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I would think that even a fried chicken would be able to look up the index to BOSTONFICTIONWRITER's stories on her own. :eek:

Well, that son-of-a-bitch never told me. :mad: Wait till I see him again!

See! He's not the bragger that everyone thinks he is. I never knew about that green E!:eek: Good for him!:heart:
 
Well, that son-of-a-bitch never told me. :mad: Wait till I see him again!

See! He's not the bragger that everyone thinks he is. I never knew about that green E!:eek: Good for him!:heart:

Hasn't told you? :D He's told everyone. Perhaps you just don't read through all of his diatribes. He'll be crushed. :D

Just as Jim must be crushed that he hasn't been able to cheat one for himself yet.

As TxRad posted, he gets royalties from folks who aren't impressed with his writing? Who says Laurel and Manu don't have a sense of humor?
 
Hasn't told you? :D He's told everyone. Perhaps you just don't read through all of his diatribes. He'll be crushed. :D

Just as Jim must be crushed that he hasn't been able to cheat one for himself yet.

As TxRad posted, he gets royalties from folks who aren't impressed with his writing? Who says Laurel and Manu don't have a sense of humor?

yah, well, Freddie doesn't have to brag to me. I already know he's good.:p
 
yah, well, Freddie doesn't have to brag to me. I already know he's good.:p

But then you think Jim is good too. Which probably means you were left in the fryer too long. :D

Think perhaps you should change your avatar to a dumb bunny.
 
But then you think Jim is good too. Which probably means you were left in the fryer too long. :D

Think perhaps you should change your avatar to a dumb bunny.

No, I unfavorited Jim. He knows it, and he knows why. I'm not sharing the why with the likes of someone that thinks I'm dumb. Hop off to another thread, will ya.
 
No, I unfavorited Jim. He knows it, and he knows why. I'm not sharing the why with the likes of someone that thinks I'm dumb. Hop off to another thread, will ya.

Who cares why--or even that you did? You're just part of his D List circus.
 
I dunno, Jim. Should I tell her?;)

Oh please enlighten me. I mean, after all, if scouries is so successful in REAL WORLD publishing, then he should brag about that (ad nauseum) as well.

Why ask his permission, he turned his back on you, just like he did with everyone else. He's a one man circus.
 
Scouries Is Dying!

Truth be told, I found out from a mutual friend, that Scouries is dying.

I don't know what he has or how much longer he has to live, but he's dying sooner than later.

The medication that he's taking has made him the mad man that he is. He doesn't mean some of the things that he writes.

As he won't be with us that much longer, I suggest that either people be nicer to him, take him with a bucket of salt, or ignore him.

I'll say a prayer for you, Jim. God bless you.
 
Truth be told, I found out from a mutual friend, that Scouries is dying.

I don't know what he has or how much longer he has to live, but he's dying sooner than later.

The medication that he's taking has made him the mad man that he is. He doesn't mean some of the things that he writes.

As he won't be with us that much longer, I suggest that either people be nicer to him, take him with a bucket of salt, or ignore him.

I'll say a prayer for you, Jim. God bless you.

This should prove to be interesting. :rolleyes:
 
my god! A whole page of ignored ones!

...I had to turn ace back on just to make sure the gabster wasn’t trying to fool me.


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Did Jim notice that I just got another Green E for a straight story on Lit.? :D

It was hard not to laugh when Gabby told me your latest gaffe ace.

Sorta a case of the old “hoist by your own petard” don’t you think?

Surely you checked the number of VIEWS and VOTES this story you were about to boast about got didn’t you? Apparently not!

So you wrote a ROMANCE category story. Then you got someone in the palace (an anonymous someone) to give it a Green “E” before it was released. Then it was put at the top of the new story list.

So you had everything going for you. I’ll bet you were sitting back with a big smile on your face when it came out. “Ohhh momma,” you probably told the little lady over the breakfast table, “am I going to get a lot of reads and votes with this one! And high votes – you should see how these ROMANCE types vote.”

The most worrisome thing for me is that you seem happy with the pitiful numbers the story that had all the advantages going for it received. When Gabby told me that the #1 story on the NEW STORY page, a ROMANCE, had only received 3900 views I thought she was kidding. “You mean 39,000,” I asked, thinking the sweet young thing had missed a zero. But she clicked open the story and there it was.

I don’t know how to break this to you but if one of my stories received less than 25,000 views on its first day I’d be devastated. And if it had started life as the #1 story on the NEW STORY page I wouldn’t be happy with anything under 50,000. And 50 votes? Anything under 350 in the first week is unacceptable!

