The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXVII: You're Welcome, Fuckers

[girlsmiley]

You can?? I have the big robot arm thing. It just needs to be about 1/16th higher! I made a huge batch of Christmas cookies and kept prying up on the lift stand to get the bowl closer.. It still did fine, but it took 20 minutes to whip up the egg whites and I'm not a patient man.

Added to say: I've had my machine for a decade and didn't know that.

I swear to god bro.

Here’s the bloody video

 

[thør]

KitchenAids……

Decent machines….

 

[TwinkleStars]

I wish you'd stop telling me about your self-love sessions. No one ever needs to know that.

 

[phantom4533]

And just like that, it’s gone.

 

[silver gurl]

50 degrees today! Doesn’t happen in Quebec too much, this time of the year.

 

[silver gurl]

I swear to god bro.

Here’s the bloody video

Brilliant! I did not know this.

 

[schism666]

why is dwayne johnson the only man who can turn lesbians?








because rock beats scissors.

 

[thør]

 

[TwinkleStars]

To anyone reading this, please be careful tonight. If you have to go out drinking, have a designated driver to get you home safely. Better yet, stay home and get wasted.

I don't care what you do, just do it safely and responsibly. Don't drink and drive. You want to fuck up your life, have at it. Just don't take others down with you. No one ever wants to celebrate the New Year planning a funeral.

This is your public service announcement.

 

[Lance_Castro]

Suck shit Kohli you cock

And a hearty Fuck Off & Die to You!

Lol

 

[FataMorgana]

why is dwayne johnson the only man who can turn lesbians?








because rock beats scissors.

I don't get the attraction with him. Seems a bit of a simpleton.

 

[Noor]

I don't get the attraction with him. Seems a bit of a simpleton.

never heard of him.

 

[TwinkleStars]

To anyone reading this, please be careful tonight. If you have to go out drinking, have a designated driver to get you home safely. Better yet, stay home and get wasted.

I don't care what you do, just do it safely and responsibly. Don't drink and drive. You want to fuck up your life, have at it. Just don't take others down with you. No one ever wants to celebrate the New Year planning a funeral.

This is your public service announcement.

So others don't miss this.

 

[schism666]

never heard of him.

that's impossible.

 

[Sean]

Happy New Year, motherfuckers.

 

[thør]

Best wishes for all y’all for the new year.

Stay healthy!

 

[Sean]

Here's a collab that really shouldn't work, but it so fucking does:

 

[IrezumiKiss]

 

[BookishBabe0]

Always glad someone is feeling wonderful.

 

[silver gurl]

never heard of him.

The Rock

 

[Noor]

The Rock

Ah, and lesbians find him attractive?

 

[Noor]

Best wishes for all y’all for the new year.

Stay healthy!

Happy New Year!

 

[Noor]

Wow, no fireworks or gunshots!

 

[TwinkleStars]

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[Lance_Castro]

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Mimosas and telephone calls to friends here… happy new year!