The Fraken-poem

[todski28]

Is it backed up already?

Where's 12oh with the plunger.....

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Is it backed up already?

I'm afraid RL intervened on someones part

 

[UnderYourSpell]

I see the natives are getting restless soooooooooo.............
Ladies and Gentlemen I present to you for your delectation
.
The Ass Temple
.
So here I am on bended knee
Knight templed 'tween twinned pillars so divine
Gateway to your sacred Ass
Prayers sent behind cupped hand
Mouth to furry ear
Oh Good God,
Bottom! What light doth break?
What rose's strange perfume ist this?
.
That makes loins swell and ache
For puckered chamber dark and deep
Inviting in its gape
A pleasure known to daring few
Yet mine to freely take
If I but dare to follow
Divinity in its wake
.
divinity that has me awake at night
sweat my anticipation
in wrung out beads
the way it consumes in heat
how the lubrication takes away friction
how in this temple I could just take
a moment to slake
this dire need
wander the halls and chant
like some monk that is about to break
a chaste drought in
.
a manner deemed inappropriate
by those outside this faith,
What care I for the views of
apostate? The blasphemous?
For the opinion of heretics and
infidels? Here...in this place...we
have been chosen---tested,

Come...bend your knees and show
us how you genuflect, before
the altar of this temple, before
your brethren, male and female,
show us
.
your offering, your want
so delicately phrased, so rounded,
and open your heart that we
may enter and know the truth
of your words. Truth cannot be
spoken until your need surges up
from the hidden center of your core.
So, now dear supplicant present
and plead without reservation.
Then and only then, your ass
shall be worthy and the gods
magnanimously, will save it for you.
.
.
So there you go I've separated each persons section although of course it reads better without, but you need to guess who wrote what

 

[Trixareforkids]

My guess

1. UYS/Butters
2. Me, pretty obviously
3.Champ
4. UYS/Butters
5.Todski

 

[UnderYourSpell]

My guess

1. UYS/Butters
2. Me, pretty obviously
3.Champ
4. UYS/Butters
5.Todski

Trixxxxxxxxxxxxx nooooo don't own up !!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Trixareforkids]

Trixxxxxxxxxxxxx nooooo don't own up !!!!!!!!!!!

The list is too small for subterfuge, and I wasn't disguising my style this time, so it is rather obvious.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

The list is too small for subterfuge, and I wasn't disguising my style this time, so it is rather obvious.

:caning:

 

[champagne1982]

:caning:

I'm not coming clean at all but I will tell Trixie that she's got me wrong .

 

[Trixareforkids]

I'm not coming clean at all but I will tell Trixie that she's got me wrong .

So, what are your guesses?
Hey, somebody had to guess first.
Champagne, help me out, did you have me pegged?

 

[Trixareforkids]

:caning:

And you, get a fistful of hair while you're at it, but be prepared, I bite back.

 

[todski28]

1)uys
2) trix
3) champ or me
4) butters
5) champ or me

What happened to remec? Hope my quip didn't have him pull the pin once again the mingle of style has created such an interesting piece it ties together so well.

Now that would be a taboo I would gladly sink into

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Perhaps I should tell you who participated, what do you think?

 

[todski28]

Perhaps I should tell you who participated, what do you think?

I think that would help

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Okay here in no particular order are the Authors of The Ass Temple;
todski28
Remec
Trixareforkids
champagne1982
butters

 

[Trixareforkids]

Okay here in no particular order are the Authors of The Ass Temple;
todski28
Remec
Trixareforkids
champagne1982
butters

LOL! Great trick btw. I thought for sure you were pulling my leg.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

LOL! Great trick btw. I thought for sure you were pulling my leg.

About what? Not writing?

 

[butters]

I see the natives are getting restless soooooooooo.............
Ladies and Gentlemen I present to you for your delectation
.
The Ass Temple
.
So here I am on bended knee
Knight templed 'tween twinned pillars so divine
Gateway to your sacred Ass
Prayers sent behind cupped hand
Mouth to furry ear
Oh Good God,
Bottom! What light doth break?
What rose's strange perfume ist this?
.
That makes loins swell and ache
For puckered chamber dark and deep
Inviting in its gape
A pleasure known to daring few
Yet mine to freely take
If I but dare to follow
Divinity in its wake
.
divinity that has me awake at night
sweat my anticipation
in wrung out beads
the way it consumes in heat
how the lubrication takes away friction
how in this temple I could just take
a moment to slake
this dire need
wander the halls and chant
like some monk that is about to break
a chaste drought in
.
a manner deemed inappropriate
by those outside this faith,
What care I for the views of
apostate? The blasphemous?
For the opinion of heretics and
infidels? Here...in this place...we
have been chosen---tested,

