The SCOURIES reader – for both fans and serious scholars…

[Guest]

and who's house do you think you're in?

It’s mr. james r scouries esq.’s house and don’t you forget it!

[SIZE=+4]ScouriesWorld[/SIZE]

[size=+2]Gabrielle L.[/size]
President, A.I.R.
Secretery of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story clubs
and 2011 Survivor Contest Director
Miami Beach, Florida

 

[TxRad]

[SIZE=+4]Welcome to ScouriesFantasyWorld[/SIZE]

Where Scouries ego is the one and only thing that counts.

 

[SuperHeroRalph]

Well, to my surprise, Laurel posted my story, actually, your story (lol).

It's a touching story, a love story really, about a man and his woman.

The link to the story is below.

http://www.literotica.com/s/nude-day-every-day-is-nude-day

 

[Guest]

Here are the 2nd QUARTER 2011 figures for 30 day “recent activity” for [SIZE=+2]ScouriesWorld[/SIZE].

During the three months two hundred and forty-five (245) LITEROTICANS favorited mr scouries while six (22) unfavorited him for a net gain of two hundred and twenty-one (221). He ends the Quarter the "favorite author" of 2,363 LITEROTICANS!

He, and all of us at ScouriesWorld, would like to thank all of those who took the time to favorite or comment on one of his stories and/or to favorite him.

Sadly, I do have to also announce that the LITEROTICAN known as YoursSINSerely has been placed on mr. james r scouries "ignore list" effective immediately. Why, you might ask. Well how do you think the saintly boss felt when he was checking his monthly “favorites’ activity and found this:

On June 17, 2011 you were removed from YoursSINSerely's favorite authors list.

Knifed in the back by someone the poor man has gone out of his way to help during her years here at LITEROTICA.

And yes, this judas was willing to sell out this wonderful family man and LITEROTICA’S #1 AUTHOR. Again one must ask why?

Simply for the obscene caresses of the pseudo author known as little ralphie. How sad. And sick!

You’re not welcome here anymore miss sin. You’ve given up the palace for a pig sty. Enjoy!​

[size=+2]Gabrielle L.[/size]
President, A.I.R.
Secretery of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story clubs
and 2011 Survivor Contest Director
Miami Beach, Florida

 

[SuperHeroRalph]

"Oh, Scouries," I groaned, "I've forgotten more stories than you've written," I moaned.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

Here are the 2nd QUARTER 2011 figures for 30 day “recent activity” for [SIZE=+2]ScouriesWorld[/SIZE].

During the three months two hundred and forty-five (245) LITEROTICANS favorited mr scouries while six (22) unfavorited him for a net gain of two hundred and twenty-one (221). He ends the Quarter the "favorite author" of 2,363 LITEROTICANS!

He, and all of us at ScouriesWorld, would like to thank all of those who took the time to favorite or comment on one of his stories and/or to favorite him.

Sadly, I do have to also announce that the LITEROTICAN known as YoursSINSerely has been placed on mr. james r scouries "ignore list" effective immediately. Why, you might ask. Well how do you think the saintly boss felt when he was checking his monthly “favorites’ activity and found this:

On June 17, 2011 you were removed from YoursSINSerely's favorite authors list.

Knifed in the back by someone the poor man has gone out of his way to help during her years here at LITEROTICA.

And yes, this judas was willing to sell out this wonderful family man and LITEROTICA’S #1 AUTHOR. Again one must ask why?

Simply for the obscene caresses of the pseudo author known as little ralphie. How sad. And sick!

You’re not welcome here anymore miss sin. You’ve given up the palace for a pig sty. Enjoy!​

[size=+2]Gabrielle L.[/size]When
President, A.I.R.
Secretery of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story clubs
and 2011 Survivor Contest Director
Miami Beach, Florida

When you piss off your friends, your real friends, you should understand how pissed they are and change your ways. I'm not one for losing friends, unless they actually die. That would be sad and I don't want to be that way. I just want you to stop pissing me off. We go way back, sort of, hey maybe a couple of years. I dunno. I lose track with all of these cosmos I keep belting down. I just want you to stop picking on my best friend, Freddie, aka, Ralphie.

 

[sr71plt]

Ah, the titantic struggle of the alts.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

Ah, the titantic struggle of the alts.

Go to Hell, Pilot! This is personal between me and Scouries. It's not funny. He pissed me off. I've told you before that I'm not an alt.

 

[sr71plt]

Go to Hell, Pilot! This is personal between me and Scouries. It's not funny. He pissed me off. I've told you before that I'm not an alt.

Scouries isn't a person. He's a figment of his own imagination. And as you know, I've never been particularly convinced about you either. This isn't a private forum. You want to have a private love spat with Scouries, use the PMs. You've been the big tease on Scouries and Freddie.

Meanwhile, I'm popping pop corn and opening a coke.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

Scouries isn't a person. He's a figment of his own imagination. And as you know, I've never been particularly convinced about you either. This isn't a private forum. You want to have a private love spat with Scouries, use the PMs. You've been the big tease on Scouries and Freddie.

