The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXVII: You're Welcome, Fuckers

[butters]

Here’s hoping Harry (the cat) makes it back home safe and sound.

no-one was more surprised than me when Prissy turned back up... with them both gone, the same night, and for so long? I'd given them up for gone. Time will tell. Thanks.

 

[girlsmiley]

I noticed you were sending me older skin, but didn’t know why.

Lol!

I’m sorry for the fires up there at the moment.

We do not fuck around with fires down here. And I wish we’d listen to the native Australians more when it comes to fire because they’re more in tune with the land

 

[girlsmiley]

They say to burn in circles. Circle yourself with fire and let it burn away from you. Gives the animals and critters a chance to escape. Theres nothing scarier than being in a ring of fire though and I feel for all of those whose homes have just gone whooshka. Blaze of glory

 

[TwinkleStars]

...............

 

[RobDownSouth]

By “our”, I hope you are excluding all the anthropogenic climate change denying sociopaths like James Woods.

Woods actually had the nerve to go on CNN of all places and cry about his loss.

IT'S A MIRACLE!​

48 HOURS AFTER CRYING ABOUT HIS "COMPLETE LOSS" ON CNN, JAMES WOODS REVEALS HIS HOUSE DID NOT IN FACT BURN DOWN

James Woods sheepishly admitted to People magazine this morning that it wasn't HIS house that burned down to the ground, it was actually his next door neighbor's home. His home was relatively untouched. He claimed an unusual video angle from fire department drones made him mistakenly identify "his" house.
Critics were unanimous, though, they said his tearful interview on CNN Thursday was Woods' best acting job they'd seen him do in years.
Tricksy firefighters! We hates them, we do!

 

[thør]

We're had some wind all night and will be getting more this evening. The weather guessers say it might be record setting.

 

[schism666]

 

[schism666]

The Schizoids hate people with money.

DeluxProTip: go make some money.

Lol

sorry, my mongoloid to english translator is on the fritz. try again. or don't. no one has given a shit about your opinion here for years.

 

[thør]

We're had some wind all night and will be getting more this evening. The weather guessers say it might be record setting.

Did not get to 100 mph at my house, yet. Only 96 mph so far.

But, there's sleet in the wind so there's no real fire danger. Might be some broken up fully enclosed toyhaulers on the market. People don't bother to tie them down. I made sure my little 2-place aluminum sled trailer was attached to the Landcruiser and facing into the wind.

Good new is that there's a new (to me) picnic table in my driveway. Am I bid $10?

 

[silver gurl]

My BIL is Malibu. So far so good.

 

[TwinkleStars]

My BIL is Malibu. So far so good.

You owe me lots of doggie pictures. Just saying.

 

[Lance_Castro]

You owe me lots of doggie position pictures. Just saying.

Ass up, face down!
Lol

And how often does Schitzy666 get on Fritz?

 

[girlsmiley]

Fata! They just found a new species of Funnel Web spider in Newcastle. Bigger and more venomous apparently.




They’re calling him “Big Boy”. That’s him on the right compared to your average Sydney Funnel Web on the left. Yay Australia!

 

[IrezumiKiss]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1878807894147396013

 

[girlsmiley]

I’m just gonna be straight up when I say this. Everyone asks how the pyramids were made and I’m like, slaves.

Slaves bro. Just all go visit that amazing place. And I’ll go visit where they fucked your country too so amazing!

And then they go, but look at how great it is! I’m like yeah cunt I live in Australia. You’re all fucked.

 

[Rainblow]

Ffs, I got covid. This sucks big balls. Worst virus I've ever had the misfortune to pick up. My partner, the toddler and I all came down with it. We're not a happy household.

 

[Rainblow]

You'd be surprised. Having lived here all 49 of my years I can tell you that traffic is an unavoidable force of nature.


But the wind is pushing in the other direction. I just have to worry about some fucking pyro starting one out here in the boonies.

Winds can change a fire's direction in a heartbeat. We were the last car allowed through at French River before they shut the highway. Super stressful. Fire was a few hundred meters to our left. Stay safe and be prepared to leave in a hurry.

 

[TwinkleStars]

I shouldn't have eaten that. Now I feel like I'm going to throw up.

 

[butters]

Ffs, I got covid. This sucks big balls. Worst virus I've ever had the misfortune to pick up. My partner, the toddler and I all came down with it. We're not a happy household.

so sorry to hear this... most seem to think it's done and dusted but there's been a resurgence. Wishing you and yours the swiftest recovery and hope you have some help to get what you need as you rest&recuperate.:flower:

 

[butters]

So Harry the cat never reappeared, bless him, and Prissy's in getting fixed today so I need never have to worry about her getting pregnant again and she doesn't have to go through all the business of repetitive seasons and pregnancy risks. Now we need to get Digit fixed, too, so he doesn't start to stray after queens and risk getting hit by cars or attacked by critters/get into fights with other toms but, for now, his little fuzzy balls are his own.

 

[Lance_Castro]

So Harry the cat never reappeared, bless him, and Prissy's in getting fixed today so I need never have to worry about her getting pregnant again and she doesn't have to go through all the business of repetitive seasons and pregnancy risks. Now we need to get Digit fixed, too, so he doesn't start to stray after queens and risk getting hit by cars or attacked by critters/get into fights with other toms but, for now, his little fuzzy balls are his own.

“Immigrant Serial Killer Murders Host, tells people online he was a cat.”

 

[phantom4533]

Got the dishes washed. I feel so accomplished.

 

[TwinkleStars]

So Harry the cat never reappeared, bless him, and Prissy's in getting fixed today so I need never have to worry about her getting pregnant again and she doesn't have to go through all the business of repetitive seasons and pregnancy risks. Now we need to get Digit fixed, too, so he doesn't start to stray after queens and risk getting hit by cars or attacked by critters/get into fights with other toms but, for now, his little fuzzy balls are his own.

I'm not going to even attempt decoding this. We all know about pussy.

 

[spacekowboy]

Winds can change a fire's direction in a heartbeat. We were the last car allowed through at French River before they shut the highway. Super stressful. Fire was a few hundred meters to our left. Stay safe and be prepared to leave in a hurry.

I was of course joking about the traffic and fire. The fact is though that I live pretty far inland and all of the wind we get this time of year pushes out towards the sea. All that being said as of today we are getting a reprieve from the wind. It's still dry out but the wind is minimal so the fire crews should be able to make headway. Hopefully we can get a bit more onshore flow to help with some moisture in the coming days before the next round of seasonal winds.

 

[Lazaran]

So Harry the cat never reappeared, bless him, and Prissy's in getting fixed today so I need never have to worry about her getting pregnant again and she doesn't have to go through all the business of repetitive seasons and pregnancy risks. Now we need to get Digit fixed, too, so he doesn't start to stray after queens and risk getting hit by cars or attacked by critters/get into fights with other toms but, for now, his little fuzzy balls are his own.

Give Harry the Cat a little more time. Cats can return after a good long while away. Maybe the weather has him hunkered down somewhere???

Definitely a good call on fixing the other cats. They may be a little frosty toward you for a while, but it’s definitely worth it.