The New Isolated Blurt BDSM Thread

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[midwestyankee]

I wanted to know before too.....

The rose petal thing is nice or sounds a bit like a fly on the skin, but I still like to know the service thing.

Ah, it's a simple pleasure, really. Three steps:

1. Brew strong coffee.
2. Serve the coffee, black, silently.
3. Provide oral service for as long as it takes for me to enjoy the coffee.

It's about the service and my quiet pleasure. No one climaxes.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[midwestyankee]

I was reminded of the coffee preference.

No one climaxes? Well, that explains how you don't spill the coffee. I'm guessing you are one of the significant percentage of people who does not get quite prompt Laxitive impact from coffee then? Oh, gosh, I must stop presuming round here.

You're correct on every point.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

Ah, it's a simple pleasure, really. Three steps:

1. Brew strong coffee.
2. Serve the coffee, black, silently.
3. Provide oral service for as long as it takes for me to enjoy the coffee.

It's about the service and my quiet pleasure. No one climaxes.

The original Joe Blow.

 

[the captians wench]

..Mindfucks are always good. But they require a lot of effort that I'd generally rather put into something more productive!

That right there would've made up my mind for me, I think.



That! ^^^^

I'm too lazy nowadays to fuck with somebody who's not paying me for my time.

Yeah, I've had some life issues come up that are more important, so I've just stopped responding to him, and the smell of desperation just got stronger.

 

[midwestyankee]

The original Joe Blow.

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

C'mon. Admit it...You smiled, didn't you?

 

[midwestyankee]

C'mon. Admit it...You smiled, didn't you?

If you press me on it, yes.

 

[desertslave]

The original Joe Blow.

Bravo!!!!

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

2.7

 

[Endless_Night]

2.7

I would have gone for 2.5


Note to self: Never visit Australia!

 

[MeekMe]

I need to stop looking at the Internet while waiting for paint to dry.

 

[ToPleaseHim]

Kink shaming for the purposes of self-gratification. Idiots.

 

[cfuhrer]

This new health plan is bullshit.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

I have the temp in the car set to 74 degrees, and I just realized that the heat had to come on to accomplish that. What a novelty!

 

[MeekMe]

I like that this forum has PMs automatically off to start with. Really helps in spotting the creeps sometimes.

 

[cfuhrer]

It is sometimes very hard to fight the urge to cram all of my fantasy scenarios into one writing.

Frusty Sigh!

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[seela]

Time to get a-baking! It's the official cinnamon bun day today.

 

[midwestyankee]

Time to get a-baking! It's the official cinnamon bun day today.

Ours were quite good this morning. Thanks for the inspiration.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

pumpkin spice latte bread doesn't taste as good as it sounds.

 

[midwestyankee]

pumpkin spice latte bread doesn't taste as good as it sounds.

To be fair, pumpkin spice pumpkin isn't as good as it sounds.

 

[Sauterne]

I am not fond of the BBQ grill brush...