They are cheesy, they are cheap, they are BDSM Limericks!

[Lancecastor]

There once was a hundreth post

There once was a hundreth post
That was coming so dangerously close
That the avatars shrieked
God not Lance , he's a beast!
But obeyed and ran the champagne for his toast.

 

[lasciviously_yours]

A lovely Las runs about the pages of Lit.
Spreading good humor with her wit.
Her tongue is sharp,
Her body a tart.
Her only wish; a bit more attention to her clit.

~Kisses~
Las

**congrats to you Lance!**

 

[~tehya~]

i'm just tiptoeing in to say congrats to Lance.
i got my 100th today too!



okay, tiptoeing out now.

 

[RainCrow]

Oh dear

She stayed up all night
Realized she couldn't write
when she tried to think of ways
to rhyme cheesy bdsm lays
Finally giving it up for a lite




Man I suck at this

 

[DVS]

BDSM is said to be nifty
It'll get you warmed up in a jiffy.
With floggers and clamps
All used on the vamps
It proves BDSMers are spiffy.

 

[WillowPuss]

Well, here goes nothing ....

As He commanded 'Fetch me the rope'
Her heart was filed with such hope
With knots tied with knack
She lay open, flat on her back
Her position left Him much scope.


Hmmmmmmm ... could do better - reminds me of so many teachers comments! *sigh*

willow

 

[DVS]

Kinky is fun, as all of us know.
BDSM lives! As red bottoms show.
Our fetishes rule
The unusual is cool
Only our minds limit how our kinks grow.

 

[DVS]

Tied, once again, in a submissive position.
Waiting for Him to make His decision.
My ass in the air,
Cause He likes it there.
This switch is still in remission.

 

[DVS]

She's tied spread eagle before me
Her eyes show that she adores me
She can't tell me so
She's gagged, you know
And her squirming is driving me crazy

 

[DVS]

There once was a couple named Muffin
And He was really doing some stuffin'
But without really thinking
They tried a kinky linking
Which created a Killer baby munchkin

 

[Ebonyfire]

Mistress Ebony has started to pack
Her schedule so far is on track
Soon she'll be in London
To queen tav Her sub # one
Then give his poor nutsack a whack!

 

[CarolineOh]

Poor tavish was in the UK,
while his Mistress was so far away,
But in less than a week,
his excitement will peak,
When he sees her plane on the runway.

 

[CarolineOh]

A Dom from the land of the Danes,
was an expert at swinging his canes.
Then his grateful subs,
between sobbing and rubs,
cried "Thank you kind Sir for your pains."

 

[KestralWolfe]

Alrighty then, here's my go....

The folks who post to Lit are great
they'll never harangue or berate
but listen to you
if you've got a few
questions you wish to relate.



Terrible, so terrible, lol. Just don't lynch me *grins*

Be well, be safe, be happy,
Kes

 

[KestralWolfe]

There once was a new sub in Austin
Who found a new club to get lost in,
She'd strut what she got,
Showed off her twat,
Then to the jail she got tossed in...

*the above is by Blackwolfe, my hubby, lol, I asked him to pipe up with one for the thread*

"Come, little one, let's get started"
She said as the subbie's legs parted
She tied them with rope
The poor subbie hoped
The Domme wouldn't stall like her car did

That's it, I give up, lol. I think I left my brain in the fridge. Great thread Monster, tuely frightening!

 

[NemoAlia]

This is a my-turn your-turn effort with a friend:

The riding crop sits on his table
He flicks it whenever he's able
He swats it at flies
Whene'er they buzz by
And Thursday he'll try it on Mabel.

 

[cymbidia]

Quietly waiting is morningirl5
For the dom of her dreams who's soon to arrive
She'll offer her soul
Shining and whole
Immersed in submission, she'll certainly thrive.

 

[DVS]

A subbie is bound with rope and chain
It's time for her to serve Him again
In torment, she lives
In submission, she gives
And tomorrow, she'll do it all again

 

[monster666]

Hands and feet bound and tied to the bed
a soft black bag over the head
as candles drip hot wax
new sub hopes there's no axe
and a really happy ending instead

 

[Ebonyfire]

Oh no,

Alrighty then, here's my go....

The folks who post to Lit are great
they'll never harangue or berate
but listen to you
if you've got a few
questions you wish to relate.



Terrible, so terrible, lol. Just don't lynch me *grins*

Be well, be safe, be happy,
Kes

That was quite good kes, not even cheesy! Thanks Caroline for the one for tavish too!

Ebony

 

[bad kitty]

There once was a submissive named kitty
Who had thought she was rather whitty
'Tll she found this thread,
Now she is brain dead
From trying to write this lil ditty

 

[BlackWolfe]

And another horrible offering from BW...

A Daddi named Kestral got married
Across the threshold she was carried
He said, "you're now mine,"
Got kicked in the spine,
Now in the backyard BlackWolfe's buried...

I'm a bad, bad boy...

 

[NemoAlia]

A writer whose whips have long reaches
Once dug through the South hunting peaches
'Til it struck his mind
To look for and find
The fruits that we hide in our breeches.

 

[monster666]

The moderator/Dom WD
was erroneous identified as me
He made a subdrop joke
same as the other bloke
a coincidence it was, you see

 

[NemoAlia]

Lacking a limerick in this post (trying to avoid really using energy at this moment) here, at least, is an awful (I don't have any music-writing software) transcription of what I affectionately call the limerick song. Does this sound familiar to anyone? (The chorus is much like "Cielito Lindo," but I didn't write that in.)