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I'm glad you're dying, Jim Scouries.

You told me you loved me. You told me I was your one and only. You told me that I'd be Mrs. Scouries, one day, soon.

...And now you're dying. Where does that leave me? Huh? What am I supposed to do now?

"By the way, I'm pregnant with your bastard or bitch baby, don't know which and I'm pretty sure it's your baby, as I've been farting really smelly farts, a lot lately. I know that's not much proof, but they smell exactly the same as the ones that you make, just before cumming in my mouth, after calling me Mommy."

Oh, and I got a load of SisterGoodieTwoShoes. You better not be fucking her. She doesn't look like any Nun that I've ever seen. Now that I think of it, she looks a lot like that Nun in the Literotica movie they're advertising on the top of their front page.
 
Holy, Mother of God! What the heck happened to this place? I thought Jim was going on vacation and y'all have him dead a buried, like he never existed.

He told me he was heading to Boston--something about a tall ship parade in the harbor, and few co-eds in Cambridge.
 
Oh, he's in Boston, alright. He's in a private room at Massachusetts General Hospital, that is, until they kick his ass out for paying for his room with Literotica monopoly money that he prints.

Best you tell him the fuck off, before he dies, Babs. This is it. This is his last curtain call. It's over for James Scouries. May he rest in peace.

 
Oh, he's in Boston, alright. He's in a private room at Massachusetts General Hospital, that is, until they kick his ass out for paying for his room with Literotica monopoly money that he prints.

Best you tell him the fuck off, before he dies, Babs. This is it. This is his last curtain call. It's over for James Scouries. May he rest in peace.


I can only hope that when he returns, he will be nicer to my bff. I don't like to see my friends hurt, beaten and abused.:(
 
I can only hope that when he returns, he will be nicer to my bff. I don't like to see my friends hurt, beaten and abused.:(

Unless he's returning as a ghost to haunt this place, let's hope Jim Scouries never returns.

Besides, I already have plans for this thread. Even though BOSTONFICTIONWRITER wants to turn this thread into his personal royal palace, I was thinking of leveling it and making the land a dog park. What do you think?

There are certainly enough dogs posting to Literotica. Finally, we'd all have a place where we can pee and poop, thanks to James Scouries. Yeah, I like that idea.

I can see it now standing at the dedication services.

"I dedicate this land that this thread was once on as James Scouries Dog Park."

Wow, I mean, Bow Wow.
 
Unless he's returning as a ghost to haunt this place, let's hope Jim Scouries never returns.

Besides, I already have plans for this thread. Even though BOSTONFICTIONWRITER wants to turn this thread into his personal royal palace, I was thinking of leveling it and making the land a dog park. What do you think?

There are certainly enough dogs posting to Literotica. Finally, we'd all have a place where we can pee and poop, thanks to James Scouries. Yeah, I like that idea.

I can see it now standing at the dedication services.

"I dedicate this land that this thread was once on as James Scouries Dog Park."

Wow, I mean, Bow Wow.

Will there be a statue of Polo at the gate? He's such a cute dog!:)
 
Since Scouries is not back for a few more days. I will champion one of his causes, but only because since I was dumb enough to look at some of his contest complaints it has now become a pet peeve of my own.

The December monthly winners were just announced. Guess what?

1st place Non human
2nd place sci fi
3rd place Gay male.

more stories with barely any views taking the top spots again. There has to be a better way. I know they try to go by votes/scores and not views to be fair to the lesser viewed categories.-if we went by views incest/loving wives would be winning all the time.

But now it is unfair in the other direction stories with less views get much less votes therefore it is easier to get a high score. Apparently non human has not a fraction of the trolls that strike incest and loving wives, or even non consent.

The way things work now the way to win is to have a story that very few people read. If you are in a category that only averages 5,000 views and you got yourself on 75 or so favorites pages and most of them vote you are a shoe in.
 
