The SCOURIES reader – for both fans and serious scholars…

[Tio_Narratore]

Which doesn't do a thing to relieve my continued nagging suspicion that you are him and just having us on in another dimension.

Wait a minute here, pilot! I can disagree with Babs about Freddie's greatness, but I don't date guys (no offense; I just don't swing that way). She, most emphatically, is not Freddie. And I doubt that Freddie is her; she doesn't have enough time to write all those vignettes...

 

[sr71plt]

she doesn't have enough time to write all those vignettes...

Neither does he. Well, not good ones.

But, uh oh, you called them vignettes rather than stories. Are you ever in for a vicious tongue lashing.

 

[sr71plt]

This not knowing for sure is just killing you, isn't it. Stop losing sleep over it and Go The Fuck Asleep (Best Seller List). I'm not him and I'm not you, or anyone else, but me.

Umm, no. I don't really give a shit.

You do enough of that for both of us.

And Freddy denied vehemently for over a year that he was all those alts he now owns up to. Isn't the Interent a pile of fun?

 

[YoursSINSerely]

Wait a minute here, pilot! I can disagree with Babs about Freddie's greatness, but I don't date guys (no offense; I just don't swing that way). She, most emphatically, is not Freddie. And I doubt that Freddie is her; she doesn't have enough time to write all those vignettes...

And, you would know who's been keeping me busy.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Neither does he. Well, not good ones.

But, uh oh, you called them vignettes rather than stories. Are you ever in for a vicious tongue lashing.

I choose my words carefully, pilot, and I don't shy from their effects.

 

[sr71plt]

I choose my words carefully, pilot, and I don't shy from their effects.

Guess that's why your avatar is a skeleton then, huh?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Guess that's why your avatar is a skeleton then, huh?

Not bad, pilot...

 

[sr71plt]

Not bad, pilot...

Well, it is a nuclear-strength bulletin board.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Well, it is a nuclear-strength bulletin board.

are you sure you didn't transpose the two initial letters of the kind of strength for which this bulletin board is truly noted?

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

You must have no life, Sr71plt, to go on endlessly about me. I don't understand. None of it makes any sense to me. You've been doing this, bashing me, for years, when I don't bother you, never have.

Still, you follow me from thread to thread, post to post, and even when I don't appear, you have to slander my name wherever you can.

You continue to refer to my bad behavior that happened years ago, when I first joined the site and was mercilessly bashed by the likes of DanilleKitten and a host of others. It wasn't bad behavior on my part. It was self-defense. Yet, any time I defended myself, I was deemed the villian.

All that I wanted to do was to write my stories. I never started trouble. I never attacked another writer, but you bet that I fired back when I was attacked, when all my red H's were erased multiple times, when lies were told about me, and when DK said that I was the reason for her leaving the site. She lied, of course, and apologized to me later.

Tell me, Pilot, why would a writer who has written more than 1,000 stories, 100 poems, and more than 6 millon that have amassed more than 60 million hits shoot himself in the foot by starting trouble on the forum boards? You must have me confused with yourself, as it is you who stokes all the fires around here. Then, you are quick to point the finger of blame at everyone else. It's all just a game to you.

Here you are again and again splashing your shit to all every day. No one escapes your hatred. Why are you so fucking angry? Why are you so self-righteous? What makes you so arrogant?

The only time, only time, that I appear on the board is to defend myself, after I'm bashed by the likes of you. Don't believe me? Go back and look at the posts. You continue to poke me with a stick, until I respond. Then, when I do, it's my fault.

I've told you more than once to leave me the fuck alone, but you can't. It's all a game to you. This is the only fun you have in your miserable life, the forum boards.

I'm here to write stories. The red H's, contests, and scores no longer matter to me. It's just about the story. My passion is writing. That's all I do is write.

So go spin. That's what you do. From the growing number of your posts, you're here 24/7. You have no life. This is your life and I'll no longer will I be part of it.

Have fun.

 

[sr71plt]

I'll no longer will I be part of it.

Promises, promises.

My, you've had quite a day attacking me under various alts, haven't you? It's sort of amusing that your time has been wasted in vitrol.

 

[michchick98]

Tio, my love, thank you for defending my altlessness.

Not sure that's really a word, Babs, but I like it.

 

[scouries]

Christ you go away from your own thread for twenty-four hours and when you come back all you can see are "ignored posts" and a couple by auntie tio and one by the ghost of freddie past.

Poor old ace. It's an old trick of his. When somebody posts the truth about him he quickly bombards said thread with posts so the page will turn over. Hide the Truth is our boys motto! Not so fast you little preppie you...

our favorite preppy elitist ace pondering his next insult…


You thought you could take on the big boys. Everyone knows why – it was JEALOUSY pure and simple.

