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[TxRad]

[SIZE=+4]Welcome to ScouriesFantasyWorld[/SIZE]

Home of LITEROTICA’S GREATEST FRAUD

Where Scouries ego is the one and only thing that counts.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

You're just now catching on that scouries cannot and will not tell the truth? Where the hell have you been?

Oh, he tells the truth. You just have to put all the pieces together. And, I love jigsaw puzzles. Won a contest two years in a row, and they asked me not to come back the following year.

 

[SweetMaj]

[SIZE=+4]Welcome to ScouriesFantasyWorld[/SIZE]

Home of LITEROTICA’S GREATEST FRAUD

Where Scouries ego is the one and only thing that counts.

Thank you, but I think I'll pass.

Good night, Tx.

 

[Spacefender]

The most worrisome thing for me is that you seem happy with the pitiful numbers the story that had all the advantages going for it received. When Gabby told me that the #1 story on the NEW STORY page, a ROMANCE, had only received 3900 views I thought she was kidding. “You mean 39,000,” I asked, thinking the sweet young thing had missed a zero. But she clicked open the story and there it was.

I don’t know how to break this to you but if one of my stories received less than 25,000 views on its first day I’d be devastated. And if it had started life as the #1 story on the NEW STORY page I wouldn’t be happy with anything under 50,000. And 50 votes? Anything under 350 in the first week is unacceptable!

Your joy at 3,900 views makes me wonder what you normally get? 500 … 1000 … 1500?

Apparently the only determining factors of whether a story is good or not are views and votes. By that measure the best all time movie was Avatar and the 2nd best movie was Titanic. By way of comparison, Avatar was 90 times better than The Princess Bride and Titanic some 60 times better. After all, The Princess Bride only made around $30 million or so. What a crappy movie!

I'm worried that I might actually be insane. I still enjoy watching The Princess Bride even after viewing it many times despite the evidence that it's just not that good a movie. However, I can't seem to enjoy watching Titanic even though it's 60 times better than The Princess Bride. Well, that's not entirely true, I enjoy the part where Kate Winslet shows her tits well enough.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

Apparently the only determining factors of whether a story is good or not are views and votes. By that measure the best all time movie was Avatar and the 2nd best movie was Titanic. By way of comparison, Avatar was 90 times better than The Princess Bride and Titanic some 60 times better. After all, The Princess Bride only made around $30 million or so. What a crappy movie!

I'm worried that I might actually be insane. I still enjoy watching The Princess Bride even after viewing it many times despite the evidence that it's just not that good a movie. However, I can't seem to enjoy watching Titanic even though it's 60 times better than The Princess Bride. Well, that's not entirely true, I enjoy the part where Kate Winslet shows her tits well enough.

I've never watched the Titantic. I even bought the movie, and I just can't turn it on. I know how it ends. Ruins everything that happens before that for me.

 

[michchick98]

Oh, he tells the truth. You just have to put all the pieces together. And, I love jigsaw puzzles. Won a contest two years in a row, and they asked me not to come back the following year.

Yeah, if he tells the truth so much, then why has Laurel, on more than one occasion, with more than one person, refuted his claims of earning even a nickel writing for this site?

If he tells the truth so much, and he's published in the REAL WORLD, beyond Literotica, then why can nothing be found with his name on it? Even if he used a pen name, with as big of an ego as he has, he wouldn't be able to NOT shout it to the world.

If he tells the truth so much, why does no one besides you believe any of the bullshit he spews?

If he tells the truth so much, why doesn't a single person ever come forward to thank him for these wonderful "prize packs."

If he tells the truth so much about his millions of adoring fans, how come, in all the years he's been here, none of them have come forward in his defense.

Yeah, I think you get the idea.

By the way, weren't YOU going to tell me about his REAL WORLD publishing? I mean after all you're mad at him, but you're still ready to defend him. If he is published in the REAL WORLD, then you'd think you'd be quick to prove it.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

Yeah, if he tells the truth so much, then why has Laurel, on more than one occasion, with more than one person, refuted his claims of earning even a nickel writing for this site?

If he tells the truth so much, and he's published in the REAL WORLD, beyond Literotica, then why can nothing be found with his name on it? Even if he used a pen name, with as big of an ego as he has, he wouldn't be able to NOT shout it to the world.

If he tells the truth so much, why does no one besides you believe any of the bullshit he spews?