Since Scouries is not back for a few more days. I will champion one of his causes, but only because since I was dumb enough to look at some of his contest complaints it has now become a pet peeve of my own.

The December monthly winners were just announced. Guess what?

1st place Non human
2nd place sci fi
3rd place Gay male.

more stories with barely any views taking the top spots again. There has to be a better way. I know they try to go by votes/scores and not views to be fair to the lesser viewed categories.-if we went by views incest/loving wives would be winning all the time.

But now it is unfair in the other direction stories with less views get much less votes therefore it is easier to get a high score. Apparently non human has not a fraction of the trolls that strike incest and loving wives, or even non consent.

The way things work now the way to win is to have a story that very few people read. If you are in a category that only averages 5,000 views and you got yourself on 75 or so favorites pages and most of them vote you are a shoe in.

Like scouries has been told a few thousand time, the contest are as fair as anything can be on the Internet. If you have a better idea, lets hear it.

Which brings us to the second and more important point. The contests are set up my Laural and Manu and until they change their minds, that's the way it is.

You can bitch and moan all you want but it won't change a thing. It never has and it never will.

Another dead horse beat to smithereens. :rolleyes:
 
Like scouries has been told a few thousand time, the contest are as fair as anything can be on the Internet. If you have a better idea, lets hear it.

Which brings us to the second and more important point. The contests are set up my Laural and Manu and until they change their minds, that's the way it is.

You can bitch and moan all you want but it won't change a thing. It never has and it never will.

Another dead horse beat to smithereens. :rolleyes:

In theory what they could do is take the list of nominees, one from each category, put them up there and give people a week to vote on them. Not vote on the story itself but vote on which one they think should win (like they do the annual awards)

Authors could post the link on there home pages to try to get their fans involved, which would bring more people to the forums, and they could support their favorite.

Of course I know the drawback to this is the amount of work it would take for people who I'm sure are already struggling to keep up with everything going on here. But it is an idea.

Trust me I'm not Scouries I do have a few brain cells rattling around up there, and I don't complain because I think I should be winning anything, it would be fun, but I'm a realist I write twisted shit that does not have much universal appeal but enjoy it. I just feel there could be a better way that would allow it to be more competitive.

Now as for how it is currently run, well I'll be curious to see what happens in January. I wrote a story which to me I was disappointed in. 9,000 views (crap for incest even though it was a spin off of an ongoing series) and only around 65 votes, but because it was a lot of "regulars" voting It has a crazy 4.89 rating, so hey maybe a I got a shot that month.
 
I would think that the better way would be to have category-specific contests and, over time, give all of the categories attention within category. Give all categories an equal shot at the money--since there's money involved.

Of course then the straight stories would still have the biggest shot at the rewards since nearly all of the categories are some form of straight. There's no bi, no true menage, and only one each of the gay male and lesbian categories.

Maybe this would be OK, though, for contests, as I'm sure most of the readers/writers are in the straight categories.

Taking views/votes/comments as a control as Scouries and Lovecraft suggest, though, is fake, because that stat doesn't correspond to true readers and can be (and is, obviously) being manipulated by the author's rapidly moving thumb over the "open" button.
 
I would think that the better way would be to have category-specific contests and, over time, give all of the categories attention within category. Give all categories an equal shot at the money--since there's money involved.

Of course then the straight stories would still have the biggest shot at the rewards since nearly all of the categories are some form of straight. There's no bi, no true menage, and only one each of the gay male and lesbian categories.

Maybe this would be OK, though, for contests, as I'm sure most of the readers/writers are in the straight categories.

Taking views/votes/comments as a control as Scouries and Lovecraft suggest, though, is fake, because that stat doesn't correspond to true readers and can be (and is, obviously) being manipulated by the author's rapidly moving thumb over the "open" button.