You joined (and then quickly tried to lead) the BAN SCOURIES movement. And in your jealous impotence you also tried to get poor, now dead, freddie banned too.

You schemed … you plotted … you even tried to hide your evil machinations behind the skirts of the old middle aged nonwriting dolls of AHland.

You PM’d the QUEEN! You begged … you harassed … you connived … and after all was said and done guess what?

**Y O U** F A I L E D** !!!!!

You got your ass kicked. Yes I, james r scouries, kicked your sorry butt. And I didn’t have to raise a sweat.

[SIZE=+2]ScouriesWorld[/SIZE] lives on.

And since you were trounced you haven’t been the same. So, did you learn anything from your crushing defeat? Did you take the time to ask yourself why you’re such a prick (mind you a small one)?

YOU – learn anything? A coddled, momma’s boy, elitist who had everything given him on a silver spoon. Who spent his formative years at a tony prep school being told he was superior to everyone else while taking it up the ass. Who spent all his working life huddled in some back room plotting death and destruction.

You failed ace for the simple reason that you’ve never learned to stand up out in the open and face a man. You hid behind your mother’s skirts when you were a child and now, in the near senility of old age, you hide behind ALTS and the skirts of the old maids. Guys like myself (and poor Freddie before he was murdered) never lose against little people like you – you just don’t have the cajones required.

Now you spend your days chasing people like miss o around. Every time she tries to give constructive feedback to someone (even if its often misguided) you jump up and attack her. Bullying! You follow her from thread to thread constantly reviving the same old arguments and charges. Why?

And what about loverboy68? No matter which thread, no matter the subject matter, you stick your nose in and toss about your mean spirited insults. Why do you do it?

And there’s more. boxman is continually attacked by you and your evil consort, the non writer poser sunlessOmega. An esteemed 1000+ Vote club member continually trashed by our mean spirited gay duo.

And what about the poor, nervous newbies who venture here? You once defended them – now you attack them and chase them away.

You’re a sad failure who’s spending his dotage trying to hurt other people.

It ain’t working pal… people are still snickering …

​

[size=+2]james r scouries esq.[/size]
Multiple A.I.R. AWARD winner, MILLION SELLER,
Author of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story on LITEROTICA

 

[sr71plt]

That was fun.

And think of all the time and effort you wasted--especially on someone you say you have on ignore.

 

[Darkniciad]

Let's review, since scouries regularly scrolls everything off the page with senseless posts ( project much, scouries? )

Here's what his fraudulent, manipulated numbers look like when graphed.

And, the graph of the numbers for the same stories posted on another site, where a login is required and the admin deletes duplicate accounts to prevent the sort of stat-pumping he's able to do here.

And, the graph of the incest stories from an actual popular author.

Let's look at another actual popular author:

Time to get scrolling, fruad!

 

[lovecraft68]

Let's review, since scouries regularly scrolls everything off the page with senseless posts ( project much, scouries? )

Here's what his fraudulent, manipulated numbers look like when graphed.

And, the graph of the numbers for the same stories posted on another site, where a login is required and the admin deletes duplicate accounts to prevent the sort of stat-pumping he's able to do here.

And, the graph of the incest stories from an actual popular author.

Let's look at another actual popular author:

Time to get scrolling, fruad!

Wow! That's some information. Also says you got some serious time on your hands.

I have to say I have no vested interest in any of the arguments going on here but in a nutshell this thread and Scourieshimself is good for some light hearted amusement, which is something many here seem to be sorely lacking.

And as far as any damage he has done with fake contests I think you have to be some kind of rube to get fooled here. Especially with TX and others calling it fake every ten or so posts.

Put it to bed, you guys are feeding the trolls.
Besides your nuts if you think he is the only guy on here ridiculously padding his scores there's a couple of more I know of.

 

[Guest]

Is that funny little guy putting up more of his fake graphs again?


[SIZE=+4]ScouriesWorld[/SIZE]

Home of LITEROTICA’S GREATEST STORY​

"Ohhh...Mommy," I Groaned He deflowers sister, impregnates mom.
4.58 17764 3412429 Incest/Taboo (English) 12/17/06
Public Comments: 461​

[size=+2]Gabrielle L.[/size]
President, A.I.R.
Secretery of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story clubs
and 2011 Survivor Contest Director
Miami Beach, Florida

 

[Darkniciad]

Fixed it for you

Scouries World

Home of LITEROTICA’S GREATEST FRAUD

 

[TxRad]

I can go you one better,


[SIZE=+4]Welcome to ScouriesFantasyWorld[/SIZE]

Home of LITEROTICA’S GREATEST FRAUD

Where Scouries ego is the one and only thing that counts.