If he tells the truth so much, why doesn't a single person ever come forward to thank him for these wonderful "prize packs."

If he tells the truth so much about his millions of adoring fans, how come, in all the years he's been here, none of them have come forward in his defense.

Yeah, I think you get the idea.

By the way, weren't YOU going to tell me about his REAL WORLD publishing? I mean after all you're mad at him, but you're still ready to defend him. If he is published in the REAL WORLD, then you'd think you'd be quick to prove it.

There's more to him than meets the screen. Believe me!

 

[michchick98]

There's more to him than meets the screen. Believe me!

I don't believe you. Is that the best defense you have for him?

And you still haven't answered the "should I tell her?" question you tossed out there.

Tell me.

I'd really like to know what scouries has published in the REAL WORLD. So would everyone else who reads this thread.

I want a REAL title and a REAL publisher, with PROOF, such as a legitimate link to purchase the book.

Nice tap dance you've got going, but you're the one who brought up the "should I tell her?" question, so now you're the one who can answer it.

Why such a big secret? If scouries is published in the REAL WORLD then I think he should be congratulated properly for the accomplishment.

 

[scouries]

where's this ScouriesWorld I keep hearing about?​

[size=+2]james r scouries esq.[/size]
MANU Award Winner
Multiple A.I.R. AWARD winner, MILLION SELLER,
Author of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story on LITEROTICA

 

[scouries]

Miami Beach? I hought they said Hamburg...

[size=+2]ScouriesWorld
Miami Beach, Florida
​

[/size]

[size=+2]Gabrielle L.[/size]
President, A.I.R.
Secretery of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story clubs
and 2011 Survivor Contest Director
Miami Beach, Florida

 

[scouries]

ohhhh jimmy...​

[size=+2]james r scouries esq.[/size]
MANU Award Winner
Multiple A.I.R. AWARD winner, MILLION SELLER,
Author of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story on LITEROTICA

 

[TxRad]

Sorry scouries but according to your ISP you are no where near Miami Beach or even Florida.


[SIZE=+4]Welcome to ScouriesFantasyWorld[/SIZE]

Home of LITEROTICA’S GREATEST FRAUD

Where Scouries ego is the one and only thing that counts.

 

[Guest]

[SIZE=+4]ScouriesWorld[/SIZE]

Jerome will be handling the other SCOURIES threads for the next 10 days but jim has decided to leave this one to the recent winner of the worst opening sentence award...

superheroralphie a.k.a. little ralphie a.k.a. bettyboob a.k.a. carboy a.k.a.forestwill but not BFW


yes little ralphie is in charge for the next 10 days - our great hope is that this will keep him busy and away from writing 15 mom stories for the next contest...​

[size=+2]Gabrielle L.[/size]
President, A.I.R.
Secretery of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story clubs
and 2011 Survivor Contest Director
Miami Beach, Florida

 

[YoursSINSerely]

[SIZE=+4]ScouriesWorld[/SIZE]

Jerome will be handling the other SCOURIES threads for the next 10 days but jim has decided to leave this one to the recent winner of the worst opening sentence award...

superheroralphie a.k.a. little ralphie a.k.a. bettyboob a.k.a. carboy a.k.a.forestwill but not BFW


yes little ralphie is in charge for the next 10 days - our great hope is that this will keep him busy and away from writing 15 mom stories for the next contest...​

[size=+2]Gabrielle L.[/size]
President, A.I.R.
Secretery of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story clubs
and 2011 Survivor Contest Director
Miami Beach, Florida

That will make him happy, and I will keep him busy. Oh, this looks like a lot of fun. Goodbye, Jim's secretary! Enjoy the weather! Send us a postcard wishing we were there, huh.


Let's trash this place...........................................

 

[TxRad]

[SIZE=+4]Welcome to ScouriesFantasyWorld[/SIZE]

Home of LITEROTICA’S GREATEST FRAUD

Where Scouries ego is the one and only thing that counts.

 

[SuperHeroRalph]

[SIZE=+4]ScouriesWorld[/SIZE]

Jerome will be handling the other SCOURIES threads for the next 10 days but jim has decided to leave this one to the recent winner of the worst opening sentence award...

superheroralphie a.k.a. little ralphie a.k.a. bettyboob a.k.a. carboy a.k.a.forestwill but not BFW


yes little ralphie is in charge for the next 10 days - our great hope is that this will keep him busy and away from writing 15 mom stories for the next contest...​

[size=+2]Gabrielle L.[/size]
President, A.I.R.
Secretery of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story clubs
and 2011 Survivor Contest Director
Miami Beach, Florida

Jerome? Who's Jerome?

