The Intellectual Sexiness Test

[Disrupted]

Inexperience does not appear to be reflected well.

Amusing stuff, nonetheless. Worth a chuckle in the face of lacking confidence.

 

[Straight-8]

Undoubtedly I am not intellectually sexy since the real puzzle for me is how to equate the score with the percentage??

I scored an ISF of 79 on the test but I am informed that "You scored higher than 99% on sexiness". Is it only because I come from a pathetic generation of non-sexy people (how could those of us from the 'free-love' generation go down to such ignominious defeat!)?

 

[helix27]

You have an intellectual sexiness factor of 83!

Who am I to give you advice? You already know everything you need to know, and if there's something you don't know, you're eager to check it out. You are among the few special minds in the world that are truly free, totally creative, and absolutely sexy. The downside is, it's hard to find partners who can keep up with your quick, vigorously sexy mind. You often find yourself bored with anything less than exciting sex, and only those who equal your intellect, your openess, and your creativity can provide that excitment. You're an avid reader, a deep thinking, and a sexually liberated person. You enjoy learning for its own sake just as much as you enjoy sex for pleasure's own sake. Your partner, if he or she is able to keep up with you, is extremely lucky to have you.

there ya go...

 

[Jezebel77]

That Jez is one hot tamale!!

My score on The Intellectual Sexiness Test: 71


"You're hot! You've read a lot. You've done a lot, and there's a lot you'd like to try in the future. You've got a sharp, sexy mind, and few inhibitions to restrain you from exploring all the pleasure you can get. You have few hang-ups, and there's not much you don't know about sex. You're open-minded and able to enjoy things that would make a lesser person squeamish.

You're an exceptional treat as a lover, appreciated greatly by those who know the differnce. You were probably bored with a few of the people you've been with in your past, feeling like you had to drag them along with you in the sexual adventures you want to have, and probably dumping them for the same reason. It takes a lot to stimulate you; you realize it's not just about bumping uglies. In the end there's gotta be a lot more to it.

Still, there is always room for improvement. Before you can graduate into a true sexual genius, there are a few things you've got to learn, to explore, to think through, talk through, and fuck through. A good place to start is in taking a look at the few things you're still a little hesitant to try. Break down you're last few barriers and discover the outer sexual frontiers, and you'll become a master."

 

[Rachel65]

You have an intellectual sexiness factor of 50!

I'm glad I'm adequate at something!

You're adequate when it comes the sexual intellect. You're more liberated than most, but you're also less liberated than most. You're a long way from the top, and in this day and age of sexual freedom, that's not too good. You're fun in bed, sex is a pleasure with you, but if you'd free your mind a little more you could be fantastic. Study up on sex. Read everything you can on it, manuals, magazine articles, porn. Talk with the opposite sex about it. Experiment, grow, develop. Become a red hot lover from the inside out. It's not about how you look, it's about how you think. Figure out what's sexy and become it.

 

[Noor]

I got the hot tamale one too. I sent it off to a less experienced friend who I suspect will score higher than I, and they'll like that

 

[Hail27]

You have an intellectual sexiness factor of 79!

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 83% on sexiness

Good test!