They are cheesy, they are cheap, they are BDSM Limericks!

there was a sub from Nantucket
who's bunghole was a big as a bucket
all buttplugs would wander
a football was pondered
till finally her Dom said, "just fuck it"
 
There once was a lovely Raindancer,
and everyone longer to romance her.
And that's sight unseen,
imagine how keen
they'd be if they'd even once glance her.
 
There once was a lady named Cellis,
so lovely she makes us all jealous.
She plays with her man
every night if she can,
and we want details,so tell us!
 
A lady from Wales named Skally,
found dominance right up her alley.
And so the sub boys,
packed up all their toys,
and bought maps of Wales from Rand McNally.
 
the limericks of CarolineOh
caused the limerick thread to grow
a well flogged dick
doesn't sprout up as quick
and why I went there I'll never know :>
 
Due to his cutthroat demeanor
With Lance "Grass Really Is Greener"
Monster now faces
Some definite traces
Of singletails he'll surely feel keener.
 
OOOOOOhhhhhhhh

CarolineOh said:
A lady named Ebonyfire,
set all the sub's passion's afire,
They all long to serve her.
but none can deserve her
like tavish, her one heart's desire.

Thanks Caroline I love it! this is definitely not cheesy!

Ebony <six days and counting>
 
An ode to the pithy thread stickies
Made many new posters feel icky
They hemmed & they hawed
and called them a fraud
The Mods cried "These Pervs are too picky!"
 
Re: OOOOOOhhhhhhhh

Ebonyfire said:


Thanks Caroline I love it! this is definitely not cheesy!

Ebony <six days and counting>

My pleasure, Ebony, I wish for years and years of happiness for the two of you.
 
There once was a murderous Muffin,
engaging in huffin' and puffin'
at bad punctuation,
without hesitation,
she'll give each offender ass stuffin'.
 
There once was a monster from Lit,
whose limerick thread was a hit.
But that's no surprise,
'cause those who have eyes,
can see his sweet charm and great wit.
 
The winsome lass Caroline Oh
Can rock a man sweet & so low
This girl ain't a joka
Made Sam dance the polka
And now he can't breakdance no mo'
 
CarolineOh said:
There once was a lovely Raindancer,
and everyone longer to romance her.
And that's sight unseen,
imagine how keen
they'd be if they'd even once glance her.

How have I missed this thread???
It totally rocks!
Thank you, Caroline. You make it easy to adore you.
 
Six Days

Six Days! said Ebonyfire
Whose head was so filled with desire
That her suitcase, not stuffed
With her favorite toys, rough
But instead two twin tops named McGuire
 
Re: Six Days

Lancecastor said:
Six Days! said Ebonyfire
Whose head was so filled with desire
That her suitcase, not stuffed
With her favorite toys, rough
But instead two twin tops named McGuire

hehehe! Thanks Lance, the good thing about Me going to the UK, I will be offline for over two weeks!
Ebony:D
 
Offline!

Offline! for two weeks in the sack
With Tavish & a bottle of Jack
She'll be havin the shakes
But do tell, will the quakes
Be the offline sack, Jack...or not comin' back?
 
O'er the pond!

O'er the pond!
Eb said with great glee
I'll have Tavish soon there on me knee
One things fer sure there is no better cure
For Lit servers than be rid temporarily of She!
 
Limericks

There was a young man from Corvair,

Who raped an old maid on the stair,

The bannister broke,

On the thirty third stroke.

So he finished her off in midair...........
 
Making up for lost time

There once was a lady MissTaken
who gave up her days of heart-breakin',
gave herself a shove
to start looking for love
of the kind that leaves her ass achin'.

We all knew a lovely named petrel
whose mate just fit her so well
that they ran off and married
but on holiday they tarried,
and now their privates are swelled.

There once was a Doctor named Blue
who realized how little he knew
so he started some studies,
with his kinky new buddies
and it was more than his brain that grew.

In Georgia lives a Dom that Writes
all through his days & his nights
For a while he wanted to look
for a sub he'd invite to cook
just to hear her offer him bites.

There was a sub named cym-b
whose days were about botany
so imagine my surprise
when I finally realized
this lady was kinkier than me!

A wise Mistress by the name of Ebony
loved a sub she had yet to see
so lives were rearranged
and everything changed
so tavish could serve his Lady.

The sweet teddy bear called T
liked to be taken over a knee,
but sometimes when face down
he'd break into a frown
thinking "who'll sub for me?

There was a vanilla named Muffin
who many thought was just bluffin'
cuz she sure seemed to rule
and to teach like in school,
but she said that didn't mean nuthin.'

The very kind Miss Caroline
is starting to heal up just fine
And it's good because Sam,
that's her new Domly man
says he's going out of his mind!

MasterMe was a little known Switch
married to a warm-hearted bitch
He was kinked in the extreme
if you know what I mean
but with her he found the right niche.


...and I'm spent.
 
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This is too much fun...

not to get involved! Here goes...

A couple were out on the grass,
When the boyfriend attempted a pass,
The girl was a Domme,
Who before too long,
Had a butt plug stuck right up his arse.
 
And another...

There was a young woman from Arsenal,
Who one day received her new parcel.
The gift was a vibe,
Her boyfriend was tied,
And she stuffed the vibe right up his arse-hole!


Hmmm...there seems to be a theme emerging with my rhymes...
 
Last one...

There once was a yound lad from Clapham,
Who loved all his girlfriends to slap him,
He met with a Mistress,
The worst of all bitches,
Who fucked his tight arse with a strap-on.


Thanks for starting this thread...has kept me amused all morning!

Mysterious.
 
Poor cym is imbued with self-doubt
The needs of her heart seem washed-out
She yearns toward one dom
But the other's a balm
One sub + two doms means freak-out.
 
Aw, payback's a mofo....

CarolineOh is so cool,
the limerick she uses as a tool,
she uplifts and compliments
and everyone laments
about winning this bi-switch jewel


CarolineOh said:
There once was a monster from Lit,
whose limerick thread was a hit.
But that's no surprise,
'cause those who have eyes,
can see his sweet charm and great wit.
 
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