The Intellectual Sexiness Test

:) 74% :) - Considering that I work mostly on a theoretical basis ... not bad either if I may say so. ;)

It was fun. Thanks for sharing the link!

Bella :rose:
 
You have an intellectual sexiness factor of 82!

"Ditto on the discription"!

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 87% on sexiness.

Wow I'm more interlectually sexy than I thought.
 
You have an intellectual sexiness factor of 70!

You're hot! You've read a lot. You've done a lot, and there's a lot
you'd like to try in the future. You've got a sharp, sexy mind, and few
inhibitions to restrain you from exploring all the pleasure you can
get. You have few hang-ups, and there's not much you don't know about
sex. You're open-minded and able to enjoy things that would make a
lesser person squeamish. You're an exceptional treat as a lover,
appreciated greatly by those who know the differnce. You were probably
bored with a few of the people you've been with in your past, feeling
like you had to drag them along with you in the sexual adventures you
want to have, and probably dumping them for the same reason. It takes a
lot to stimulate you; you realize it's not just about bumping uglies.
In the end there's gotta be a lot more to it.
Still, there is always room for improvement. Before you can graduate
into a true sexual genius, there are a few things you've got to learn,
to explore, to think through, talk through, and fuck through. A good
place to start is in taking a look at the few things you're still a
little hesitant to try. Break down you're last few barriers and
discover the outer sexual frontiers, and you'll become a master.

You scored higher than 99% on sexiness (With 70 points? How does that work?)

(I was confident I would score high. :cool: )
 
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I'm curious as to where this photo was taken, Yank. I've never heard of a farm and fleet store but that sure is a nice desk they have there. ;)

midwestyankee said:
Speaking of riding crops....

I happened across a farm and fleet store yesterday while making my way back through Wisconsin after dropping off #3 for the summer, and found this:

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Cathleen said:
I'm curious as to where this photo was taken, Yank. I've never heard of a farm and fleet store but that sure is a nice desk they have there. ;)
Well, Cathleen, you're a city girl, born and bred so it's not surprising that you know little about farm and fleet stores. Picture, if you will, your typical Wal/K/Target megamart - the type that takes up fourteen acres in a formerly idyllic suburban or urban space. They have everything there it seems. Now add in store sections with equipment for raising farm animals, putting up livestock fences, and keeping the corn rising to the sun. That's your farm and fleet store.

Oh, and they have a nice little section of goodies for people who ride horses, too. :devil:
 
Intellectual Sexyness Prowess (as if): 82

Blah, blah, blah and all the other stuff...

Is this supposed to be an average value or should every Litsters start getting really, really happy for being above average persons? :devil:
 
Actually I thought some of the questions and/or the four answer choices were pretty stupid, as in anti-intellectual. Oh well, it's always been hard for me to deal with the great unwashed crowds.

FWIW I got a 91
 
Qyron said:
Is this supposed to be an average value or should every Litsters start getting really, really happy for being above average persons? :devil:
That was my original intent in bringing it to the forum's attention. :catroar:

Of course, even over at okcupid.com, tests results are skewed due to self-selection. Those who would not want their scores revealed to anyone (even though you may manually choose to hide them) would likely shy away. Then there's the goody-goodies who can't imagine themselves even having sex with the lights on let alone taking a sex quiz on the *gasp* Internet.

I just looked at some of the recent test scores ... 60s and 70s. Liters are Liters for a reason. :cattail:

kirkat said:
Actually I thought some of the questions and/or the four answer choices were pretty stupid, as in anti-intellectual. Oh well, it's always been hard for me to deal with the great unwashed crowds.

With a score like yours, it might behoove you to learn to "play nice." :devil:
 
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ooh i got an 81%

It must be because I thought orgasms were necessary in all sexual encounters (bad southernsky. bad!) and when I started laughing about Denise's slithering manhood. Or whatever that question was.

BTW where did the chain trick thread go? *off to do a search*......
 
I was a bit disappointed considering all of the hype. Some of the questions were predictable and few meaningless and silly. My work life is very intellectual. I like a bit of "animal" and raw, uninhibited passion in my sex life :devil:
 
DrHappy said:
I was a bit disappointed considering all of the hype. Some of the questions were predictable and few meaningless and silly.

Hey, it's just a quiz on a dating site. :)

My work life is very intellectual. I like a bit of "animal" and raw, uninhibited passion in my sex life :devil:

Same with my work/sex life. That's why I posted the best test from all the (331) rest. ;)
 
OK, what's that URL, please

eudaemonia said:
So, I've discovered that while internet dating is about as slow as the non-interventionist sort, at least okcupid.com keeps you entertained while you cool your heels.

Of the scores and scores of quizzes one can possibly attempt, here's a test I thought was particularly well-written.

Now, I display my results here not to brag (well, a little :kiss:, who am I kidding today?) but to suggest that this is nothing compared to what I think some of y'alls here on Lit could score. Ye of fecundity, what sayeth?

