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[ScouriesWorld]

This is the official

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thread. Thank you for visiting…​

the tenth circle - the superstars...


scouries!

scouries!!

[SIZE=+2]scouries!!![/SIZE]

[size=+3]scouries!!!![/size]

[size=+6]scouries!!!!![/SIZE]​

 

[scouries]

Now this girl belongs in

[size=+4]ScouriesWorld[/size]

click here:

[size=+4]Michelle Jenneke[/size]​

 

[scouries]

We’ve had numerous requests to provide an overview and update of the various ScouriesWorld sponsored threads. According to many of our AHland friends absolutely no one is reading these threads. That’s strange, it does seem as if someone is reading our work …

Here are the numbers as of today – thanks everyone!

THREADMASTERED by james r scouries and/or ScouriesWorld…

the SCOURIES thread… 10,801 posts … 343,983 views … 31.8 vpp
1000+ VOTE Club thread… 1,032 posts … 84,678 views … 82.0 vpp
100+ COMMENT Club thread… 354 posts … 37,499 views … 105.9 vpp
The A.I.R. Contest Support thread… 858 posts … 24,582 views … 28.7 vpp
Congrats to the A.I.R. Special Contest Award Winners … 512 … 17,622 …34.4 vpp​

 

[TxRad]

Yeah, and 80% of the posts on every thread are made by scouries or his propaganda alt scouriesworld. He did have another propaganda alt but "she" got banned from the site for spamming threads in the Authors Hangout.

The rest of the posts in his threads are a half dozen or so other people trying to make sure the new people on this site know that scouries has nothing to do with Lit. That he is just another poster on the site. That he does not get royalties for the views on his stories, which he calls sales.

It also warns other about his fake contests and fake lists.

The only real lists are the top lists. There is no such thing as A.I.R. It is all in scouries head. He is A.I.R. Him and him alone.

Those are the facts of his update. He is a liar and a cheat.

 

[scouries]

I haven’t talked about the monthly contests for a long time on this thread. The subject had just become too depressing. But in my quest to see how MANU was doing on keeping the awards list up to date I looked at it today.

http://www.literotica.com/contests/index.html

Now when you click the Monthly Award Winners tab (tab above)everything looks right up to date. The May winners have been announced which seems to fit in perfectly with the explanation of when to expect winners to be announced (before the end of the next month: i.e. May 2012 winners would be announced by the end of June 2012). And yes the May winners are there in black and white.

Unfortunately when you click open the first story (oh Christ is it possible it’s another “least read” story from darkboy?) we find that in fact this isn’t a May 2012 story but instead one from May 2011. Huh? WTF? A simple mistake? No, all the May winners are from 2011. As are the April (mind you one April 2011 winner now somehow carries the date July 23 2012), March, February and January ones. June 2011 winners are yet to be announced. Which makes them just about a year late, give or take a week.

So the PALACE isn't doing much better with the monthly awards...​

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[size=+2]Literotica Monthly
Story Contests[/size]

* May Reader's Choice Winners *

First Place ($150 Cash Prize Winner):
Sisters of the Mists Ch. 16 Sci-Fi
by Darkniciad

Second Place ($100 Cash Prize Winner):
Splintered Destinies Ch. 16 Sci-Fi
by Cedar_Needle

Third Place ($75 Cash Prize Winner):
With Strings Attached Ch. 08 Lesbo
by maxout09


Results are usually tallied after the 16th
of the following month, and announced before the following month's end (i.e. August winners would be announced around September 30.)​

 

[scouries]

[SIZE=+2]ON MONTHLY CONTESTS[/size]

But then I made an even bigger mistake. You can find older monthly winners by scrolling down the page and clicking – Previous Monthly Winners - which unfortunately I did. It takes you here:

http://www.literotica.com/contests/archive.html

“Don’t look” my brain tried to order even as my eyes sought out the 2011 winners for the first 5 months of the year. Fifteen stories that have won fame and fortune.