I never said to go by views/votes and never mentioned comments. All those can be manipulated byt he author and not just in clicks, but in "alts" and fake anon comments. I was referring that it would NOT be fair to go by that because it would be an easy win for incest/loving wives which I think are the two most viewed. My point was on lesser viewed Categories it is easier to get a high average score when you do not get a lot of votes and a lot of categories do not have the trolling issues that some others do which bring down there scores. For instance I'm sure over time a LW story has won but I would think it's pretty tough with all the trolling over there.

The real "fair" way would be a monthly winner in each category. I mean you may think GM has a disadvantage, but think about someone in letters and transcripts or non erotic, I'm sure the transexual category would suffer worse than GM. This of course boils down again to too much work.

On another note I think you're right on the GM being up against it because the majority of categories here are Straight so obviously more readership there. This would be another reason to go with a winner per category that way no matter how obscure the category someone there can win.
 
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he's back tomorrow!!!

yes LITEROTICA'S #1 Author should be back tomorrow...

Here's a welcome home gift...

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from the "Hottest Asians" thread


[size=+2]Jerome[/size]
teenager … champion of “favorite” writers
dixie’s nemesis
retard regurgitator
 
and another one from Susan on the "Nipples" thread...

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[size=+2]Jerome[/size]
teenager … champion of “favorite” writers
dixie’s nemesis
retard regurgitator
 
Since scouries is GHP & Jerome, he's been "home" for several days, that is if he actually went anywhere in the first place.


[SIZE=+4]Welcome to ScouriesFantasyWorld[/SIZE]

Home of LITEROTICA’S GREATEST FRAUD

Where Scouries ego is the one and only thing that counts.
 
What a surprise... scouries wanders in ( in his Groucho Marx glasses disguise ) and shortly thereafter, the feedback portal is filled to the brim with glowing comments.

Three are reviewed by the same person on the feedback portal right now -- which updates every fifteen minutes. Wow, a hyper speed-reader who just joined today and favorited him and his two "masterpieces" he's so fond of hyping.

Obvious fraud is obvious :rolleyes:
 
[size=+2]Just don’t blame the players!!!![/size]

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[size=+2]University of Miami Hurricanes[/size]
National Football Champions
1983, 1987, 1989, 1991, 2001, 2002



The “U” became the greatest football program in the country on the backs of poor, inner city, black kids from Miami and South Florida. And while the NCAA, the ACC conference, the University, the Networks, the Advertisers, the Hangers On and the Coaches have all benefited from the system these young kids are expected to be lily white. To provide the labor while everyone else reaps the rewards.

Do you know how many Division 1 coaches make more than a million bucks a year?

This short, ponzi scheme, white crook is just one of the thousands of “jock sniffing wannaees” (thanks JJ) who plague every division one football program in the country. And it’s worse down here – we have more of these scummy, quick money clowns than any city in the country.

And yet the players will be the only ones who’ll suffer.

“You accepted free drinks? Free meals? Hookers? What kind of person are you?” the public will demand.

Well I’ll tell you! These boy/men are pushed to the absolute limit by their million dollar a year coaches and AD’s. And the second a problem arises (injury, off field problems) they’re cut free. Scholarship taken away.

Is anyone out there really surprised that 18, 19 and 20 year old poor black males from Overtown or Liberty City or Pompano or Pahokee didn’t turn down the chance to fuck a sweet, teenage, $1000 a night, white epussy?

Get real! They took advantage of a few free drinks and meals in restaurants and bars that they and their parents were never able to afford.

These kids are celebrities in Miami. And they should be. They play the toughest game in the world. All anyone has to do to realize that is stand on the sidelines of a University practice field for an hour or so on a steamy August day.

And the brutal punishment these guys take every day pays for all the other sports programs at the University. I don’t begrudge these guys anything they were able to get out of it. They’re the only ones that deserve it.

But now we’re going to have to listen to weeks and months of pontificating by the rich, white guys in suits that run the system.

BULLSHIT!!!!!!