I only agreed to babysit your thread, Scouries, because you're dying. By the look of this place I can understand why.

How much do you drink in a day? This place has turned into a real shit hole, since you invited me, BOSTONFICTIONWRITER, to take over the thread for two weeks, while you were on vacation three years ago.

You never told me what you have and what it is you're dying of, Jim, besides a bad case of lunacy. I see you have a hospital bed in the corner and a walker, too. How the fuck old are you anyway?

I still don't understand how you rate a thread so big. I can't believe you have three levels. What happened to the pool? Why did you drain it? And where's the bar? This place looks as Spartan as the Survivor thread.

So, where are you vacationing this time? I see you're still being paid by Literotica for all the sales commissions from the stories you've written? Why are you the only one being paid? I'm a way better writer than you are. I write more stories than you do and I get more sales, I mean hits than you do.

I see you left Gabby behind. She looks so deflated there in the corner. I wouldn't put it past you to have installed a nanny cam in her to make sure I don't steal anything. You did install a nanny cam in Gabby, you asshole. You're such a retard, Scouries. Trust me, tere's nothing here to steal. You have nothing I want.

Hey, where's the red button? The one that hung down from the ceiling and that summoned the dancing girls when pulled?

I see you took down all my decorating, the drapes and the rug. What did you do with the furniture I bought with your money? I liked the throne. I thought it fit you. You repainted all the walls to yellow, orange, and lime green. I thought the purple, blue, and red was more kingly appropriate.

Well, okay, if you want me to mind your thread, it's going to be different than the last time. After all the abuse you've given me, the gloves are off, Scouries.

"Hear Ye! Hear Ye! I welcome one and all to write an appropriate bashing comment for Scouries. Think of this thread as his Facebook wall. Let's really deface the fucker. I want him to read what everyone thinks of him, when he returns."

TxRad, this is your chance to write what you really think of Scouries, besides writing that this contest is a fake. Michchick, I know you've been holding back (lol), but now is the time to really write Scouries what you really think of him.

Babs? He's been mean to you lately. Now is the time to get even.

Just as he's kicked me, a dog, when I'm down, it's our turn to kick him, now that he's down and dying.

Rumor has it that he left the country for experimental surgery. Rumor has it that he's been taking experimental drugs for the past two years. Rumor has it that he's dying and the surgery is the only hope he has of living a little longer.

Rumor has it that Scouries is not a man but a woman. Did anyone see the movie Requim for a Heavyweight with Jackie Gleason? It was an old movie in black and white from the 50's and I remember it because I used to box. I think Anthony Quinn was the fighter in the movie. Anyway, the character that played the bookie, Mum, I think was her name, is uniquely familiar. Well, truth be told, that was Scouries in his heyday, a fat dyke. Now, that she's old, frail, and feeble, she's a shell of herself. Nevertheless, anyone who wants to bash this motherfucker is welcome to do just that.

Gee, thanks for inviting me to takeover your thread for ten days, Scouries. You'll be sorry.

 

[WmForrester]

I thought I'd voice my disapproval, now that you're away and now that I can.

My story, I Love You, Mommy has climbed to #156 on the All-Time Most read list with nearly 820,000 hits or sales, as you refer to them. I also have 1,250 votes, yet you never acknowledge my story, when it surpassed the magical and illustrious 1,000 vote total.

Why was that Scouries. Of course you know that I'm BOSTONFICTIONWRITER, don't you? Everyone else knows.

You really are a lunatic and the first woman to be dying from self-imposed lunacy.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

I'm sorry you're dying, Scouries.

Okay, that's enough doom and gloom. Let's get to the real issues.

Can I have this thread after you go?

I'll have to fix it all up again, of course. I don't mind.

Are you leaving me anything in your will?

Can I have your yacht? Condo? Ferrari?

What about the women? You have so many women, but they're all so very young.

 

[PositiveThinker]

Well, well, well, word gets around Scouries. I heard you're dying. Is that true? Good riddance I say. You've been such a miserable fuck to everyone. I do love your graphics, though, I'll give you that much and your threads are very entertaining, when you're off the sauce.