Except 13 out of the 15 aren’t complete stories at all! They’re chapters! Yes in fact a 3rd chapter, a 5th, a 7th, two 8th, a 10th, a 14th, three 16th, an 18th, a 20th, and a 28th chapter have all been designated a monthly winner in the first five months of 2011.

The other two winners are 7 and 8 pagers.

And what categories produced these winning chapters? GUESS!

You’re right! 10 of the 15 (67%) are Sci-Fi/Non Human chapters! Besides these 10 we have 2 romances, 1 lesbo and 1 novel. 1 story seems to have disappeared from the site.

And no we didn’t have a winner from any of the five most popular categories on the site (EC, Incest, Group, LW and BDSM) which receive over 60% of the submissions to the site.

NOTHINGS CHANGED boys and girls!!!!!​

 

[TxRad]

Still whining about Sci-Fi/Non Human, I see. You used to whine about Romance and Group, or was it Anal?

Whatever is winning besides your beloved and only category, Incest is the bad guy to you.

Give it a fuck rest before you drive yourself crazier than you are now.

 

[ScouriesWorld]

don't worry we'll be back...

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SW girls ready to party????

Just wanted to advise you that jim and I willl be away for the coming week (a little R&R on the boat). Thanks for visiting the #1 thread on LITEROTICA...…​

 

[TxRad]

Since scouriesworld is scouries, that means he has a date with his right hand.

And the boat is a toy in the bathtub.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

As she has done in the past, Scouries has asked me to take over her thread. I haven't had the time to make a post until today. I'm really no longer interested in maintaining her lies.

Actually, the photo that she posted of all those topless women was stolen. The only time Scouries sees a topless woman is when she strips naked and looks in the mirror. Trust me, that's an image that no one wants to see. She looks like that old woman in the Playboy magazine cartoons.

For those who don't know, Scouries is a woman, a very old woman, named Bethany.

Further, Scouries is not from Miami. She's never been to Florida or to America for that matter. Scouries is from the worse section of Liverpool England. She doesn't even own a car, never mind a boat.

She lives in a flat, one room, actually. She's too elderly to leave. Her neighbor, Jim, (probably where she got her name) goes to the market for her. Truly, I feel bad for the woman. She is funny, though, posting all of her stolen pictures.

Now that I know her real identity, hosting her thread isn't the same. I feel bad for her. At least, before, she disguised her thread to make me believe that she was a hip man, but now, instead of alcohol and dancing women, her thread is filled with mothballs, Geritol, Ben-Gay, and old photos of Elton John.

There's a wheelchair and a walker in the corner, along with one of those hand grabbers poles that allows her to reach for things out of her reach.

Actually, I wish I hadn't opened this door. As in Pandora's old box, some doors should remaina closed. I prefer remembering Scouries in the way that she wants everyone to believe that she's a man and the CEO of Soouries World.

Alas, sorry to report, there is no Scouries World. There is a junkyard across from her one room apartment, aptly named, Scouries World. Loaded with old cars, Mini Coopers, Morris Minors, Triumps, MG parts, and Austin Healy wheels, the place is as decrepid as she is.

Perhaps, now that we all know who Scouries really is, we'll cut her some slack and pretend that she's someone else, something she'd rather be, and someone that takes her to a better place.

God bless you, Miss Bethany Scouries. I hope you have a wonderful vaction from Literotica, while sitting in your one room.

 

[Starbourne]

. . . For those who don't know, Scouries is a woman, a very old woman, named Bethany.

Further, Scouries is not from Miami. She's never been to Florida or to America for that matter. Scouries is from the worse section of Liverpool England. She doesn't even own a car, never mind a boat. . . .

Sorry, BFW, but a Lit friend drew my attention to your post because she knows I'm a Scouser (one born and bred in Liverpool) and I've only now had time to pop over here to ask, politely, for a correction.

