They are cheesy, they are cheap, they are BDSM Limericks!
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monster666
COOKIE!!
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Did someone say haiku? Okay, first the obligatory Limerick, which btw, many of you have not bothered to post with each reply per the rules, and then a feeble attempt at a haiku.
There once was a perv who wrote haiku
not just any verse would do
he'd write about tight ropes
and then about hard gropes
and in 3 lines he'd get to you
- or-
steamy kink verses
of bondage and submission
wet crotches abound
There once was a perv who wrote haiku
not just any verse would do
he'd write about tight ropes
and then about hard gropes
and in 3 lines he'd get to you
- or-
steamy kink verses
of bondage and submission
wet crotches abound
lilfrk said:
monster666
COOKIE!!
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in the bdsm limerick thread she dares to speak
without the toll still she seeks
begging and whining
with no limerick shining
such is the begging of lilfreak
without the toll still she seeks
begging and whining
with no limerick shining
such is the begging of lilfreak
lilfrk said:
As usual...my begging gets me no where.
CarolineOh
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OK, but remember, you asked for it....
A sub by the name of Miss Taken,
emerged from a session quite shaken.
She told how she felt,
as she rubbed a fresh welt,
I hate when the paddles start breakin'.
A sub by the name of Miss Taken,
emerged from a session quite shaken.
She told how she felt,
as she rubbed a fresh welt,
I hate when the paddles start breakin'.
CarolineOh
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There once was a woman named Skye,
a beautiful blonde switchin' bi.
She made all the boys
wish she'd share all her toys.
And the girls all compete for her eye.
a beautiful blonde switchin' bi.
She made all the boys
wish she'd share all her toys.
And the girls all compete for her eye.
CarolineOh
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A lady from North california,
wrote many a good thread to warn ya,
about all the dangers
of playing with strangers,
cause she'd rather yell at ya than mourn ya.
wrote many a good thread to warn ya,
about all the dangers
of playing with strangers,
cause she'd rather yell at ya than mourn ya.
CarolineOh
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Two ladies named Jen J and Dusty,
made love in a way that was lusty.
Their tender desires
delights and inspires,
and I hope that it never grows rusty.
made love in a way that was lusty.
Their tender desires
delights and inspires,
and I hope that it never grows rusty.
CarolineOh
Newbie Phase Two
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There once was a spectre named T,
who put a girl over his knee.
He grinned as she straddled
his lap to get paddled,
And oh how I wish it were me!
who put a girl over his knee.
He grinned as she straddled
his lap to get paddled,
And oh how I wish it were me!
CarolineOh
Newbie Phase Two
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A man by the name of James Blandings
was on top of BDSM standings.
When he took the test,
he'd done more than the rest,
but continues his kinky expandings.
was on top of BDSM standings.
When he took the test,
he'd done more than the rest,
but continues his kinky expandings.
Lancecastor
Lit's Most Beloved Poster
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The Law Is Not Concerned With Small Things.
There once was a young man named Rex
Who had a small organ of sex
When charged with exposure
He said, with composure
De Mininimus Non Curat Lex
There once was a young man named Rex
Who had a small organ of sex
When charged with exposure
He said, with composure
De Mininimus Non Curat Lex
CarolineOh
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A lady named Ebonyfire,
set all the sub's passion's afire,
They all long to serve her.
but none can deserve her
like tavish, her one heart's desire.
set all the sub's passion's afire,
They all long to serve her.
but none can deserve her
like tavish, her one heart's desire.
CarolineOh
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An X rated doctor named Blue.
found out that he just never knew,
that what he was missing
was more than mere kissing,
and his interest grew and it grew.
found out that he just never knew,
that what he was missing
was more than mere kissing,
and his interest grew and it grew.
CarolineOh
Newbie Phase Two
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There once was a board moderator,
who loved to play early, or later.
She'd thrust out a tit,
to recieve clamps on it,
the clovers or the alligator.
who loved to play early, or later.
She'd thrust out a tit,
to recieve clamps on it,
the clovers or the alligator.
CarolineOh
Newbie Phase Two
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A lady named CarolineOh,
didn't know how much she didn't know,
but she came here to Lit,
and before long she fit,
and now they can't get her to go!
didn't know how much she didn't know,
but she came here to Lit,
and before long she fit,
and now they can't get her to go!
SierraMoon
Being me
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never claimed to be a poet....
Once there was a sub, sierramoon
whose Dom could always make her swoon
He tied her up tight
took away her hearing and sight
On all those marvelous days in June.....
(no.. don't push the submit button!!! hehehe)
Once there was a sub, sierramoon
whose Dom could always make her swoon
He tied her up tight
took away her hearing and sight
On all those marvelous days in June.....
(no.. don't push the submit button!!! hehehe)
NemoAlia
Voracious
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The button that whispers, "Submit!"
Is one of the things about Lit --
Along with the pics,
The folks and the licks --
That make it a place where I fit.
P.S. After eleven months of not posting very much, I finally qualify for an avatar! Wheeeee!
Is one of the things about Lit --
Along with the pics,
The folks and the licks --
That make it a place where I fit.
P.S. After eleven months of not posting very much, I finally qualify for an avatar! Wheeeee!
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