I took the only test I saw and got this: no #

The Gentleman
Deliberate Gentle Love Master (DGLM)

Steady & mature. You are The Gentleman.

For anyone looking for an even-keeled, considerate lover, you're their man. You're sophisticated. You know what you want both in a relationship and outside of it. You have a substantial romantic side, and you're experienced enough sexually to handle yourself in that arena, too. Your future relationships will be long-lasting; you're classic "marrying material," a prize in the eyes of many.

It's possible that behind it all, you're a bit of a male slut. Your best friends know that in relationships you're fundamentally sex-driven. You're a safe, reliable guy, who does get laid. In a lot of ways, you're like a well-worn, comfortable pair of socks. Did you ever jack off into one of those? All the time.

Your exact male opposite:
The Last Man on Earth

Random Brutal Sex Dreamer
Your ideal mate is NOT a nut-job. She is giving and loving, like you, but also experienced. Avoid the The Battleaxe (DBLM) at all fucking costs.


CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor (DGLM), someone just like you.
 
You have an intellectual sexiness factor of 74!

You're hot! You've read a lot. You've done a lot, and there's a lot you'd like to try in the future. You've got a sharp, sexy mind, and few inhibitions to restrain you from exploring all the pleasure you can get. You have few hang-ups, and there's not much you don't know about sex. You're open-minded and able to enjoy things that would make a lesser person squeamish. You're an exceptional treat as a lover, appreciated greatly by those who know the differnce. You were probably bored with a few of the people you've been with in your past, feeling like you had to drag them along with you in the sexual adventures you want to have, and probably dumping them for the same reason. It takes a lot to stimulate you; you realize it's not just about bumping uglies. In the end there's gotta be a lot more to it. Still, there is always room for improvement. Before you can graduate into a true sexual genius, there are a few things you've got to learn, to explore, to think through, talk through, and fuck through. A good place to start is in taking a look at the few things you're still a little hesitant to try. Break down you're last few barriers and discover the outer sexual frontiers, and you'll become a master.
 
OK, Here's the URL and my score

Not too bad. Could be better.
The test is here:
http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=17048238509886995797

You have an intellectual sexiness factor of 77!

You're hot! You've read a lot. You've done a lot, and there's a lot you'd like to try in the future. You've got a sharp, sexy mind, and few inhibitions to restrain you from exploring all the pleasure you can get. You have few hang-ups, and there's not much you don't know about sex. You're open-minded and able to enjoy things that would make a lesser person squeamish. You're an exceptional treat as a lover, appreciated greatly by those who know the differnce. You were probably bored with a few of the people you've been with in your past, feeling like you had to drag them along with you in the sexual adventures you want to have, and probably dumping them for the same reason. It takes a lot to stimulate you; you realize it's not just about bumping uglies. In the end there's gotta be a lot more to it. Still, there is always room for improvement. Before you can graduate into a true sexual genius, there are a few things you've got to learn, to explore, to think through, talk through, and fuck through. A good place to start is in taking a look at the few things you're still a little hesitant to try. Break down you're last few barriers and discover the outer sexual frontiers, and you'll become a master.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 99% on sexiness
 
Your Score: Hot Tamale
You have an intellectual sexiness factor of 72

You're hot! You've read a lot. You've done a lot, and there's a lot you'd like to try in the future. You've got a sharp, sexy mind, and few inhibitions to restrain you from exploring all the pleasure you can get. You have few hang-ups, and there's not much you don't know about sex. You're open-minded and able to enjoy things that would make a lesser person squeamish.

You're an exceptional treat as a lover, appreciated greatly by those who know the differnce. You were probably bored with a few of the people you've been with in your past, feeling like you had to drag them along with you in the sexual adventures you want to have, and probably dumping them for the same reason. It takes a lot to stimulate you; you realize it's not just about bumping uglies. In the end there's gotta be a lot more to it.

Still, there is always room for improvement. Before you can graduate into a true sexual genius, there are a few things you've got to learn, to explore, to think through, talk through, and fuck through. A good place to start is in taking a look at the few things you're still a little hesitant to try. Break down you're last few barriers and discover the outer sexual frontiers, and you'll become a master.

You scored higher than 99% on sexiness.
 
HA! I wound up at 84% too. And 92% for my age.

I'm surprised too, I always thougth I was more emotional than intellectual. :cool:
 
must have been the slimy cock answer...

You have an intellectual sexiness factor of 75!

