The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXVII: You're Welcome, Fuckers

[TwinkleStars]

I always knew you were a shape shifter. Fuck off back to your own planet you cunt.

Love you too, sweetie.

 

[girlsmiley]

Don’t worry darling. I go on walks for mental health and come back more mental

 

[FataMorgana]

Why do wankers who you don't see all year suddenly want to visit you at Christmas? Fuck off cunts, I'm reading.

 

[thør]

Why do wankers who you don't see all year suddenly want to visit you at Christmas? Fuck off cunts, I'm reading.

Reason #1 why I live on an unimproved road with no shoulders that's often deadly icy in winter.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

 

[TwinkleStars]

 

[Lance_Castro]

Merry Christmas!

 

[girlsmiley]

Thank goodness it’s Christmas and I can just relax about eating the food. Yesterday I wasn’t even allowed the ice because it was Christmas ice. I’m like damn woman Christmas ice? She kills me.

 

[pink]

No one can wrap presents using duct tape, better than I can.

 

[TwinkleStars]

 

[FataMorgana]

Merry Christmas bollockheads.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

 

[thør]

Happy Christmas to all!

 

[Plasmaball]

Merry Xmas ho bags

 

[Lorilei]

Merry Christmas, y'all!

 

[pink]

Merry Christmas everyone.

My roommate yells "Merry Christmas, come open presents" outside my door this morning, like yells, full blast.

I stagger out thinking it around noonish. It's fucking 9:30 in the morning.

 

[Rainblow]

 

[Lance_Castro]

My turkey is 16.8 lbs, from a local farm, free range, grain fed, no antibiotics or steroids, no childhood traumas.

Yum!

 

[phantom4533]

The Grinch stole the North Star!!

 

[juttjaw]

"God bless us, everyone!"
(Tiny Tim 1843)

 

[IrezumiKiss]

 

[IrezumiKiss]

some leftover holiday toons before midnight rolls over! Hope y'all had a merry and good Christmas day and night, however you spent it!

 

[pink]

https://fortune.com/well/article/happiness-keys-relationships/

The 4 keys to health.

 

[girlsmiley]

I swear if those boys make me come outside.

Fuck off with your stupid truck already.

Also,

These kids got an old tv and vhs tapes for Christmas and they fucking love it. So cute. So vintage. So expensive. Side eye

https://vt.tiktok.com/ZS6MxrWXL/

 

[Plasmaball]

https://fortune.com/well/article/happiness-keys-relationships/

The 4 keys to health.

1) avoid people