Your joy at 3,900 views makes me wonder what you normally get? 500 … 1000 … 1500?

The bottom line ace is that your story is a total failure – our readers have spoken. And quite frankly never so clearly.

[size=+2]james r scouries esq.[/size]
MANU Award Winner
Multiple A.I.R. AWARD winner, MILLION SELLER,
Author of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story on LITEROTICA
 
Bottom line is that you've spent a long time writing another post that fizzled. But it did show how frustrated you are. :D
 
I’m james r scouries esq. and everyone eventually comes into my world!

[SIZE=+4]ScouriesWorld[/SIZE]

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[size=+2]james r scouries esq.[/size]
Multiple A.I.R. AWARD winner, MILLION SELLER,
Author of the MOST COMMENTED on
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sorry ace - can't read your latest - just put you back on ignore. 3,900 votes for a romance that came out #1 on the new story list? how embarrassing is that...
 
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Did Jim notice that I just got another Green E for a straight story on Lit.?

That of course is the beauty of the new system. For years the old ladies of AHland (which also includes ace, little ralphie, db and the dumb Texan) fought against full disclosure of the numbers. They wanted to keep them secret.

But the QUEEN and PRINCE MANU finally listened to their customers (the reading public) and to the few lone, sane voices in the wilderness (as in yours truly) and decided to lift the curtain and let us see exactly what was happening.

No longer can the elitist, prep school aces of our little world boast about their Green “E”s without worry of a reply.

All anyone has to do is click open the top romance stories in the last thirty days (in this case) and see the reality. Few votes, few views, middling rating!

Our readers aren’t stupid! They might be tricked once or twice by a glittering Green “E”s but they quickly learn. And this latest example proves it.

They knew not to open aces story even though it was #1 on the NEW STORY list and had a Green “E”s. And that’s because they’ve already sampled one of aces stories and have no interest in revisiting him no matter where his story comes up.

They simply don’t like his stories! And who can blame them?

[size=+2]james r scouries esq.[/size]
MANU Award Winner
Multiple A.I.R. AWARD winner, MILLION SELLER,
Author of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story on LITEROTICA
 
And who can blame them?

Not me, certainly. I think everyone should be able to read whatever stories they want.

That's why I don't read yours. Read one, you've read them all.

The Web site editors and the contest voters seem to agreement with me on that. :D

I can clearly see how much that bothers you. :D
 
I’m james r scouries esq. and everyone eventually comes into my world!

[SIZE=+4]ScouriesWorld[/SIZE]

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[size=+2]james r scouries esq.[/size]
Multiple A.I.R. AWARD winner, MILLION SELLER,
Author of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story on LITEROTICA


sorry ace - can't read your latest - just put you back on ignore. 3,900 votes for a romance that came out #1 on the new story list? how embarrassing is that...

Nice SHOES! Nuff said!










Well, except for the fact that you put me on Ignore! You SOB! I never did that to you, all I did was Unfavorite. Big difference, cuz I'm still waiting for an explanation in the form of the truth---if you know how to fess up. I'm thinking you don't. Coward!
 
[SIZE=+4]Welcome to ScouriesFantasyWorld[/SIZE]

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Where Scouries ego is the one and only thing that counts.
 
I don’t know how to break this to you but if one of my stories received less than 25,000 views on its first day I’d be devastated. And if it had started life as the #1 story on the NEW STORY page I wouldn’t be happy with anything under 50,000. And 50 votes? Anything under 350 in the first week is unacceptable!

Not that I'm a big fan of sticking up for Pilot, but when are you going to wow us with a new story? You have 1 this year, you had 6 in 2010. 7 in going on 20 months. Show us how it's done.
 
Poor scouries, having to answer his own bullshit. What happened, did the blowup doll spring a leak? Add some more tape or you'll lose the brains of [SIZE=+4]ScouriesFantasyWorld[/SIZE]

Home of LITEROTICA’S GREATEST FRAUD

Where Scouries ego is the one and only thing that counts.
 
Well, except for the fact that you put me on Ignore! You SOB! I never did that to you, all I did was Unfavorite. Big difference, cuz I'm still waiting for an explanation in the form of the truth---if you know how to fess up. I'm thinking you don't. Coward!

You're just now catching on that scouries cannot and will not tell the truth? Where the hell have you been?
 
Scouries and the word truth should never be used in the same sentence. It just ain't going to happen.

[SIZE=+4]Welcome to ScouriesFantasyWorld[/SIZE]

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