[size=+2]james r scouries esq.[/size]
MANU Award Winner
Multiple A.I.R. AWARD winner, MILLION SELLER,
Author of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story on LITEROTICA
 
What a surprise... scouries wanders in ( in his Groucho Marx glasses disguise ) and shortly thereafter, the feedback portal is filled to the brim with glowing comments.

Three are reviewed by the same person on the feedback portal right now -- which updates every fifteen minutes. Wow, a hyper speed-reader who just joined today and favorited him and his two "masterpieces" he's so fond of hyping.

Obvious fraud is obvious :rolleyes:

I agree that it is a bit pathetic to comment and voteon one's own stories. I really don't understand the concept. I mean at the end of the day he knows he's doing it and what's to be gained here? Nothing, we don't get paid (unless someone wins a contest) so it's just stupid and kind of well.... sleazy I guess.

On the other hand what is even more pathetic is you stalking him. The feedback portal updates every 15 minutes and you are right there to see it and report on it.

What do you care if he pads his score? is he cheating you or I or any author out of anything? last time I looked we all got "paid" the same.

Scouries may be a fraud but your a goddamn stalker. TX posts the same comment over and over, a click of a button you"re spending a ton of time dissecting every little thing this guy does.

Get off the key board go outside (yes it is scary out there amongst real people but you're a big boy you can do it) and get a life for Christ's sakes.
 
I agree that it is a bit pathetic to comment and voteon one's own stories. I really don't understand the concept. I mean at the end of the day he knows he's doing it and what's to be gained here? Nothing, we don't get paid (unless someone wins a contest) so it's just stupid and kind of well.... sleazy I guess.

On the other hand what is even more pathetic is you stalking him. The feedback portal updates every 15 minutes and you are right there to see it and report on it.

What do you care if he pads his score? is he cheating you or I or any author out of anything? last time I looked we all got "paid" the same.

Scouries may be a fraud but your a goddamn stalker. TX posts the same comment over and over, a click of a button you"re spending a ton of time dissecting every little thing this guy does.

Get off the key board go outside (yes it is scary out there amongst real people but you're a big boy you can do it) and get a life for Christ's sakes.

Jesus Christ! Do I have a clone? You sound like me, when I gave a shit. Now, it's all hopeless and useless. Whatever you write will be taken out of context and used against you by those who have no life, but for these forum board pages.

Best you hunker down and let the whackos run around the asylum without you. Best you put them all on ignore now. Best you d what you do best and just write your stories.

I get out of Literotica what no professor has been able to give me in any writing class at Northeastern University. Even the late and great Dr. Robert Parker of Spencer for Hire fame couldn't make me a better writer, when I took his creative writing classes at Boston University. Either you have it or you don't.

Sadly, writers here and everywhere are a dime a dozen. Unless you know someone or your mother and/or father is someone, we're all doomed to write stories that no one will read except for by those who lurk here. I've always wished that this could be a better place, one that inspires writers instead of bashes them, but it is what it is, a porn board.
 
Jesus Christ! Do I have a clone? You sound like me, when I gave a shit. Now, it's all hopeless and useless. Whatever you write will be taken out of context and used against you by those who have no life, but for these forum board pages.

Best you hunker down and let the whackos run around the asylum without you. Best you put them all on ignore now. Best you d what you do best and just write your stories.

I get out of Literotica what no professor has been able to give me in any writing class at Northeastern University. Even the late and great Dr. Robert Parker of Spencer for Hire fame couldn't make me a better writer, when I took his creative writing classes at Boston University. Either you have it or you don't.

Sadly, writers here and everywhere are a dime a dozen. Unless you know someone or your mother and/or father is someone, we're all doomed to write stories that no one will read except for by those who lurk here. I've always wished that this could be a better place, one that inspires writers instead of bashes them, but it is what it is, a porn board.

