The New Isolated Blurt BDSM Thread

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Gah, I'm so tired I think I'm gonna have to drink coffee.

A friend of mine made me stay up half the night because he wanted me to watch the aurora borealis with him. Ok, it's not that common to see them this far south, but come on, he had seen before, I had seen them before, what's the big fuss.

I wanna sleeeeeeep. I caaaaaaaaan't.

Somehow, with the aurora at your disposal (even with clouds), I just can't summon up any sympathy for you

The power of stockings, huh. What is it about them?

Naughtiness via proximity to flesh

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

I plan to go back to wearing stockings as regular over tights/ pantyhose. I hate the latter and wore them only for reasons I dislike. This might be because I don't have to wear either every day anymore. They only thing is, with excess flesh now I feel like to legs of pork in a butcher's window, tied up, oven ready. Not sexy in the least, but better ventilated and more comfortable. . G doesn't seem to mind, .



Regarding Seela, I have immense desire now to suggest endless you and I visit, with iris, and insist she sit up ALL night with us. . While we watch the lights.

( but we can take in turns to make her hot toddies)

Hooray! And each take a day cooking!
That makes a five day outing at least

 

[MeekMe]

Since I've been bed bound with a major cold, I've been reading some Lit stories for the first time in, well, probably ever. I can't believe how popular it seems to be to copulate in a car. I've always hated it, because it's so cramped and simply uncomfortable. Heads bumping into things, legs getting stuck between seats etc.

Then a little lightbulb went off in my head. Most of the stories are probably from American writers and American cars resemble ocean liners more than what I think of as a car.

Maybe having sex in an American car isn't as miserable an experience as all of mine have been.

No, it's still miserable. The only time I tried to have sex in a car was an all around bad experience. I'm small (like comfortable in economy in a plane small) and even that didn't help.

Also, a drunk friend ran by and seen my ass. He still thinks to this day he got a glimpse of Mister's. （；￣ェ￣）

 

[MeekMe]

Mister says if I can come up with and make costumes, we can go out for Halloween. I was thinking Mary Poppins and Bert, but I wouldn't mind some suggestions. Otherwise we're staying home and eating candy with cheesy Halloween movies.

 

[gypsy*seer]

Mister says if I can come up with and make costumes, we can go out for Halloween. I was thinking Mary Poppins and Bert, but I wouldn't mind some suggestions. Otherwise we're staying home and eating candy with cheesy Halloween movies.

Oooh...how about Truly Scrumptious & Caractacus Potts from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang? (Dick Van Dyke lover!) and I'm old enough to remember, and love the movie.

 

[CutieMouse]

I plan to go back to wearing stockings as regular over tights/ pantyhose. I hate the latter and wore them only for reasons I dislike. This might be because I don't have to wear either every day anymore. They only thing is, with excess flesh now I feel like to legs of pork in a butcher's window, tied up, oven ready. Not sexy in the least, but better ventilated and more comfortable. . G doesn't seem to mind, .



Regarding Seela, I have immense desire now to suggest endless you and I visit, with iris, and insist she sit up ALL night with us. . While we watch the lights.

(but we can take in turns to make her hot toddies)

I prefer stockings just because pantyhose & tights feel ugly.

Lame, vain me.

Buy one size up, and they'll stretch higher on the leg/feel less sausage-ish. If it's a thigh width issue, the larger size should help (as the stocking stretches around, it'll shrink length wise and should balance out); if it's a length issue, the size up should give you an extra inch or three...

 

[seela]

Somehow, with the aurora at your disposal (even with clouds), I just can't summon up any sympathy for you

But I was tiiiiireeed

Regarding Seela, I have immense desire now to suggest endless you and I visit, with iris, and insist she sit up ALL night with us. . While we watch the lights.

( but we can take in turns to make her hot toddies)

Hot toddies you say? *ears perk up*

It'd be great to get together a bunch of Litsters, even if it meant huddling in a cottage in Lapland in the middle of the darkest winter when the sun's only up for an hour if that long. Because that's where you're most likely to see the aurora borealis.

Meeks should definitely come too. I'd love to see her snow shock.

Or hey, we could all go to Antarctica to have our little cabin party and see the aurora australis. I've never seen those before, it'd be a novely for me too.

Also, a drunk friend ran by and seen my ass. He still thinks to this day he got a glimpse of Mister's. （；￣ェ￣）

That's too funny. I snorted so loud that the cat woke up.

 

[JustaSCOUNDREL]

Copy from Seela's post. "Then a little lightbulb went off in my head. Most of the stories are probably from American writers and American cars resemble ocean liners more than what I think of as a car.

