The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXVII: You're Welcome, Fuckers

I don’t know what it is about me. I’m happy being middle class and earning my six figures. I work harder than everyone around me. But I have no respect for clowns in the upper class who do fuck all.
Wow, I'm jelly at 6 figures. sheesh
 
New furnace installed. I don't understand the smart sensor thing seeing how my duct work doesn't have doors to close off air flow, but whatever.

Guess these new thermostats come with radar so they can see where you jerk off or something.
You'll be comfy cozy this winter.
 
I don’t know what it is about Kate Winslet but she can be the grumpiest cunt on the planet and I’m like, she’s still fucken hot
 

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If someone says they got a home warranty when buying a house just laugh at them

I think people have been quite polite about it considering the amount of whining you’ve been doing.

Who do you think is responsible for your house…. Your mommy?…. The House Fairy?…a “warranty” company?
 
Proper pastry with potato, cheese and onion. One of the blokes I work with, his wife makes it. I want him to divorce her and I'll marry her. I've brought a slab home to have with baked beans later but I'm still full I think. Maybe tomorrow. 🤣
Only a bit of bacon might make that pie better. But not too much.
 
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