The UK Kink Thread

[Malich]

here's hoping!!
is there enough work for you to do? or are you going to be back early again?
Seems like someone at your firm couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery!

I've got enough on site until lunch, then a couple more of paperwork I'll do when I get home.

 

[Sweetdaisymae]

I've got enough on site until lunch, then a couple more of paperwork I'll do when I get home.

thats not too bad, home by evening!

 

[Malich]

thats not too bad, home by evening!

spoke too soon. stuck here a bit longer. minor shit meet fan moment.

 

[Sweetdaisymae]

spoke too soon. stuck here a bit longer. minor shit meet fan moment.

Duck the flying poo!

 

[Malich]

Duck the flying poo!

quack quack.

 

[Sweetdaisymae]

quack quack.

Instead of water off a ducks back...

 

[Malich]

Aaaaaand... I'm home. 2 and a bit hours later than planned. but they'll get billed for a day and a half as I am buggered if I'm doing the paperwork tonight.

 

[Sweetdaisymae]

Good that you are home safe and have the evening to yourself

So who is favourite for the new Dr Who?

 

[Malich]

I would assume with a new, and popular companion the will stick with a guy.

I like the suggestion of Chiwetel Ejiofor... but only if he plays it like The Operative from Serenity

 

[Sweetdaisymae]

I would assume with a new, and popular companion the will stick with a guy.

I like the suggestion of Chiwetel Ejiofor... but only if he plays it like The Operative from Serenity

I wonder if they will double bluff the fans and go with John Hurt

 

[Malich]

I wonder if they will double bluff the fans and go with John Hurt

Going back to an old doctor would be interesting... might almost make me try watching it again.

 

[Sweetdaisymae]

Hurt certainly has gravitas as an actor, he would bring something very different to the role, it would be an interesting and bold move.

 

[Malich]

Hurt certainly has gravitas as an actor, he would bring something very different to the role, it would be an interesting and bold move.

This is true. There are a few... seasoned actors who could take the role back to someone a little more calm, rational and, possibly, dark.

I like a dark doctor. Sylvester McCoy still my favourite. Bumbling persona covering a very sinister core.

 

[Sweetdaisymae]

This is true. There are a few... seasoned actors who could take the role back to someone a little more calm, rational and, possibly, dark.

I like a dark doctor. Sylvester McCoy still my favourite. Bumbling persona covering a very sinister core.

I didn't watch many of his episodes tbh, I guess I just got the bumbling persona, completely missed the rest and switched off.
Hurt could do dark, oh boy could he play an interesting and believable Doctor.

 

[Malich]

I didn't watch many of his episodes tbh, I guess I just got the bumbling persona, completely missed the rest and switched off.
Hurt could do dark, oh boy could he play an interesting and believable Doctor.

This is true.

 

[LallyH]

Morning everyone

Looks like its going to be sunny again today. I'm off to see a client by the coast this morning, so if I have time, I might treat myself to a walk along the beach before I head back to the office.

Hope you all have a good day.

 

[Sweetdaisymae]

Looks like my yahoo has been hacked, I am trying to sort it out, but if you get nonsense from my account, please ignore it for now.

More sun

 

[LallyH]

Looks like my yahoo has been hacked, I am trying to sort it out, but if you get nonsense from my account, please ignore it for now.

More sun

Oh no I've not had anything untoward through...

 

[Sweetdaisymae]

Just had to go through a complicated system of proving who I was and resetting the account. Looks like a virused mail was sent to me and was working into the system.
If you get am email from me don't open it and check if I have sent it!

 

[Malich]

Just had to go through a complicated system of proving who I was and resetting the account. Looks like a virused mail was sent to me and was working into the system.
If you get am email from me don't open it and check if I have sent it!

Yeah, my Hotmail got got that way a few months back. Got an e-mail from a friend, opened it... boom.

I'm always cautious now about opening anything I wasn't expecting.

 

[Sweetdaisymae]

Yep, if you get anything from me, check with me on here before opening it! I don't often send unsolicited mails.

Off work today with a bug. As I work in a school I cannot plug through, its an absolute nono!
Ahh well, its a nice day and I can get some sun!

 

[Malich]

Yep, if you get anything from me, check with me on here before opening it! I don't often send unsolicited mails.

Off work today with a bug. As I work in a school I cannot plug through, its an absolute nono!
Ahh well, its a nice day and I can get some sun!

Ah, good to be off work... not so good to be ill

 

[seven_of_nine]

Sorry to hear you're ill.

You know that feeling when you wait for a bus, then half a dozen turn up and none of them is going where you want to go but they all expect you to jump aboard because you're clearly a clueless maso?

Well frankly, I'd rather walk. In torrential rain. By myself.

sighs

But right now I have to walk my arse to work.

Get well soon Mal.

 

[Malich]

Sorry to hear you're ill.

You know that feeling when you wait for a bus, then half a dozen turn up and none of them is going where you want to go but they all expect you to jump aboard because you're clearly a clueless maso?

Well frankly, I'd rather walk. In torrential rain. By myself.

sighs

But right now I have to walk my arse to work.

Get well soon Mal.

T'is not me that is ill... well, physically, I think my mind is a total mess but i'm working on that.

The best thing i have found in situations like that is to kick each bus firmly in the nuts and inform them that you're not a clueless as you appear. Then wait for the taxi that will take you (almost) exactly where you want to be. Door to door. No muss, no fuss.

Failing that. Remember, there are people who will torch buses if asked

 

[seven_of_nine]

That'll teach me to only scan the thread

Actually I have met someone who is interesting. It's just that I'm having trouble shaking off everyone else. I think it's past time I resorted to ignoring and blocking.

brandishes fists

Here's ignoring and here's blocking.

You're very sweet. But if anyone's going to fling a molotov cocktail at that thread and its buses, well it's going to be yours truly.

Shit. Now I'm going to be late.