Meanwhile, I'm popping pop corn and opening a coke.

Don't choke on the popcorn! Scouries is real, Freddie is real, you are real, and so am I. I hate to see bad things happen to good people. Fun is fun, but I'm sick of the fighting.

 

[sr71plt]

but I'm sick of the fighting.

Then don't fight. Just waltz away from him. He's going to turn any perceived weakness back on you--he does on everyone sooner or later.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

Then don't fight. Just waltz away from him. He's going to turn any perceived weakness back on you--he does on everyone sooner or later.

I'm not weak, Pilot!

 

[sr71plt]

I'm not weak, Pilot!

Perhaps not, but you've enjoyed playing the gay provocateur. And if you're taking Scouries seriously, you may not be weak, but you're certainly a little dumb.

And I strongly disagree with you on either Scouries or Freddie being "real." They're both clowns.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

Perhaps not, but you've enjoyed playing the gay provocateur. And if you're taking Scouries seriously, you may not be weak, but you're certainly a little dumb.

And I strongly disagree with you on either Scouries or Freddie being "real." They're both clowns.

And, clowns are funny, but not when they are fighting. And, I'm not dumb, far from it. They are both real and separate from each other, as we all are. Stop thinking we are all coniving to keep this thread alive.

This could get as bad as the Selina Kitt dead baby episode. Don't get me going.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

Too bad Scouries has his poobah hat on and can't read all of this, but then, again, I'm on ignore. He'll never see it.

 

[sr71plt]

This could get as bad as the Selina Kitt dead baby episode. Don't get me going.

Oh, give me a break.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

Oh, give me a break.

I'm really pissed, Pilot.

 

[sr71plt]

I'm really pissed, Pilot.

About something not worth a bucket of warm spit. To compare it to what you did makes you look like a clown too.

But you can be pissed if you like.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Even though we all know Scouries is crazy, he's not any crazier than the rest of us who haunt these pages night and day. I dare say that he's no way as crazy as you are, Todd.

Listen up, Sr71plt, I'd take Scouries any day in very large doses to a small dose of you. At least Scouries is funny. At least, Scouries has a sense of humor and a sense of fun. At least Scouries doesn't ave a broom up his ass in the way you have and always will, you anal bastard.

Scouries brings more to this site in one day of posting than you bring in a year of the miserable poison that you urinate everywhere, all over everyone. No one likes you. No one. You make fun of everything and everyone. You fill the board with your mean spirited and hate provoking posts every time you write something.

What the fuck is wrong with you? Stop holding all of us in contempt for your personal problems. Go see a shrink, you sick, demented, old man. Get help. Take a happy pill, but leave us all in peace. If you're going to continue acting so disrepectfully, we don't want you here.

You force everyone to pay for the sins that were done to you as a child and that have embittered you to be the miserable fuck of a man that you are now.

"Shame on you! Shame on you!"

If you cannot be civil, get off the fucking board, you asshole.

Your contempt for everyone, your holier than thou attitude, your inanely insane belief that you are better than everyone is miscrued, misplaced, misdirected, and boring to read.

You, yes you, owe everyone, and I mean everyone, including me, Yoursincerely, and Scouries an apology.

Until you apology, I hope everyone shuns you. In the way you've acted and treated everyone, even your so called friends, you don't deserve to part of this site.

"Get lost. Beat it! Scram. Leave. Go."

In all the powers given to me as the most prolific author Literotica has ever had, I hereby ban you from making another post. You're banned. Consider yourself banned.

"Now, get the fuck outta here, before I kick your queer ass all the way down Newbury to Provincetown."

Ah, I feel better. What a great way to start off the day. Oh, and have a nice fourth of July weekend.

 

[lovecraft68]

Even though we all know Scouries is crazy, he's not any crazier than the rest of us who haunt these pages night and day. I dare say that he's no way as crazy as you are, Todd.

Listen up, Sr71plt, I'd take Scouries any day in very large doses to a small dose of you. At least Scouries is funny. At least, Scouries has a sense of humor and a sense of fun. At least Scouries doesn't ave a broom up his ass in the way you have and always will, you anal bastard.

Scouries brings more to this site in one day of posting than you bring in a year of the miserable poison that you urinate everywhere, all over everyone. No one likes you. No one. You make fun of everything and everyone. You fill the board with your mean spirited and hate provoking posts every time you write something.

What the fuck is wrong with you? Stop holding all of us in contempt for your personal problems. Go see a shrink, you sick, demented, old man. Get help. Take a happy pill, but leave us all in peace. If you're going to continue acting so disrepectfully, we don't want you here.

You force everyone to pay for the sins that were done to you as a child and that have embittered you to be the miserable fuck of a man that you are now.

"Shame on you! Shame on you!"

If you cannot be civil, get off the fucking board, you asshole.

Your contempt for everyone, your holier than thou attitude, your inanely insane belief that you are better than everyone is miscrued, misplaced, misdirected, and boring to read.

