The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXVII: You're Welcome, Fuckers

[TwinkleStars]

Next year, we'll all send you our gifts to wrap.

Wooohooooo!

I love wrapping and giving. It brings my heart a little joy.

 

[thør]

Saturday afternoon at the ER. Not planned.

 

[TwinkleStars]

Saturday afternoon at the ER. Not planned.

You alright??

 

[thør]

I am well, but my wife tripped and face planted on the sidewalk. Thankfully, nothing is broken other than some skin. She’s hurting for sure. No stitches, just glue.

 

[thør]

You alright??

All safe and sound at home. She's gonna be hurting like heck in the morning.

 

[Lazaran]

I am well, but my wife tripped and face planted on the sidewalk. Thankfully, nothing is broken other than some skin. She’s hurting for sure. No stitches, just glue.

Damn.

Normally the knees and the hands / wrists take the hit with falls like that.

 

[thør]

Damn.

Normally the knees and the hands / wrists take the hit with falls like that.

Knees, hands, and other parts are bruised. She broke a wrist maybe 30 years ago and learned a little about landing during a fall.

 

[girlsmiley]

Sometimes I think about the wonder that was INXS and then I hear Beautiful Girl again and go oh now I remember why they were so good

 

[girlsmiley]

And then there’s this

 

[TwinkleStars]

I am well, but my wife tripped and face planted on the sidewalk. Thankfully, nothing is broken other than some skin. She’s hurting for sure. No stitches, just glue.

Damn. Hope she heals quickly.

 

[thør]

Damn. Hope she heals quickly.

Thank you.

 

[phantom4533]

Knees, hands, and other parts are bruised. She broke a wrist maybe 30 years ago and learned a little about landing during a fall.

Still, a refresher course in tuck-and-roll would be a good Christmas gift!!

 

[thør]

Still, a refresher course in tuck-and-roll would be a good Christmas gift!!

Maybe, but I'm going to let one of the kids get her that. I know which side of the bread has the butter on it.

 

[Lazaran]

Sometimes I think about the wonder that was INXS and then I hear Beautiful Girl again and go oh now I remember why they were so good

They were almost too good for the 80s / 90s.

 

[TwinkleStars]

In all the time I have lived here we have not had carolers singing in the hallways of our apartment building. They would set up a community party and have the carolers visit us at the party.
Tonight some carolers were creeping (yes creeping) down the small hallway singing. Who the fuck let them in to bother us?? If we wanted that, we would have asked for it.
Stop forcing this stuff in peoples' faces. Fucking ask!!!!!!!!!!! Bad enough I'm forced to listen to xmas music for 3 months while in public.

Maybe I should force mistletoe up everyone's ass and see how that goes.

Sorry. It's just that I loathe when people are so inconsiderate of others.

 

[thør]

see how that goes

Might be fun to watch.

 

[silver gurl]

I am well, but my wife tripped and face planted on the sidewalk. Thankfully, nothing is broken other than some skin. She’s hurting for sure. No stitches, just glue.

So sorry to hear. Hope she heals quickly.

 

[silver gurl]

I fucking hate wrapping.

Yes. I am done. Over the years I try to do mostly gift boxes and bags.
But the little ones, I wrap for. Because of Santa

 

[girlsmiley]

I fucking hate wrapping.

I’m fucken sure people who are good at wrapping are actually shape shifters from another galaxy. Shifty cunts. Don’t trust them.

 

[girlsmiley]

Doesn’t get much more Australian than this.

 

[TwinkleStars]

I’m fucken sure people who are good at wrapping are actually shape shifters from another galaxy. Shifty cunts. Don’t trust them.

We're not but I'm flattered you think I am

 

[ProseAndCons]

 

[girlsmiley]

I fucking hate wrapping.

Okay so apparently there’s a drinking game for wrapping. Every time you can’t find the scissors or the selotape you take a drink. And then they said “Actually, don’t do that you will die.”

That’s how fucked wrapping is.

 

[TwinkleStars]

It's really not hard to do. It's just boring to a lot of people is all.

In my 20's I worked at a specialty shop that sold glass figurines and such. They taught all of us how to wrap the trinkets for people who asked. The manager made us practice when we had very slow days.

 

[girlsmiley]

It's really not hard to do. It's just boring to a lot of people is all.

In my 20's I worked at a specialty shop that sold glass figurines and such. They taught all of us how to wrap the trinkets for people who asked. The manager made us practice when we had very slow days.

I always knew you were a shape shifter. Fuck off back to your own planet you cunt.