The little things you've never done.

[cascadiabound]

I have never owned a cat.

can you own a cat? or do they just tolerate living with you while allowing you to feed them and clean up after them???? lol

 

[gracie920101]

I have never been on a 'date'. We just got together and fucked.

I have never been to seven USA states; that may change in a few months. I've also skipped three Mexican states and two each Canadian provinces and territories.

Even though ordained more than once, I have never officiated at a wedding, divorce, baptism, exorcism, holy service, religious riot, blessing, or damnation.

I have never played a Mellotron, nor tweeted, nor tested positive for an STD.

I have never performed an underwater ballet nor square-danced.

So you've done funerals?

I've never eaten Octopus or Escargot.

 

[gracie920101]

I have never owned a cat.

can you own a cat? or do they just tolerate living with you while allowing you to feed them and clean up after them???? lol

I'm the concierge, which of course, means arranging dining, social hour, and sleeping arrangements for the 3 in my house.

I have never sat at a potters wheel although playing in the mud is appealing.

 

[walkingeagle]

I have never fished for marlin

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Azuldrgon]

IHN went to culinary school.

 

[Farawyn]

I don't think I have properly broken my heart yet.

I have never broken my own heart. I have had my heart broken.

 

[Azuldrgon]

I have never broken my own heart. I have had my heart broken.

hugs...

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[browneyedgirl1984]

i've never been recorded, video or audio, while having sex.

 

[Azuldrgon]

i've never been recorded, video or audio, while having sex.

You're not missing much.

 

[midwestyankee]

I have never hitch-hiked.

It ain't what it used to be anyway.

 

[cascadiabound]

It ain't what it used to be anyway.

true dat.

I have never been to New Orleans.

 

[Blue]

It ain't what it used to be anyway.

Too few serial killers for your liking?

 

[Azuldrgon]

true dat.

I have never been to New Orleans.

I've been to New Orleans, but never during Mardi Gras

 

[midwestyankee]

Too few serial killers for your liking?

More that the general public is now terribly afraid of strangers as a general rule so the thought of picking up a stranger to give him or he a ride in the enclosed space of your vehicle is deemed to be tremendously dangerous. When I was in college (granted, Socrates had only retired the previous school year), it was quite common for me or friends of mine to hitchhike across several states in a weekend. The scariest ride I ever had was from a guy who, based partly on local rumor, seemed too interested in stopping at a desolate rest area for my liking. I also once picked up a lovely young thing who was hitchhiking, only to have to endure twenty miles of sales talk for Scientology before I could get rid of her.

 

[cookiecat]

Cabbage update: I ate a brussell sprout for the first time tonight. It looked like a tiny cabbage. I'm imagining it tasted similar.

 

[Farawyn]

Cabbage update: I ate a brussell sprout for the first time tonight. It looked like a tiny cabbage. I'm imagining it tasted similar.

Was it ROASTED?

 

[cookiecat]

Was it ROASTED?

I'm unclear on the cooking method. My mom made me eat it. Parents cooked dinner, so I was a good guest. It didn't taste roasted.

 

[Farawyn]

I'm unclear on the cooking method. My mom made me eat it. Parents cooked dinner, so I was a good guest. It didn't taste roasted.

Roasted is the key.

 

[twister947]

Cabbage update: I ate a brussell sprout for the first time tonight. It looked like a tiny cabbage. I'm imagining it tasted similar.

Not really. Even though they look like embryonic cabbages, the two are quite different on the palate.

 

[georgie57]

More that the general public is now terribly afraid of strangers as a general rule so the thought of picking up a stranger to give him or he a ride in the enclosed space of your vehicle is deemed to be tremendously dangerous. When I was in college (granted, Socrates had only retired the previous school year), it was quite common for me or friends of mine to hitchhike across several states in a weekend. The scariest ride I ever had was from a guy who, based partly on local rumor, seemed too interested in stopping at a desolate rest area for my liking. I also once picked up a lovely young thing who was hitchhiking, only to have to endure twenty miles of sales talk for Scientology before I could get rid of her.

I agree about the distrust that has killed hitch-hiking, and it is a real shame. I used to hitch everywhere, and it was a great way to meet interesting people, travel cheaply, and also save the environment a little. As a driver too, I always enjoyed picking someone up to have someone to chat with on a long drive. As with all these things, the dangers were hugely exaggerated. This is not progress.

Cue the horror stories.....

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[twister947]

I've never been to Iceland
But I've been to Greenland
I wasn't born there.

 

[seth6138]

Consaturates?
Concellulite?
Cholesterolience?

I've never been to Europe or Asia