The Intellectual Sexiness Test

[bobsgirl]

Leave it to you, sir P to get my imagination fired up on a Monday morning.

 

[pleasteasme]

You know, you get a much better buy on those goods if you just know where to shop!

Speaking of riding crops....

I happened across a farm and fleet store yesterday while making my way back through Wisconsin after dropping off #3 for the summer, and found this:

 

[museofdragon]

My results

You have an intellectual sexiness factor of 91!

Who am I to give you advice? You already know everything you need to know, and if there's something you don't know, you're eager to check it out. You are among the few special minds in the world that are truly free, totally creative, and absolutely sexy. The downside is, it's hard to find partners who can keep up with your quick, vigorously sexy mind. You often find yourself bored with anything less than exciting sex, and only those who equal your intellect, your openess, and your creativity can provide that excitment. You're an avid reader, a deep thinking, and a sexually liberated person. You enjoy learning for its own sake just as much as you enjoy sex for pleasure's own sake. Your partner, if he or she is able to keep up with you, is extremely lucky to have you.

 

[eudaemonia]

I happened across a farm and fleet store yesterday while making my way back through Wisconsin after dropping off #3 for the summer, and found <snip>

Check.

Until I came to Lit, I would have never in a million years figured that merely driving by a hardware store could be so erotically Pavlovian:

{N.B. Apologies to mcmaster (dot) com. }

 

[wicked woman]

OMG! I come home from work and find Yank's crop and eudaemonia's reminder of the chain trick. Give a woman a break...especially when she just got an order regarding orgasm denial.

 

[Torch_of_Eros]

Another Hot Tamale - 77

 

[midwestyankee]

Check.

Until I came to Lit, I would have never in a million years figured that merely driving by a hardware store could be so erotically Pavlovian:

{N.B. Apologies to mcmaster (dot) com. }

Nice links!

 

[bluedesire]

Another Hot Tamale, score 75

 

[eudaemonia]

orgasm denial

Stop that. You'll go blind.

 

[wicked woman]

Stop that. You'll go blind.

nah nah that's if I masturbate too much. See he's really just trying to be helpful


and what's with that AV? Interesting change.

 

[midwestyankee]

nah nah that's if I masturbate too much. See he's really just trying to be helpful


and what's with that AV? Interesting change.

No doubt he's doing your eyesight some long-term good, indeed. Now, I hope that there will be a reward for continued orgasm denial.

 

[wicked woman]

No doubt he's doing your eyesight some long-term good, indeed. Now, I hope that there will be a reward for continued orgasm denial.

Definitely and saving me the cost of loads of carrots too!

Oh trust me, I always get rewarded for good behaviour...I'm just rewarded when and how he desires.

 

[eudaemonia]

nah nah that's if I masturbate too much. See he's really just trying to be helpful

Sorry, he's ... a bit tied up at the moment.

 

[sexyfllady42]

It has to be flawed

I'm new to this site, new to this type of environment and really am a virgin compared to most folks here. This test scored me at 99%. I tell you it has to be flawed. Thanks for the link, the results put a smile on my face!

 

[wicked woman]

Sorry, he's ... a bit tied up at the moment.

Clearly you misunderstood...he wouldn't be caught dead tied up...nor would I wish that.

 

[eudaemonia]

Clearly you misunderstood...he wouldn't be caught dead tied up...nor would I wish that.

I beg to differ: He was last seen pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed and numbered, and then imprisoned in The Village.

 

[M's girl]

I'm new to this site, new to this type of environment and really am a virgin compared to most folks here. This test scored me at 99%. I tell you it has to be flawed. Thanks for the link, the results put a smile on my face!

Oh, what the heck, you had fun, and like with sex, that's all that matters! Welcome to Lit!

 

[christabelll]

72 % hehehehe
Hot Tamale indeed....
why oh why can my SO gobble it up and give it back in the form of a hard dick and lots of foreplay?

 

[mark197205]

Apparently I'm an inferno too, with a score of 88, and 99% on sexiness, I guess that text I got for my birthday from Sulk was spot on after-all...

 

[glynndah]

Your Score!Intellectual Inferno
You have an intellectual sexiness factor of 88!

Who am I to give you advice? You already know everything you need to
know, and if there's something you don't know, you're eager to check it
out. You are among the few special minds in the world that are truly
free, totally creative, and absolutely sexy. The downside is, it's hard
to find partners who can keep up with your quick, vigorously sexy mind.
You often find yourself bored with anything less than exciting sex, and
only those who equal your intellect, your openess, and your creativity
can provide that excitment. You're an avid reader, a deep thinking, and
a sexually liberated person. You enjoy learning for its own sake just
as much as you enjoy sex for pleasure's own sake.
Your partner, if he or she is able to keep up with you, is extremely
lucky to have you.

For all of you wondering what the good little witch was good at....

 

[midwestyankee]

Your Score!Intellectual Inferno
You have an intellectual sexiness factor of 88!

<snip>

For all of you wondering what the good little witch was good at....

We also know something else that the good little witch is quite good at doing: writing.

 

[Sarojaede]

Your score: Intellectual Inferno

You have an intellectual sexiness factor of 89!

Who am I to give you advice? You already know everything you need to know, and if there's something you don't know, you're eager to check it out. You are among the few special minds in the world that are truly free, totally creative, and absolutely sexy. The downside is, it's hard to find partners who can keep up with your quick, vigorously sexy mind. You often find yourself bored with anything less than exciting sex, and only those who equal your intellect, your openess, and your creativity can provide that excitment. You're an avid reader, a deep thinking, and a sexually liberated person. You enjoy learning for its own sake just as much as you enjoy sex for pleasure's own sake. Your partner, if he or she is able to keep up with you, is extremely lucky to have you.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 99% on sexiness

 

[silverwhisper]

allow me to register my utter lack of surprise, SJ. :>

ed

 

[Mazuri]

Your Score: Hot Tamale
You have an intellectual sexiness factor of 76!

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 61% on sexiness

hmm....kinda middle of the road

 

[Yang4yin]

Hmmm...

You have an intellectual sexiness factor of 67!
You scored higher than 99% on sexiness.

I guess that's not too bad.