From what I've learned of Literotica's resident delusional sociopath, I can assure you that it doesn't live in The Pool. And it never came from there, either.

Liverpool is a hard city of hard people but also, of hard talent (I guess you'll know its track record as well as I.) The walking dysfunction to which you refer is neither hard nor talented and, if in England at all, is most likely to be located in the Southeast, a region where effete saddos are often to be found calling themselves Esq and even, parading a middle-name initial.

What tends to happen in Liverpool is that people who append 'Esq' to a name already inflated with a middle initial don't get to parade for very long.

I attribute the extended posturing of this Scouries thing on Lit to the generosity of spirit of the American character, and have no wish to dampen that nobility. However. . . Until such time as can be definitively established if this thing is indeed conveniently located for Scotland Road counselling, would you please leave my home town out of it? Thanks.

 

[ScouriesWorld]

The boss will finally be back from his vacation tomorrow (imagine: 5 weeks!) but he did just send me a message asking me to post the following:

who invented [size=+3]SWAGGER FOOTBALL????[/SIZE]

[size=+2]University of Miami Hurricanes[/size]
National Football Champions
1983, 1987, 1989, 1991, 2001, 2002​

 

[sr71plt]

UVa 43, Richmond 19

 

[nakdsub]

Hey everyone...

If you believe ANYTHING this man says, I have some ocean front property in Kansas I'd like to sell you.

 

[ScouriesWorld]

here we go again...

Congratulations to the June 2011 NON Reader's Choice Award Winners!
________________________________________
Manu and I would like to thank all the authors who submitted during the month, and all the other months for that matter! We've tallied the reader's votes, and are happy to announce the winners of our June People's Choice Awards.

First Place ($150 Cash Prize Winner):
Planetfall Ch. 04 by wildehafer

Second Place ($100 Cash Prize Winner):
New Kingdom: Australian Court Ch. 03 by MicKay

Third Place ($75 Cash Prize Winner):
Hearts of Warriors Ch. 02 by JazCullen

Thanks again to everyone who voted, submitted, or was involved in Literotica in any way. You are all awesome!

Can you blame her?

 

[TxRad]

Yes scouries, we can smell the sour grapes you are spewing from here.

 

[ScouriesWorld]

latest numbers now available... more later...

the [size=+2]scourian[/size] way… 3 stories ... 8 million copies sold ... 65,000 votes cast ... 1600 comments ...

1 - Daddy?" I Whispered Stephanie seduces her handsome father.
4.52 38246 2979385 Incest/Taboo (English) 02/19/06 approved
Public Comments: 941

2 - "Ohhh...Mommy," I Groaned He deflowers sister, impregnates mom.
4.57 22477 4304568 Incest/Taboo (English) 12/17/06 approved
Public Comments: 558 Moderate

3 - "We'll Do Your Mom First," I Said Two virgins decide to seduce their moms.
4.67 3565 603282 Incest/Taboo (English) 09/10/10 approved
Public Comments: 101 .......

 

[ScouriesWorld]

The Boss Is Very, Very Happy!!!!!!

VICTORY!!!!!

 

[lovecraftsworld]

Wow! A 6 year old story another 6 year old story and a 2 year old story!

I guess the 2 year old story is what you consider new because of how little you write these days.

And dive all those numbers by 10 and the that number is the legitimate number of votes and views and comments made the other 90% come from scummies sock puppets.

Once a fraud always a fraud.

 

[scouries]

yes it is!!!!

 

[ScouriesWorld]

louisiana tech? i didn't even know thay had a football team...

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[Sexual_Eruption]

Sex Toys

Sex Toys

 

[scouries]

fuck! why didn't miami get this thing????

 

[scouries]

[size=+3] jamesscouries[/size]

And all the employees of

[size=+3] ScouriesWorld[/size]

Would like to offer our warmest birthday wishes to the one and only

(even if we are a day late)

may MANU'S penis grow even larger...​

 

[ScouriesWorld]

yes my little friends ...