 

[SuperHeroRalph]

Since you and Dark already knew about my story before it even posted, this is for you, Scouries.

My story was rejected by Laurel, the first story rejected in 4 years. Yet, somehow, you and Dark knew the story was submitted, before it even posted, which is why you and he started all that nonsense with limiting contest stories.

Laurel rejected my story because it was better suited for the forum board, she wrote.

Where's the free speech that she so freely espouses?

Here below is the story that caused the flap over limiting contest stories that you and Dark and who knows who else knew about before the fucking story even posted. I hope you choke reading it.

This is a Nude Day contest story. Please vote.

Nude Day Story, I'm An Asshole

It took Nude Day for me to see who I truly am. I'm an asshole.

Nude Day is when I had my epiphany. It took Nude Day for me to see who I truly am. Standing naked on Nude Day and looking at myself in the mirror without the rose colored glasses coloring and skewing my perception of myself, for the first time in my life, I see my real self and I'm not happy with what I see. I'm saddened to write that I'm an asshole. I am. I truly am. I'm a asshole.

I've met a lot of assholes in my life and I never thought I'd be one, an asshole, but I am. Most of the people I had to work for, bosses, were assholes, real assholes. Going way back, before I even started working, a lot of my professors and teachers were assholes, too. I could tell an asshole, as soon as they opened their mouths that they were assholes or were going to be assholes. Even before that, I had friends, acquaintances, and even family members who were real assholes. Now, including myself, I'm surrounded by assholes.

Before we continue, allow me to describe my definition of an asshole. An asshole to me is someone with two assholes. One hole in the ass, of course, for shitting excrement and a second hole in their mouth for talking shit. That's my definition of an asshole, a person shitting shit and talking shit, sometimes at the same time. Eww, gross. Yeah, that's me, alright. Unfortunately, I fit my own definition of an asshole.

All politicians are assholes. Most lawyers are assholes, especially divorce lawyers. Ex anything, ex-boyfriend, ex-girlfriend, ex-wife, ex-husband, or ex-significant other is always an asshole.

To be honest, I never thought of myself as being an asshole, but I am. Why, as a writer of erotic literature and dirty stories, a writer who writes for Literotica, am I such an asshole? There are a lot of reasons how I could be an asshole, but the main reason is because I write too many contest stories. As the most prolific author on Literotica, bar none, writing too many contest stories makes me an asshole.

Now that I think about it, I've been an asshole since 2007, when I joined Literotica as BOSTONFICTIONWRITER and wrote nearly 200 stories for the Survivor contest. Just the fact that I made a mistake and wrote my name capital letters made me an asshole, before I even wrote my first story. The next year, 2008, as BOSTONFICTIONWRITER, I wrote more than 300 stories for the Survivor contest.

What an asshole I am for writing so many stories on a story board, huh? How dare I write so many stories on a story board? What the Hell is wrong with me for writing so many stories on a story board? What an asshole I am for writing all those stories.

Truth be told, I only write contest stories. Literotica has twelve monthly contests and six themed contest stories each year, Valentine's Day, Earth Day, Nude Day, Summer Lovin', Halloween, and Winter. In addition to those 18 contests, they have their yearlong contest, the Survivor contest, the writer who writes the most stories in the most categories wins. I've competed in the Survivor contest every year, since I joined, which makes me a real asshole by dumping all those Survivor stories on the board.

As BOSTONFICTIONWRITER, I won 2nd place in the Survivor contest in 2007 and 2008. I finished in 6th place in the Survivor contest as PositiveThinker in 2009, and in 2010, I won 2nd place again in the Survivor contest as AndTheEnd. I'm leading the 2011 Survivor contest, as SuperHeroRalph. Since the most stories written in the most categories wins, the Survivor contest is the only contest held by Literotica that I have any chance of winning, as it is independent of scores and votes.

As are the themed contests, the monthly contest winners are those with the highest scores. Even though many of my stories are wicked good, I don't score very high. Why? Well, no doubt, because I'm an asshole.

Recently, the last couple years, I've only been writing stories in the themed writing contests. When other writers write one or two submissions, I write a dozen to two dozen stories each contest. What an asshole? I can't help myself. Writing is my passion. I love writing stories. Oh, yeah, without doubt, I am an asshole. I dunno, but if there's a delineation between a good asshole and a bad asshole, just to save face, I'd like to think of myself as a good asshole.

Yet, with all the contest stories that I've written, except for coming in 2nd place three times in the Survivor contest, I'm saddened to write that I've never won a contest, haven't even so much as finished in third place. One would think with all the hundreds of contest stories that I write and have written, that one story would have been a homerun with the readers. Why is it that I've never won a contest here? Is it solely because I'm an asshole?