Ralphie! You're ALIVE! Yeah!:heart:
 
A little present for you, for your "return". It's this week's episode of launching truth bombs into your castle of fool's gold and fraud. Enjoy!

http://www.literotica.com:81/contests/archive.html

Monthly Contest Winners by Category

Romance - 84
Novels and Novellas - 36
Incest - 34
Sci-Fi & Fantasy - 23
Mature - 19
Non Human - 19
Gay Male - 16
Group Sex - 15
Interracial - 13
Lesbian - 12
BDSM - 7
Loving Wives - 5
First Time - 5
Non Erotic - 5
Erotic Couplings - 3
Fetish - 3
Mind Control - 3
Non Consent - 2
Transexuals - 2
Text w. Audio - 1
Celebrities - 1

The remainder of the categories have no monthly winners, or were represented by stories that have been removed from the site, and are thus impossible to check for category.

What? This is outrageous! I demand that someone immediately take action to remove the unfair advantage that INCEST has in winning monthly contests! Why, it has around a 30% advantage over the next best category, and it only gets worse from there!

It's totally unfair! Someone should do something about it! Cheating! Plants! Sweeps! Squawk! Squawk!

:rolleyes:

You and the people you've baffled with your bullshit can spout off all you want. All it takes is a little time to see that it's nothing more than sour grapes and lies with one and only one agenda:

Disqualify everything and everybody else until you can actually win a contest.

What's worse is that I know many of those removed stories were incest. With titles like "A brother and Sister", it's not difficult to guess. I haven't even delved into the Novels, but I just bet you there are incest stories in there as well.

Have fun choking on facts, King of Fraud :D
 
Yep, I'm on the feedback portal frequently when I'm home. It's a nice, regularly updated interlude to check out during commercials or writing breaks, full of entertainment, and often pointing to good reading for later. All the interesting tidbits like scouries pitiful pumping of his stats and craziness like the professional commenters is just picked up in the peripheral vision.

What's it matter? Exposing the abundance of bullshit and lack of ethics demonstrated by egomaniacs espousing conspiracy theories ensures that people know who they're dealing with when one of these con-men tries to recruit them into the "noble cause" of promoting their own sense of greatness.

Of course, a few still get snookered in, don't they? Oh well, can't win them all. Some are just born wearing a tinfoil hat, I guess :p

Gotta love the "get a life" comments. Like so many of of the blind jabs y'all throw, it's pretty pointless when it's either completely off the mark, or what you consider a zinger is a compliment, as far as I'm concerned. You wouldn't believe me if I told you - unless you saw the pics and videos *laugh*

Stalker, huh? Why was it that you're here again... Oh, yeah, that's right.

That's another thing you have in common with your new buddies - living in a glass house.

Goodnight, and have a pleasant tomorrow. :D

I agree that it is a bit pathetic to comment and voteon one's own stories. I really don't understand the concept. I mean at the end of the day he knows he's doing it and what's to be gained here? Nothing, we don't get paid (unless someone wins a contest) so it's just stupid and kind of well.... sleazy I guess.

On the other hand what is even more pathetic is you stalking him. The feedback portal updates every 15 minutes and you are right there to see it and report on it.

What do you care if he pads his score? is he cheating you or I or any author out of anything? last time I looked we all got "paid" the same.

Scouries may be a fraud but your a goddamn stalker. TX posts the same comment over and over, a click of a button you"re spending a ton of time dissecting every little thing this guy does.

Get off the key board go outside (yes it is scary out there amongst real people but you're a big boy you can do it) and get a life for Christ's sakes.
 
Is there anything worse than a dishonest person? A darkboy with a complete lack of integrity.

A person who’s not willing to present his side of the argument honestly. Who’ll use every trick in the book to misstate his opponents beliefs and arguments because he knows his just don’t stand up.

The master of fake graphs is seemingly at it again.

Fuck db, you’re thirty, it’s time to grow up and be a man.

[size=+2]james r scouries esq.[/size]
Multiple A.I.R. AWARD winner, MILLION SELLER,
Author of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story on LITEROTICA
 
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