Come...bend your knees and show
us how you genuflect, before
the altar of this temple, before
your brethren, male and female,
show us
.
your offering, your want
so delicately phrased, so rounded,
and open your heart that we
may enter and know the truth
of your words. Truth cannot be
spoken until your need surges up
from the hidden center of your core.
So, now dear supplicant present
and plead without reservation.
Then and only then, your ass
shall be worthy and the gods
magnanimously, will save it for you.
.
.
So there you go I've separated each persons section although of course it reads better without, but you need to guess who wrote what

this is fun

thanks, annie, for pulling it all together

sooo, guesses... participants tods, trix, remec, champs, myself. that means someone's doubled up. hmmn.

remec/butters
trix - duh, lol
tods
champs
remec
tods/butters

 

[HarryHill]

I see the natives are getting restless soooooooooo.............
Ladies and Gentlemen I present to you for your delectation
.
The Ass Temple
.
So here I am on bended knee
Knight templed 'tween twinned pillars so divine
Gateway to your sacred Ass
Prayers sent behind cupped hand
Mouth to furry ear
Oh Good God,
Bottom! What light doth break?
What rose's strange perfume ist this?
.
That makes loins swell and ache
For puckered chamber dark and deep
Inviting in its gape
A pleasure known to daring few
Yet mine to freely take
If I but dare to follow
Divinity in its wake
.
divinity that has me awake at night
sweat my anticipation
in wrung out beads
the way it consumes in heat
how the lubrication takes away friction
how in this temple I could just take
a moment to slake
this dire need
wander the halls and chant
like some monk that is about to break
a chaste drought in
.
a manner deemed inappropriate
by those outside this faith,
What care I for the views of
apostate? The blasphemous?
For the opinion of heretics and
infidels? Here...in this place...we
have been chosen---tested,

Come...bend your knees and show
us how you genuflect, before
the altar of this temple, before
your brethren, male and female,
show us
.
your offering, your want
so delicately phrased, so rounded,
and open your heart that we
may enter and know the truth
of your words. Truth cannot be
spoken until your need surges up
from the hidden center of your core.
So, now dear supplicant present
and plead without reservation.
Then and only then, your ass
shall be worthy and the gods
magnanimously, will save it for you.
.
.
So there you go I've separated each persons section although of course it reads better without, but you need to guess who wrote what

Wow, I LIKE IT!... but
looks pretty seamless, as if one person wrote it not 6?
not a clue who well done poets

 

[champagne1982]

So here I am on bended knee
Knight templed 'tween twinned pillars so divine
Gateway to your sacred Ass
Prayers sent behind cupped hand
Mouth to furry ear
Oh Good God,
Bottom! What light doth break?
What rose's strange perfume ist this?

butters/champ
_________________
That makes loins swell and ache
For puckered chamber dark and deep
Inviting in its gape
A pleasure known to daring few
Yet mine to freely take
If I but dare to follow
Divinity in its wake

Trixie, duh! (or is she dissembling?)
_________________
divinity that has me awake at night
sweat my anticipation
in wrung out beads
the way it consumes in heat
how the lubrication takes away friction
how in this temple I could just take
a moment to slake
this dire need
wander the halls and chant
like some monk that is about to break
a chaste drought in

todski/champ
_________________
a manner deemed inappropriate
by those outside this faith,
What care I for the views of
apostate? The blasphemous?
For the opinion of heretics and
infidels? Here...in this place...we
have been chosen---tested,

Come...bend your knees and show
us how you genuflect, before
the altar of this temple, before
your brethren, male and female,
show us

Remec/Champ
_________________

your offering, your want
so delicately phrased, so rounded,
and open your heart that we
may enter and know the truth
of your words. Truth cannot be
spoken until your need surges up
from the hidden center of your core.
So, now dear supplicant present
and plead without reservation.
Then and only then, your ass
shall be worthy and the gods
magnanimously, will save it for you.

Trixie/champ
_________________

 

[UnderYourSpell]

No doubling up, 5 verses 5 poets, someone put a gap in one of the verses

 

[todski28]

Now I'm totally screwed


Try this then

1) champ
2) trix
3)me
4) butters
5) remec

 

[champagne1982]

Now I'm totally screwed


Try this then

1) champ
2) trix
3)me
4) butters
5) remec

or maybe you only have one right!

 

[Trixareforkids]

or maybe you only have one right!

1. Butters
2. Trix
3. Tod
4. Remec
5. Champ

How's that?

 

[UnderYourSpell]

A couple of people have got it right

 

[todski28]

A couple of people have got it right

remind me never to play any game with you that involves you having any power coz im sure to hell it would frustrate the living beejesus out of me