I've been told by hundreds of readers that I'm a good writer, one of the best writers on the site. I've been told by hundreds of readers that they loved my stories so much that they favored them and favored me as a writer. Still, I don't win any contests. I don't even come close to winning a contest. Matter of fact, some of the poorest writers on the site writing the worst stories on the site score higher than me. Why is that? I don't get it. Yet, judging which story is better over another story is as arbitrary as thinking which person is more of an asshole than another. The fact remains is that I'm still an asshole.

So far, in just 2011, with still three contests to go, the Summer Lovin, Halloween, and Winter contests, I've written 68 contest stories in the Valentine's Day, Earth Day, and Nude Day contests, as SuperHeroRalph. What an asshole? With more than 50,000 writers on the site, no other writer writes as many contest stories as I do.

In 2010, I wrote 89 contest stories under AndTheEnd. Then, between PositiveThinker in 2009 and BOSTONFICTIONWRITER in 2007 and 2008, I dare say, I've, no doubt, written more than 300 contest stories. I lost count. I'm embarrassed to admit that with all my alternate identities, AndTheEnd, BOSTONFICTIONWRITER, CarBuffStuff, PositiveThinker, WmForrester, and now SuperHeroRalph, that I've written nearly (gulp) 500 themed contest stories and nearly 1,000 monthly contest stories. Oh, my God! I'm such an asshole.

Why do I write so many stories, specifically contest stories? The only reason that I could think of is that I'm an asshole. I never thought that I was an asshole, I thought I was just another passionate writer, but I must be an asshole, not only to write so many contest stories but also not to win a writing contest with any of my stories.

Even though my passion is writing and, even though so many readers continue to tell me how good I am and how good my stories are, I'm still an asshole. To somehow make myself feel better about not winning a writing contest at Literotica is for me to think that Literotica doesn't allow an asshole to win a contest. Somehow that makes me feel better being an asshole, I think, not really, well, not at all. Yet, it's always better to not only blame someone else for being an asshole but also to call someone else an asshole, don't you think?

To be honest and in my defense, my justification for not winning a themed contest, even though I write dozens and dozens of contest stories a year, is because the theme and monthly contests that Literotica hosts has nothing to do with the best story wins and has nothing to do with the best writers winning. Ah, now there's a thought that makes me feel better. Maybe I'm not an asshole after all. Based on writing here since 2007 and 2008, as BOSTONFICTIONWRITER, as CarBuffStuff, PositiveThinker, and WmForrester in 2009, as AndTheEnd in 2010, and as SuperHeroRalph in 2011, I've discovered that it's not the best story or the most talented writer that wins a contest here, it's the most popular writer. Period.

An aside note for those who wonder why I change my name every year, there's two reasons. If I wrote under one name, my Literotica page would be as cumbersome to navigate as my BOSTONFICTIONWRITER page is now with 663 submissions. Secondly, I've had mentally disturbed bashers who e-mail me mean things, even death threats, just for writing a story that they didn't like. I even had one person find my Facebook page and post personal information about me on the site. Unfortunately, I had to cancel my Facebook page. Fortunately, Literotica is good about that and removed the posts.

Wow! Praise the Lord. Now that's a revelation and, perhaps, my salvation that it's not the best story that wins the contest, but the most popular writer. Further, being that I write so many frigging contest stories, I've noticed something about my scores that many of the other writers who only write one or two contest stories in a contest may not notice. Come closer to the screen so that everyone doesn't see what I'm about to write. Ready?

After only a few days, even though I received hundreds of votes for stories during the contest and after my initial scores, with some stories receiving as many as 1,200 votes, my scores remain the same. Yep, it's true. My scores don't change very much. They all pretty much remain the same. Further, many of my stories have the same exact scores with most of my stories having scores within one or two hundreds of a point from one another. Isn't that weird? Scientifically, after having written so very many stories, I don't think it's a coincidence that my scores don't change very much and that I have so many scores that are the same. I think it may be something else.

I've deduced that for every 5 vote I receive, I receive a 3 vote from those who want to make sure that I don't win a contest here. All my scores, no matter if it's for my worst stories or my best stories, hang around the 4.0 mark. Truly, the scoring at Literotica makes no sense to me and is, by no means, a quantifier that the story a reader reads is good or bad.

Being the accountant and numbers person that I am, mathematically and logically, I could understand the phenomena of scores not changing and scores that are the same and scores that remain the same, even after receiving hundreds of votes, after the original, first score. I could even understand that happening to one or two of my stories, even a dozen of my stories, since I write so many contest stories, but how does that happen to nearly every contest story that I write in every contest? If receiving the exact same scores and scores that don't change wasn't so very strange, I'd be upset, but I'm not upset. I'm beginning to think that contest scores are manipulated by someone else, perhaps by a computer program. For sure, someone doesn't want me to win a contest. Weird, isn't it?

