A male virgin writing pornographic poems
Wrote feelingly of xylem and of phloem.
Interpreting them, she
Deduced "sequoia" was his "tree"
And took that massive trunk of his back hoem.
She is writing of guys who would sin
With their peckers, cocked up to go in,
And explode what they've got,
Which she claims is a lot,
Though real men can't be teased to begin.
Well, I hope so, but maybe a winter challenge ought to be inserted in here.
Damn, it's hot!!
I wish so much I could get back in here.
I remember a virgin,
a freshman in high school.
Not just any school,
but a Catholic All Girl school,
with hundreds of young girls,
about fifty nuns in the old fashioned habit,
and one young, freckled, red headed,
blue eyed priest.
The girl used to throw her leg
over the stair railing
pretending she was going to slide down,
but really she was waiting.
Waiting for young Fr O'Malley
to leave his office to
go say the Mass for the Senior girls.
But she was only a lonely freshman.
He hardly ever saw her.
straight from the hip so be kind; DAMN!! I want my computer back!