Well, good-bye and good luck, which ever direction you're going. My bet is you're heading down instead of up. Say hi to the Devil for me. Tell him to go fuck himself. Okay?

I plan on going the other way myself, having lived a good life.

I hope you don't suffer much pain. Think pleasant thoughts are you're dying. I slipped the mortician an extra C not to put a little something special in your coffin (lol) as my good-bye gift from me for being such a miserable fuck to me and my friends, BOSTONFICTIONWRITER, AndTheEnd, CarBuffStuff, WmForrester, and of course, our mascot, SuperHeroRalphie. Well, here's hoping you drop dead quickly.

 

[CarBuffStuff]

Hi Scouries. Remember me? CarBuffStuff.

Hey, since you're dying anyway and I know that BOSTONFICTIONWRITER already asked you for the Ferrari, but you know me and cars.

I'd take care of the GTO, if you want to make sure it's in good hands.

Let me know what you decide. Okay? I mean, if you give it to me or to BOSTONFICTIONWRITER, it won't really matter, as we're the same person.

Good-bye Scouries.

 

[andtheend]

Oh, my God, Scouries. I just heard the news that you're dying...again.

I'm so sorry. Please accept my sincere condolences on the advent of your death. I will miss you, kind of, not really, well, not at all, but you'll be missed by someone, maybe, most likely, probably not.

Ah, you are further proof that the good die young. Had you been good, you would have died 70-years ago.

Unlike the others, BOSTONFICTIONWRITER and CarBuffStuff, I don't want anything. I just need to know where they'll be burying you, so that I may lift up my skirt, pull down my panties, and pee on your grave.

Have a nice remainder of your life, albeit very short life.

Ta Ta

Susan

 

[FatherHolyGhost]

Children, children, children, my children, have thou art no compassion for this poor man, er, or woman, whichever the case may be?

I heard he or she is dying. Shall we celebrate his or her life with a prayer?

Let us pray.

"Dear God in Heaven give James Scouries the good mind to die in peace. Amen."

Psst, Jim, before you go, you mentioned that I could have a pick of pussy from your stable of women. By the way, whatever women you have after you leave this Earth, I can take care of, I mean, care for in my orphanage. It's not really an orphanage, just a room that I have behind the church where no one can hear the screams, I mean, our prayers.

God Bless you James Scouries and peace be with you.

 

[HornyDevilSatan]

Fuck off, Father. No amount of prayers is going to save the sorry ass of this cocksucker. His soul is mine. Now beat it, before I Baptize thee with your cross.

Pussy my ass. Since when are you into pussy, FatherHolyGhost. Last I heard you were fucking the opposite and much younger sex.

I'll see you in Hell Father.

As for you, Jimmy boy, pay no attention to the wizard behind the curtain. Don't worry about a thing. I have you well protected. As a sign of good faith, how would you like it if I posted another million hits to your stories, Mommy I Moaned or Daddy I Groaned?

Now that I think of it, why not write the next story in the series, Sister I Boned?

"I'll see you in Hell, son."

Satan

 

[SisterGoodieTwoShoes]

Even after all these years, you two are still fighting. Get away from her, FatherHolyGhost. Get away from him HornyDevilSatan. Let the Dyke die in person.

"Scouries, will you come to my room later and...pray?"

 

[SimonCowell]

Jesus Christ Jimmy boy. I've been waiting outside for you to be alone to see you. Who are all these people. I have to tell you, that SisterGoodieTwoShoes Nun has big tits. I'd love to bang her. I'd love to see her on her knees, if you know what I mean. Tell me, does she swallow?

Anyway, I'm hear to make you a proposition, a legitimate offer. Paula Abdul has been chasing after my ass to give her a new show.

I figure, now that you're dying...again, that you can use a few dollars for a full funeral, fancy coffin, and a giant tombstone, as big as the one that BOSTONFICTIONWRITER ordered to fit all his story titles.

Listen, here's the thing, reality TV. Huh? What do you think, old chap, about dying on TV. You'll be the first.

We'll set you up in a private hospital room and have the full cast and compliment of characters visit you on live TV. So long as you maintain a 15% market share, I promise not to pull the plug. So long as you do some moaning and groaning of your own on live TV, I think we can have a hit.

Contracts? Don't worry about contracts. You can trust me. A handshake will do.

"Eww, Jim. Gross. What were you playing with yourself again?"