Now, I don't have proof that something underhanded is happening at Literotica, when it comes to contest scores and determining the winner of a contest. Pointing no fingers and not crying foul, I'm just reporting my personal and unproven observation with my contest story scores. My thinking is that, perhaps, my scores are being limited to not go any higher than a certain level, mainly no higher than a 4.43, well, because I'm an asshole.

There are always exceptions to the rule and I do have a few stories, very few, in comparison to all the stories that I write and to all the stories that others have written, that have scores that are higher than 4.5, along with the accompanying red H, but when I read other writers' stories, writers that have pages filled with red H's, to be honest, their stories aren't as good as my stories. Definitely, most of their stories aren't good enough to earn a red H for every story they write. Maybe they just have a lot of friends and family who vote for them. Maybe they work somewhere that they have access to lots of computers with different IP addresses and they can vote and vote and vote for their stories over and again. Now, that may explain why I never won a contest and that may or may not explain why I'm an asshole or not an asshole. I dunno, I'm not computer savvy enough to delve into that part of Literotica's scoring method.

Now, in my defense, I would have had a lot more red H's, but every time I receive a red H, bashers come along and erase my red H's by giving me low scores, without so much as reading my stories. That sucks, so when I do receive a red H, I've been turning off the voting. Definitely, for sure, they must think that I'm an asshole, too, and, as an asshole, I shouldn't have any red H's for them to erase my red H's.

Yet, to be honest, I've read some of the winning contest stories and, as biased as I may be, most of my stories are better. Most of my stories deserved at least a 3rd place prize, if not a 2nd place prize, or even a 1st place win in whichever contest they were entered. Even though my stories are widely read and excitedly enjoyed, I still cannot manage to win a contest. Go figure. Ergo, I must be an asshole.

In 2007, as BOSTONFICTIONWRITER, I wrote a story Sex with my Mother-in-law. Within the first month, it had received more than 800,000 views, an unprecedented number of views in the history of Literotica, even for an incest story, along with more than 800 votes. The following month, I wrote Sex with my Sister-in-law Samantha and, after only a few weeks, that received more than 650,000 views and more than 600 votes. Yet, neither of those stories scored high enough to win or place in the themed contest that they were entered. Then, I wrote Never Too Old for Love So Young in the Mature category and that story went through the roof. The readers loved that story so much that a publisher stopped me from finishing the last view chapters, so that he could publish it as an E-book.

Unfortunately, I pulled those stories to post them as E-books and had I not pulled them, 5 years later, no doubt, they would have earned a place in the top ten, all-time, most read stories. Sadly, I ended up pulling the E-book from the publisher because he couldn't accurately account for the sales commissions that I should be receiving. For him to think that he could cheat me out of sales, he must have thought that I was an asshole, too.

My story, I Love You Mommy, that I wrote under WmForrester, was the most read "new" story for all of 2010. Presently, that story is the 163rd all-time, most read story on the site and still climbing on the all-time, most read story list with nearly 800,000 reads and more than 1,200 votes. Not bad considering that there are more than 50,000 writers who write here and that there are more than 3 million stories posted on the site. Yet, still, that story didn't win the themed contest or even place in the themed contest in which it was entered. What does that tell you about contest winners and what does that tell you about me? I know, it tells you that I'm still an asshole.

My story, Spending My Summer Stripping My Mom Naked, that I wrote under AndTheEnd, with nearly 250,000 reads and nearly 350 votes, is the 6th most read story on the 12 month list. Unfortunately, that story didn't win or even place in the themed contest that it was entered either. I must be an asshole for that story not to have won something.

My story, Siblings Get Naked for Nude Day, that I wrote under SuperHeroRalph with nearly 100,000 reads and more than 1,100 votes, is the most read story in 30 days. Unfortunately, that story has a snowball's chance in Hell of winning or even placing in the current Nude Day contest. Why? Because I'm an asshole. I'm an asshole. I'm an asshole. I'm an asshole. Gawd, I'm such an asshole.

Even though I'm one of the few writers who writes in every category, after having written more than 1,000 stories, 100 poems, and more than 6 million words that have amassed more than 60 million hits or reads, under the names of AndTheEnd, BOSTONFICTIONWRITER, CarBuffStuff, PositiveThinker, WmForrester, and now SuperHeroRalph, you'd think that I could win one lousy contest at Literotica, but I can't. Why? You know it and I know it. I'm an asshole.

Maybe, one day, Literotica will have a contest where the best story wins. Maybe, one day, Literotica will have a contest where it doesn't matter who writes the story. Maybe, one day, even an asshole like me can win a contest here at Literotica.