Maybe having sex in an American car isn't as miserable an experience as all of mine have been."

A whole lot of years ago I had a 1959 Corvette, I found a willing young lady with a need as strong as mine. I parked in a deserted spot and did get the deed done. I doubt ether of us were all that satisfied. It did take both effort on my part and a large degree of willingness on her's.

Pics of the interior of a 1959 Corvette.

https://c2.staticflickr.com/4/3039/2549674001_dd574b0c98.jpg

Seela the pics should convince you not all american cars resemble ocean liners. (G)

 

[IrisAlthea]

But I was tiiiiireeed



Hot toddies you say? *ears perk up*

It'd be great to get together a bunch of Litsters, even if it meant huddling in a cottage in Lapland in the middle of the darkest winter when the sun's only up for an hour if that long. Because that's where you're most likely to see the aurora borealis.

Meeks should definitely come too. I'd love to see her snow shock.

Or hey, we could all go to Antarctica to have our little cabin party and see the aurora australis. I've never seen those before, it'd be a novely for me too.



That's too funny. I snorted so loud that the cat woke up.

I'd love to meet you all, but I think I'm going to make Antarctica a hard limit.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

I'd love to meet you all, but I think I'm going to make Antarctica a hard limit.

How do you feel about Patagonia?
And of course Meeks has to be there! She has to draw our group pic after our cameras freeze

 

[BiBunny]

So beautiful. I so want to see them.

Me, too!

I'm still bitter about missing the full lunar eclipse a couple of weeks ago because it was so cloudy here. I'm *incomprehensible mumbling* years old, and I've still never seen an eclipse live and in person.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Me, too!

I'm still bitter about missing the full lunar eclipse a couple of weeks ago because it was so cloudy here. I'm *incomprehensible mumbling* years old, and I've still never seen an eclipse live and in person.

This keeps happening to me for meteor showers!
I have seen them, but it's been a while since I saw a good one. Always cloudy!! Grrrrrrrr!

 

[IrisAlthea]

Me, too!

I'm still bitter about missing the full lunar eclipse a couple of weeks ago because it was so cloudy here. I'm *incomprehensible mumbling* years old, and I've still never seen an eclipse live and in person.

You should absolutely come too. To Patagonia or Lappland or wherever we end up.

I missed the eclipse too. Can you believe I was awake but somehow fell asleep again and missed it!

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

You should absolutely come too. To Patagonia or Lappland or wherever we end up.

I missed the eclipse too. Can you believe I was awake but somehow fell asleep again and missed it!

Yes, don't you have a Jeep, BiBunny?
I think that will come in handy

 

[seela]

It was cloudy here during the eclipse too, and in spring it was cloudy when the partial solar eclipse happened. It's always cloudy when something interesting happens.


@JustaScoundrel, I really don't think I'd be able to enjoy sex in such a small car.

 

[cascadiabound]

Amazingly it was perfectly clear here the night of the eclipse. Went down to the beach and stayed and watched the whole thing. It was rather wonderful. A rare night. I felt so lucky.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[MeekMe]

Oooh...how about Truly Scrumptious & Caractacus Potts from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang? (Dick Van Dyke lover!) and I'm old enough to remember, and love the movie.

:sigh: I've never seen Chitty Chitty Bang Bang... (^ ^) I think I might addit to the list, though.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[MeekMe]

But I was tiiiiireeed



Hot toddies you say? *ears perk up*

It'd be great to get together a bunch of Litsters, even if it meant huddling in a cottage in Lapland in the middle of the darkest winter when the sun's only up for an hour if that long. Because that's where you're most likely to see the aurora borealis.

Meeks should definitely come too. I'd love to see her snow shock.

Or hey, we could all go to Antarctica to have our little cabin party and see the aurora australis. I've never seen those before, it'd be a novely for me too.

Is it called snow shock? I'm thinking I'll be too cold to move. Someone will have to loan me a suitable coat. Even my best coat for winter here doesn't keep me that warm in the 50s.

That's too funny. I snorted so loud that the cat woke up.

Yes, once in awhile there's mention of, "the whitest ass I've ever seen."

(._.)

I'd love to meet you all, but I think I'm going to make Antarctica a hard limit.

I have to agree. It's probably best to introduce me to snow more slowly.

How do you feel about Patagonia?
And of course Meeks has to be there! She has to draw our group pic after our cameras freeze

Much like the cameras, my hands will stop working. (⌒-⌒; )

Sweet Meeks, of course!, and I'm sure a couple of others ....not mentioning people doesn't mean anything other than my stupidity. And she could paint beautiful things and know how cared for she is.

I had no idea this plan was in the works until this last page. It's nice to be mentioned.