You, yes you, owe everyone, and I mean everyone, including me, Yoursincerely, and Scouries an apology.

Until you apology, I hope everyone shuns you. In the way you've acted and treated everyone, even your so called friends, you don't deserve to part of this site.

"Get lost. Beat it! Scram. Leave. Go."

In all the powers given to me as the most prolific author Literotica has ever had, I hereby ban you from making another post. You're banned. Consider yourself banned.

"Now, get the fuck outta here, before I kick your queer ass all the way down Newbury to Provincetown."

Ah, I feel better. What a great way to start off the day. Oh, and have a nice fourth of July weekend.

Oh, oh, Ohhhhh, I think I need a fucking cigarette! Next time I am in the North end visiting my wifes family I am Pm'ing you. I am so buying you a drink on hanover street after this post!!

 

[sr71plt]

Goodmorning to both of you, Freddie and Lovecraft.

My, you two seem to have issues.

 

[SuperHeroRalph]

Goodmorning to both of you, Freddie and Lovecraft.

My, you two seem to have issues.

BANNED! YOU ARE BANNED FROM POSTING HERE!

 

[sr71plt]

Ah, that's so . . . clownish. Happy to see you're having fun with it, though.

Time for Lovecraft to chime in. (Yes, I see him as one of the clowns, as well. Perhaps not as glib as the others, of course.)

 

[SuperHeroRalph]

Ah, that's so . . . clownish. Happy to see you're having fun with it, though.

Time for Lovecraft to chime in. (Yes, I see him as one of the clowns, as well. Perhaps not as glib as the others, of course.)

And you never disappoint me in your self-professed holier than thou and smarter than everyone else arrogance. Truth be told, this site is filled with smart people and you're not smarter than anyone here. Hell, even Scouries is wicked smarter than you and that must really piss you off. Then, when a clown like me is smarter than you, too, well, that's just too much to take, isn't it, Todd. Truth be told, you're just another barking dog with no bite.

"Bow the fuck wow."

Unfortunately, even you must look in the mirror, when your alone with your bad, drunk self and it's brutally obvious in the way that you attack everyone, even newbies, that you don't like yourself very much, do you? It's impossibly difficult to be nice to anyone, when you don't like the person staring back at you in your own bathroom mirror.

Is that why you must make up so many phony identities? It's better to pretend, isn't it? I bet you wish you were all those things that you told everyone you were, huh?

You never were an SST pilot, were you, Sr71plt? I'm afraid the only planes you piloted are the ones that take a quarter outside the supermarket.

Then, there's the model, movie star, broadway singer, CIA agent, diplomat, and Sunday school teacher, that you bragged you were. What you are in real life is just another average writer of gay E-books that don't even earn you enough to rent a place of your own. If it wasn't for your elderly mother still supporting you, you'd be homeless. Oh, yeah, I know who you are, Todd. I have your number. We have a mutual friend in common and he told me, warned me, actually, about you.

You were never any of those professions, were you, Todd? All you are is an angry, gay man who is mad that he's old, short, bald, and fat and no longer desired by those men you still lust to take to bed with you, but can no longer have. Pretending that your bi-sexual, still hiding in your closet, you still can't even admit that you're a gay man. That so sad.

Instead of hiding, you should embrace your sexuality and walk in the gay parade holding your pink banner high. Be proud of who you are. I am. I'm proud of who I am, AndTheEnd, BOSTONFICTIONWRITER, CarBuffStuff, PositiveThinker, WmForrester, and SuperHeroRalph. I'm proud that I'm the most prolific writer on Literotica. I don't profess to be anyone else, but an average writer in a small pond. I am who I am, no more and no less.

Instead of taking pride in yourself, you somehow find solace in attacking everyone who doesn't measure up to the high standards that even you cannot reach. It must drive you crazy that you're such a loser, which is why you point the finger of acrimony at everyone else, who dares cross your path.

Admit it, your life, as you once knew it is over, which is why you take your anger out on everyone.

It's not fun for me to write these truths, Todd. I feel sorry for you, I really do.

Get help, buddy. Okay? You need help. Your life doesn't have to filled with such misery. Even someone like you can be happy.

I'll pray for you. Good luck in finding peace and in becoming a better person.

Take care and God bless.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Ah, the titantic struggle of the alts.

I don't particularly care for the game of alts that is played here, though I can appreciate that some people enjoy disappearing into their own fictions. And I do find it amusing, occasionally, when one, such as Scouries, turns on his own lap dog, Ralphie, who then turns back on Scouries with a clever little story, but, in the end, defends the character who turned on him. It gets even better when the Scouries manages to turn against the only other real person I've seen here who actually enjoys the Scouries' brand of humour.

But, pilot, I will step in here to point out to you specifically that what I said about Babs is the case; she is real, and she likes Scouries' humour. She also is one of the few people I've found in the AH group who is always nice to everyone, and she deserves better than you have offered to her here.