Yet, now that I have your attention, before I end this essay, please allow me address the voting and comment situation for a minute. We writers all write here for free. Other than hoping to win a few dollars by winning a contest, we're not paid for our hard work and we're not compensated for our time. We write because we must. We write because we love to write. We write for your votes and for your feedback. Yet, what is more disturbing to me than not winning a contest here is the lack of appreciation that so many readers show for the writers who write stories for you, dear reader.

For every 1,000 reads, we're lucky to receive one vote and for every 10,000 reads, we're lucky to receive 1 comment and most of the comments we receive are not constructive comments but bashing comments. If you enjoyed the story you read, please support your favorite writer and favorite story by voting and/or commenting for the story. Please support your favorite writer and favorite story by adding that writer and/or story to your favorite list.

Trust me, there's no electronic hand that will swoop down from a satellite in the sky to tell your wife, husband, significant other, or mother that you've been reading porn, I mean, dirty stories, sorry, I meant to write, erotic literature. Your viewing pleasure is safe from Big Brother monitoring you here. We writers appreciate every vote of support and every comment you make to our stories. You reading our stories means so very much to all of us and even more so when you vote and comment.

Please don't forget to vote, make a comment, and/or add me and this story to your favorite lists. Thank you for reading and voting for my story.

 

[scouries]

Nude Day Story, I'm An Asshole

by

superheroralphie whine … whine … whine…

Little ralphie it wasn’t rejected because it wasn’t a story (which it isn’t) or because of bestiality (which it doesn’t describe) or for being unedited (which isn’t a crime here) … no, instead it was rejected because it breaks Themed contest Rule 15 – c –i which states: We will not accept individual chapters of a larger work submitted separately.

And of course we’ve all heard the prior chapters to this whining ‘supposed’ story before. Ad nauseum.

“It’s a story site and I love writing”

“They stole all my h’s”

“How dare I write so many stories on a story board?”

“Writing is my passion”

“but every time I receive a red H, bashers come along and erase my red H's”

Crap like this story (and the fifteen others you’ve entered so far in this contest) are the reason the LITEROTICA THEMED CONTESTS have fallen so low. You can moan and whine all you want but you can’t hide from the fact that you’re the problem.

And you know what ralphie? You could fix it in a sec. Just stand up and say,

“okay, I was a jerk and I was just entering all those stories in contests to fuck them up because I was bitter about losing SURVIVOR. But I’ve grown up and I’m not going to do that anymore. I’m sorry. From now on I’m only going to enter one or two stories in each contest and the rest through normal channels.”

Why don't you relax for a day? Wander down to Frog Pond and lie on the grass and watch all the sweet young things sunbathing on their lunch hours. Honestly ask yourself why you've been doing what you've been doing.

Get laid man! Go out and hire a $1000 call girl for the afternoon. Then ask yourself again.

You can do it! It’s up to you. How do you want to be remembered? As a crybaby? Or as a man?​

[size=+2]james r scouries esq.[/size]
Multiple A.I.R. AWARD winner, MILLION SELLER,
Author of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story on LITEROTICA

 

[scouries]

I posted this on the Most Voted On thread today but thought it was also important to add it officially to the SCOURIES thread for posterity...It expresses the fundamental beliefs of the Scourian experience. Thanks everyone!

So how many of the 1,000+ votes on "Oh Daddy I whispered" are alts? After all the hype I broke down and read it. I have certainly read worse, but by far have read much better. For a 'landmark story' I think it was sorely lacking. Maybe I will try 'mommy I groaned' but I now have low expectations.

"Ohhh...Mommy," I Groaned He deflowers sister, impregnates mom.
4.58 17764 3412429 Incest/Taboo (English) 12/17/06
Public Comments: 461


It’s not too late for you loveydovey. But you are in danger of losing a wonderful opportunity. You face two paths my good man – one leads to enlightenment while the other (the one you’ve already taken a few steps on, leads to a sad, unsuccessful life lived among the old, bitter, maids of AHland.

Many AHers before you have taken shots at my masterworks, in fact criticizing these stories publicly has become a requirement for entry into the AHland nonwriters and/or unpopular writers retirement home. I’ve been repeatedly accused of both cheating and poor writing.

It has always made me smile to hear these criticisms. From killermuffins 20,000 word rant to darkboys silly graphs. When jealous of someone’s success it’s always easier to attack the person than it is to address your own failings.

I’ve always operated differently. Oh I can be as competitive and jealous as the next person – the difference is that I always ask myself why others have managed to succeed. What did they do to achieve fame and fortune?

I’ve never wanted to tear down the greats in whatever I was doing – instead I wanted to join them.

