The New Isolated Blurt BDSM Thread

[cfuhrer]

I just wondered what a savoury equivalent to chewing gum, a boiled sweet or a gummy candy would be like. Meat flavoured gummy bears. Smoked eel jelly worms.

I'm sure there's a bacon something or other out there.

In Taiwan I had a "candy" that I was told was made from meat. It was in a little cube and, I assume, was smoked like jerkey. But - it had a crystalline sugar type coating on it.

 

[seela]

I just wondered what a savoury equivalent to chewing gum, a boiled sweet or a gummy candy would be like. Meat flavoured gummy bears. Smoked eel jelly worms.

I've definitely had meat in my life that was more like chewing gum than something to be swallowed.

I've also tried a bacon lollipop. It was gross, don't try it. It didn't taste like bacon (which was a relief, because I don't like bacon that much), but didn't taste sweet either and it felt sort of hairy after the outermost layer melted.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

It is a terrible moment when you realise in sending your in laws a humorous photo you neglected to put away a sex toy in the back ground.

Do you think this can count as one of cumference's 'do something new' everyday things? As I haven't done anything else new today. I'm feeling surprising less embarrassed about it than I think I should.

Well if anyone says anything, you can always reply... Oh my gosh! Is that what that is? That way you turn it around on them, as though they have the dirty mind and you are totally innocent

 

[Cumference]

......
I've also tried a bacon lollipop. It was gross, don't try it. It didn't taste like bacon (which was a relief, because I don't like bacon that much), but didn't taste sweet either and it felt sort of hairy after the outermost layer melted.

It wasn't in China, was it?

I have a great respect for Chinese "candy". I once got a "ginseng boiled sweet" that left a day-long chemical taste in my mouth.


I guess you were lucky. It was probably just a sugar coated mouse.

 

[Cumference]

It is a terrible moment when you realise in sending your in laws a humorous photo you neglected to put away a sex toy in the back ground.

Do you think this can count as one of cumference's 'do something new' everyday things? As I haven't done anything else new today. I'm feeling surprising less embarrassed about it than I think I should.

If you've never done it before, it certainly counts..... 50% kink, 50% new.

 

[tishadomina]

Being ill is irritating.

 

[the captians wench]

Dude, if you're looking for the sole purpose of finding a wife you are barking up the wrong tree. I'm not even sure I want to date you yet.

 

[tishadomina]

Dude, if you're looking for the sole purpose of finding a wife you are barking up the wrong tree. I'm not even sure I want to date you yet.

....Wow. Although that does remind me of a co-worker telling me that he had a fantasy of me roping him up 3 shifts into working together. Dude, professionalism, learn it.

 

[midwestyankee]

It has been well over five years since I've had a properly served cup of coffee.

 

[desertslave]

It has been well over five years since I've had a properly served cup of coffee.

I don't think Starbucks does Gorean.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Please describe perfection ....

You don't want to know

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

I am feeling SO much better. ( this is primarily for a worrying friend). One more day talking sexily and coughing and I think I'll be back to good. The only thing with this sexy voice is its no good at yelling at the little dog when he decides to bark in the middle of the night.

Hooray for feeling better!
Boo for not being able to yell at the puppy

 

[the captians wench]

....Wow. Although that does remind me of a co-worker telling me that he had a fantasy of me roping him up 3 shifts into working together. Dude, professionalism, learn it.

Like I get the "have you ever been married?" question, for some people that's a deal breaker.

but then I get, "why were you married right out of high school?" okay, could be probing for kids/abortion.

"why did you get divorced?" okay dude, seriously, over text?

"would you marry again?" now I'm getting suspicious

"when was your last relationship?" okay now I'm board with you

 

[tishadomina]

Like I get the "have you ever been married?" question, for some people that's a deal breaker.

but then I get, "why were you married right out of high school?" okay, could be probing for kids/abortion.

"why did you get divorced?" okay dude, seriously, over text?

"would you marry again?" now I'm getting suspicious

"when was your last relationship?" okay now I'm board with you

I'd have blocked at the 'why did you get divorced' part. But I have a low bullshit tolerance

 

[the captians wench]

I'd have blocked at the 'why did you get divorced' part. But I have a low bullshit tolerance

I'm on the fence between ignoring him and fucking with his mind.

 

[tishadomina]

I'm on the fence between ignoring him and fucking with his mind.

..Mindfucks are always good. But they require a lot of effort that I'd generally rather put into something more productive!

 

[midwestyankee]

I don't think Starbucks does Gorean.

Nor do I. Much closer, actually to Starbucks, Idiocracy style.

Please describe perfection ....

Imagine the sensation of a single rose petal being dragged through your sweat without ever actually touching your skin. Now imagine being so aroused that the pressure of that single rose petal so close to your skin - and yet so far away - sends you into Nirvana.

You don't want to know

She does now.

 

[BiBunny]

Dude, if you're looking for the sole purpose of finding a wife you are barking up the wrong tree. I'm not even sure I want to date you yet.

That right there would've made up my mind for me, I think.

..Mindfucks are always good. But they require a lot of effort that I'd generally rather put into something more productive!

That! ^^^^

I'm too lazy nowadays to fuck with somebody who's not paying me for my time.

 

[Endless_Night]

I don't think Starbucks does Gorean.

Oh! My! Goodness!

I laughed so hard I hurt myself.

 

[Endless_Night]

< I'm too lazy nowadays to fuck with somebody who's not paying me for my time. >

Apparently I am in the mood to be amused, because this^ strikes me as absolutely hysterical!

And no, Collar. I have not been drinking.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Apparently I am in the mood to be amused, because this^ strikes me as absolutely hysterical!

And no, Collar. I have not been drinking.

Oh! Hitting the crack pipe again, then