if it was at an inconvenient time. I appreciate him thoroughly and send sweet wishes his way. Jenn

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

We are very close to one of my life dreams here.

But I do not like the idea of granola and soy sauce. Maybe if it's granola it should be like a lotus bun, with that sticky, chewy casing. Ortjd one with peanuts inside, that's delectable and surprising.

Life dreams??? Is this right?

You are right though: it's probably not a delightful combo. Few fusion places are serving granola dumplings - now.

Also, how have I never had a lotus bun? That sounds delicious. It also sounds like a minor Star Wars character, maybe Jar Jar Binks' HR director, who wrote him up that time for watching Shistavanen porn during that half-day where he was just fucking bored! Yes, there was an office potluck, and an NFL jersey contest with king-sized bags of M&Ms for face paint, but it was a brutal week, OK, and he just really, really wanted to think about fucking a Shistavanen, is that a crime?

Not much need for us stay at home parents to commute, but I did when I was a deli clerk.

I have ADD. So... I zen, or listen to whatever is on the radio, pray that my auto-pilot proves sufficient to get me there maybe... it invariably becomes a pointless blur that I can never clearly remember afterward.

But then... I never did try going home in anyone's trunk either.

I can dig it. Seems like the room-to-room commute market is underserved. The Audible 7-second book.

I'm really trying to go with the outbound commuting since November: America: Going home tied up in someone's Trump.

I have found DGE to always be a Dark Gentleman of Elegance. He has made time for me whenever I have asked him too, even if it was at an inconvenient time. I appreciate him thoroughly and send sweet wishes his way. Jenn

I appreciate you too! Wishing you zen, Jenn.

 

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[Keroin]

*waves*

*throws confetti*

*eats a cupcake*

 

[seela]

*waves*

*throws confetti*

*eats a cupcake*

OMG Keroin!!!! How have you been? Awesome that you popped around, you've been missed!

 

[cascadiabound]

Worked myself into the ground today.
DGE would have some sage advice no doubt.

drink water
Stop before you are beat
Notice the green around you.​

Or something

I think I need a cupcake. Chocolate please.
And a daddy Dom massage.

just saying...no expectations...​

Oh and Kerion! I know you from your posts...but I doubt you recognize me... nonetheless it is lovely to see you. I hope you are well.
I'll share my haul of cupcakes.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

*waves*

*throws confetti*

*eats a cupcake*

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU!!?!!!?


First Molly returns from self-imposed exile, then K?! I sense yet another superhero group film in the offing.

[Yes, cascadia, K would be among the prime candidate to hook you up with cupcakes...)

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Omg, get the lotus bun! My favourite is probably char sui bau ( barbecue pork bun) though, cloud like and light, meaty and sweet and savoury, filling and satisfying, a delicious stomach sized happiness ( but I have eaten three to my self ) .

Dim sum is happiness.

If you were a closer big brother type friend I'd tell you about the dumpling thing but you aren't

There's some powerful drool in that endorsement. I shall go forth and find a lotus bun! (I'm not sure where, but lotus just assume they are around me and yet unidentified.)

10-16 flights of stairs on a typical morning....

I think this sounds like an old, rejected Monty Python sketch.