And that’s why when I joined LITEROTICA some years ago I sought out the superstars. I read the works of Try Anything, rgjohn, sarahhhh, the kitten sisters, Slickman, Many Feathers, goldengirl, etc., etc.

Of course I didn’t like all of the stories that each of them wrote. These writers all wrote in different categories in wildly different styles. I didn’t want to simply copy a style. That’s not who james r scouries is. What I really wanted to learn about was the LITEROTICA reader, the public that was going to be reading my stories. And slowly I did learn. Unlike so many AHers I have great respect for our readers.

And eventually it paid off. I’m now one of the great LITEROTICA authors. Author of the most voted and most commented on stories of all time. With over forty best sellers (over 100,000 in sales) and over thirty 1000+ stories. ROYALTIES flow into ScouriesWorld

And it’s all because from the first day I started on the right path. The READERS PATH is what I refer to it as. And if you ever want to write best sellers and 1000+ vote stories you better get on it too.

So when you do take the time to read “Ohhh Mommy” let me suggest that you approach it as follows: “Hey, this is one of the most popular stories ever submitted to LITEROTICA. What can I learn from it? What does it tell me about the LITEROTICA reader? What lessons can I carry over to my work?

You do that my boy and you’re halfway home.​

[size=+2]james r scouries esq.[/size]
Multiple A.I.R. AWARD winner, MILLION SELLER,
Author of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story on LITEROTICA

km on sir scouries: You're an intelligent person with an ability to articulate your deep thinking. To semi-quote Kurt Hummel, I hope you don't mind me being honest with you because it comes from a place of respect. …of course she was on crack when she wrote the above…

 

[lovecraft68]

I posted this on the Most Voted On thread today but thought it was also important to add it officially to the SCOURIES thread for posterity...It expresses the fundamental beliefs of the Scourian experience. Thanks everyone!

So how many of the 1,000+ votes on "Oh Daddy I whispered" are alts? After all the hype I broke down and read it. I have certainly read worse, but by far have read much better. For a 'landmark story' I think it was sorely lacking. Maybe I will try 'mommy I groaned' but I now have low expectations.

"Ohhh...Mommy," I Groaned He deflowers sister, impregnates mom.
4.58 17764 3412429 Incest/Taboo (English) 12/17/06
Public Comments: 461


It’s not too late for you loveydovey. But you are in danger of losing a wonderful opportunity. You face two paths my good man – one leads to enlightenment while the other (the one you’ve already taken a few steps on, leads to a sad, unsuccessful life lived among the old, bitter, maids of AHland.

Many AHers before you have taken shots at my masterworks, in fact criticizing these stories publicly has become a requirement for entry into the AHland nonwriters and/or unpopular writers retirement home. I’ve been repeatedly accused of both cheating and poor writing.

It has always made me smile to hear these criticisms. From killermuffins 20,000 word rant to darkboys silly graphs. When jealous of someone’s success it’s always easier to attack the person than it is to address your own failings.

I’ve always operated differently. Oh I can be as competitive and jealous as the next person – the difference is that I always ask myself why others have managed to succeed. What did they do to achieve fame and fortune?

I’ve never wanted to tear down the greats in whatever I was doing – instead I wanted to join them.

And that’s why when I joined LITEROTICA some years ago I sought out the superstars. I read the works of Try Anything, rgjohn, sarahhhh, the kitten sisters, Slickman, Many Feathers, goldengirl, etc., etc.

Of course I didn’t like all of the stories that each of them wrote. These writers all wrote in different categories in wildly different styles. I didn’t want to simply copy a style. That’s not who james r scouries is. What I really wanted to learn about was the LITEROTICA reader, the public that was going to be reading my stories. And slowly I did learn. Unlike so many AHers I have great respect for our readers.

And eventually it paid off. I’m now one of the great LITEROTICA authors. Author of the most voted and most commented on stories of all time. With over forty best sellers (over 100,000 in sales) and over thirty 1000+ stories. ROYALTIES flow into ScouriesWorld

And it’s all because from the first day I started on the right path. The READERS PATH is what I refer to it as. And if you ever want to write best sellers and 1000+ vote stories you better get on it too.

So when you do take the time to read “Ohhh Mommy” let me suggest that you approach it as follows: “Hey, this is one of the most popular stories ever submitted to LITEROTICA. What can I learn from it? What does it tell me about the LITEROTICA reader? What lessons can I carry over to my work?