You're hot! You've read a lot. You've done a lot, and there's a lot you'd like to try in the future. You've got a sharp, sexy mind, and few inhibitions to restrain you from exploring all the pleasure you can get. You have few hang-ups, and there's not much you don't know about sex. You're open-minded and able to enjoy things that would make a lesser person squeamish. You're an exceptional treat as a lover, appreciated greatly by those who know the differnce. You were probably bored with a few of the people you've been with in your past, feeling like you had to drag them along with you in the sexual adventures you want to have, and probably dumping them for the same reason. It takes a lot to stimulate you; you realize it's not just about bumping uglies. In the end there's gotta be a lot more to it. Still, there is always room for improvement. Before you can graduate into a true sexual genius, there are a few things you've got to learn, to explore, to think through, talk through, and fuck through. A good place to start is in taking a look at the few things you're still a little hesitant to try. Break down you're last few barriers and discover the outer sexual frontiers, and you'll become a master.
 
Intellectual inferno: 83. Scored higher than 90 percent of my age and gender.

So what can I DO with that knowledge? ;)

SG
 
Oh, the young

I got a 77, but that's top 99% for an 18 year old. Pretty much us high school kids are just looking for a fuck. Considering I myself am a virgin, what does that say about me? Just waiting around for mes amis to just grow up, lol. def makes me feel better about THAT.
 
eudaemonia said:
So, I've discovered that while internet dating is about as slow as the non-interventionist sort, at least okcupid.com keeps you entertained while you cool your heels.

Of the scores and scores of quizzes one can possibly attempt, here's a test I thought was particularly well-written.

Now, I display my results here not to brag (well, a little :kiss:, who am I kidding today?) but to suggest that this is nothing compared to what I think some of y'alls here on Lit could score. Ye of fecundity, what sayeth?

You have an intellectual sexiness factor of 77!

You're hot! You've read a lot. You've done a lot, and there's a lot you'd like to try in the future. You've got a sharp, sexy mind, and few inhibitions to restrain you from exploring all the pleasure you can get. You have few hang-ups, and there's not much you don't know about sex. You're open-minded and able to enjoy things that would make a lesser person squeamish. You're an exceptional treat as a lover, appreciated greatly by those who know the differnce. You were probably bored with a few of the people you've been with in your past, feeling like you had to drag them along with you in the sexual adventures you want to have, and probably dumping them for the same reason. It takes a lot to stimulate you; you realize it's not just about bumping uglies. In the end there's gotta be a lot more to it. Still, there is always room for improvement. Before you can graduate into a true sexual genius, there are a few things you've got to learn, to explore, to think through, talk through, and fuck through. A good place to start is in taking a look at the few things you're still a little hesitant to try. Break down you're last few barriers and discover the outer sexual frontiers, and you'll become a master.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 99% on sexiness

I am amazed by this test!
 
test results

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<P>You're hot! You've read a lot. You've done a lot, and there's a lot you'd like to try in the future. You've got a sharp, sexy mind, and few inhibitions to restrain you from exploring all the pleasure you can get. You have few hang-ups, and there's not much you don't know about sex. You're open-minded and able to enjoy things that would make a lesser person squeamish. You're an exceptional treat as a lover, appreciated greatly by those who know the differnce. You were probably bored with a few of the people you've been with in your past, feeling like you had to drag them along with you in the sexual adventures you want to have, and probably dumping them for the same reason. It takes a lot to stimulate you; you realize it's not just about bumping uglies. In the end there's gotta be a lot more to it. Still, there is always room for improvement. Before you can graduate into a true sexual genius, there are a few things you've got to learn, to explore, to think through, talk through, and fuck through. A good place to start is in taking a look at the few things you're still a little hesitant to try. Break down you're last few barriers and discover the outer sexual frontiers, and you'll become a master. </P></DIV><table cellpadding=20><tr><td><!--t-->Link: <a href='http://www.okcupid.com/tests/17048238509886995797/Intellectual-Sexiness'>The Intellectual Sexiness Test</a> written by <a href='http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=dr_eros'>dr_eros</a> on <a href='http://www.okcupid.com'>OkCupid</a>, home of the <a href='http://www.okcupid.com/online.dating.persona.test'>The Dating Persona Test<!--/t--></a></td></tr></table>
 
You have an intellectual sexiness factor of 68!

You're hot! You've read a lot. You've done a lot, and there's a lot you'd like to try in the future. You've got a sharp, sexy mind, and few inhibitions to restrain you from exploring all the pleasure you can get. You have few hang-ups, and there's not much you don't know about sex. You're open-minded and able to enjoy things that would make a lesser person squeamish. You're an exceptional treat as a lover, appreciated greatly by those who know the differnce. You were probably bored with a few of the people you've been with in your past, feeling like you had to drag them along with you in the sexual adventures you want to have, and probably dumping them for the same reason. It takes a lot to stimulate you; you realize it's not just about bumping uglies. In the end there's gotta be a lot more to it. Still, there is always room for improvement. Before you can graduate into a true sexual genius, there are a few things you've got to learn, to explore, to think through, talk through, and fuck through. A good place to start is in taking a look at the few things you're still a little hesitant to try. Break down you're last few barriers and discover the outer sexual frontiers, and you'll become a master.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 99% on sexiness


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