You do that my boy and you’re halfway home.​

[size=+2]james r scouries esq.[/size]
Multiple A.I.R. AWARD winner, MILLION SELLER,
Author of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story on LITEROTICA

km on sir scouries: You're an intelligent person with an ability to articulate your deep thinking. To semi-quote Kurt Hummel, I hope you don't mind me being honest with you because it comes from a place of respect. …of course she was on crack when she wrote the above…

James,
I have no allegiances one way or another. Matter of fact you are on my fav's page. Just voicing an honest opinion of the story. No rants no graphs. My opinion which is free so take it for what it is worth. Perhaps the "hype' out shadows the story.

I will read the other story later this week when I am not bogged down with my own things. Feel free to read and critque my work it is a free country

 

[TxRad]

I posted this on the Most Voted On thread today but thought it was also important to add it officially to the SCOURIES thread for posterity...It expresses the fundamental beliefs of the Scourian experience. Thanks everyone!

So how many of the 1,000+ votes on "Oh Daddy I whispered" are alts? After all the hype I broke down and read it. I have certainly read worse, but by far have read much better. For a 'landmark story' I think it was sorely lacking. Maybe I will try 'mommy I groaned' but I now have low expectations.

"Ohhh...Mommy," I Groaned He deflowers sister, impregnates mom.
4.58 17764 3412429 Incest/Taboo (English) 12/17/06
Public Comments: 461


It’s not too late for you loveydovey. But you are in danger of losing a wonderful opportunity. You face two paths my good man – one leads to enlightenment while the other (the one you’ve already taken a few steps on, leads to a sad, unsuccessful life lived among the old, bitter, maids of AHland.

Many AHers before you have taken shots at my masterworks, in fact criticizing these stories publicly has become a requirement for entry into the AHland nonwriters and/or unpopular writers retirement home. I’ve been repeatedly accused of both cheating and poor writing.

It has always made me smile to hear these criticisms. From killermuffins 20,000 word rant to darkboys silly graphs. When jealous of someone’s success it’s always easier to attack the person than it is to address your own failings.

I’ve always operated differently. Oh I can be as competitive and jealous as the next person – the difference is that I always ask myself why others have managed to succeed. What did they do to achieve fame and fortune?

I’ve never wanted to tear down the greats in whatever I was doing – instead I wanted to join them.

And that’s why when I joined LITEROTICA some years ago I sought out the superstars. I read the works of Try Anything, rgjohn, sarahhhh, the kitten sisters, Slickman, Many Feathers, goldengirl, etc., etc.

Of course I didn’t like all of the stories that each of them wrote. These writers all wrote in different categories in wildly different styles. I didn’t want to simply copy a style. That’s not who james r scouries is. What I really wanted to learn about was the LITEROTICA reader, the public that was going to be reading my stories. And slowly I did learn. Unlike so many AHers I have great respect for our readers.

And eventually it paid off. I’m now one of the great LITEROTICA authors. Author of the most voted and most commented on stories of all time. With over forty best sellers (over 100,000 in sales) and over thirty 1000+ stories. ROYALTIES flow into ScouriesWorld

And it’s all because from the first day I started on the right path. The READERS PATH is what I refer to it as. And if you ever want to write best sellers and 1000+ vote stories you better get on it too.

So when you do take the time to read “Ohhh Mommy” let me suggest that you approach it as follows: “Hey, this is one of the most popular stories ever submitted to LITEROTICA. What can I learn from it? What does it tell me about the LITEROTICA reader? What lessons can I carry over to my work?

You do that my boy and you’re halfway home.​

[size=+2]james r scouries esq.[/size]
Multiple A.I.R. AWARD winner, MILLION SELLER,
Author of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story on LITEROTICA

km on sir scouries: You're an intelligent person with an ability to articulate your deep thinking. To semi-quote Kurt Hummel, I hope you don't mind me being honest with you because it comes from a place of respect. …of course she was on crack when she wrote the above…

What a load of crap

 

[scouries]

Just voicing an honest opinion of the story. No rants no graphs. My opinion which is free so take it for what it is worth. Perhaps the "hype' out shadows the story. I will read the other story later this week when I am not bogged down with my own things. Feel free to read and critque my work it is a free country

Unfortunately, and I believe sadly for you, you’ve missed the point.

I love honest critiques! Even dishonest ones. And welcome them. Your opinion will be one of the thousands and thousands that I receive that are continually fed into the ScouriesWorld computers to help me understand the needs and the likes and dislikes of my customers.

You should do the same.

And as I suggested in my first post you should study the great authors like yours truly to learn what we the greats do that attracts readers and makes us popular. Put aside your critical eye as you read; instead try to understand what makes the story great – not for you but for our reading public. Hopefully this will lead to a better understanding of our readers which you can use when writing future stories.​

[size=+2]james r scouries esq.[/size]
Multiple A.I.R. AWARD winner, MILLION SELLER,
Author of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story on LITEROTICA